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  • I have finally accepted that my dead husband was a homer.

    Much as it saddens me to say it, I have now accepted it. Why else would a known sodomite be so drawn to him as to do homerish things to him?

    I can only take comfort in that he got his Just Desserts from God:

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    Even if it *was* forced, God doesn't make exceptions! It still counts if the homerish actions were forced on the man, and the action makes him a homer in any case. God's righteous judgment has been exacted! I thank him for his wiseness in sparing our sons and daughters from Bill's influence by having him hacked to death.


    I should like to ask everyone to join me in thanking HIM for his Righteous Judgment! Glory!


    God hates Seth Cochrane.

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    Re: I have finally accepted that my dead husband was a homer.

    Well praise Jesus! I don't know the full extent of the situation, but I'm sure glad Jesus saw fit to remove him from your lives before he could influence you also. God bless you.

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    • #3
      Re: I have finally accepted that my dead husband was a homer.

      Im' real sorry mrs poole that one time i went to you're fine house to do you're lawn mr. poole payed allot of atenttion to me when I took my shirt off on account of it was so hot at the time i didnt' know what to make of it now i do anyhow im' real sorry about you're loss maa'm.

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      • #4
        Re: I have finally accepted that my dead husband was a homer.

        You have our condolences widow Poole. And I apologize in advance for BJ and his boys in security having to burn your house to the ground, but none of your neighbors want to get the AIDS, as I'm sure you understand.

        Make sure you get your brood out. You have about 10 minutes.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: I have finally accepted that my dead husband was a homer.

          Thanks for the warning, Pastor Zeke. My brother has put us up in his place (only 16 bedrooms, so it's a tad cramped, but we'll be fine. We in Christ must learn to suffer as he did).
          God hates Seth Cochrane.

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          • #6
            Re: I have finally accepted that my dead husband was a homer.

            Originally posted by Jean Poole View Post
            Thanks for the warning, Pastor Zeke. My brother has put us up in his place (only 16 bedrooms, so it's a tad cramped, but we'll be fine. We in Christ must learn to suffer as he did).
            Widow Poole you are more than welcome to place one or two of the little animals sweet Christian children out in my stables.

            It would let them know how Baby Jesus felt

            YIC,
            Sayved


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • #7
              Re: I have finally accepted that my dead husband was a homer.

              Gay rape is a sad thing, but it's not something that he could have lived with after, or you either. God was pleased that the situation turned out the way it did. There was finally some positive economic news in the press on the day he was killed. Praise Jesus!
              "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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              • #8
                Re: I have finally accepted that my dead husband was a homer.

                Not to be critical, but couldn't you tell his perversion by the lisping and prancing and mincing? Homers just LOVE to advertise their preversions-- so it's always easy to tell. Case in point....

                Homer



                Manly Man

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                • #9
                  Re: I have finally accepted that my dead husband was a homer.

                  Brother Monty, is that you in your younger days? (The manly man, not the flamer!)
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                  • #10
                    Re: I have finally accepted that my dead husband was a homer.

                    That is my son. He works in the dairy industry in California. He is a researcher at the Harvey Milk Institute.

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                    • #11
                      Re: I have finally accepted that my dead husband was a homer.

                      Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                      That is my son. He works in the dairy industry in California. He is a researcher at the Harvey Milk Institute.
                      You must be proud to have such a manly, non-gay son!
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #12
                        Re: I have finally accepted that my dead husband was a homer.

                        hi palibanmom, why did you jean poole and jenny donati steal ministry of dreams when you both knew not to, you will bothperish saith God, when you see this post reverend that owns, do not touch it, or your name with visions of you will appear on net and at your church, it feels like a body perfect size coming in, the Holy Ghost baptizm, jenny donati and jean poole both stole ministryofdreams to ruin christian, they are the palibanmom and palibano of the paliban daily, tell on them, do not remove pastor saith the Lord, or, your prayer request denied

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                        • #13
                          Re: I have finally accepted that my dead husband was a homer.

                          Originally posted by bobhickman View Post
                          hi palibanmom, why did you jean poole and jenny donati steal ministry of dreams when you both knew not to, you will bothperish saith God, when you see this post reverend that owns, do not touch it, or your name with visions of you will appear on net and at your church, it feels like a body perfect size coming in, the Holy Ghost baptizm, jenny donati and jean poole both stole ministryofdreams to ruin christian, they are the palibanmom and palibano of the paliban daily, tell on them, do not remove pastor saith the Lord, or, your prayer request denied
                          What are you smoking ?


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • #14
                            Re: I have finally accepted that my dead husband was a homer.

                            He's got some beef with Tish, the daughter I disowned because she destroyed my womb, abandoned Jesus, and married an Asian Buddhist.
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                            Christian Ladies:
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