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Okay, so, I have a girlfriend and we've been just friends for a while, but, recently, I found out she's a lesbian. I haven't dated other girls before. Okay, well, I don't have a personal problem with being a lesbian, but since I found that out, I'm starting to have feelings for her. I haven't acted on those feelings yet, but I want to. What should I do?
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Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
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You should take your filthy fantasies away from here and stop trolling our Forum.Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
If you have wish someone to advise you then contact Pastor Ezekiel directly.
Once more and you are BANNED.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: I'm attracted to a lesbian!
Well, more details are probably needed, just what kind of "feelings"? Please be very specific.Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View PostMatthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: I'm attracted to a lesbian!
BROTHER ELIOT!!!Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
this slut is obviously trying to corrupt you with nasty stories of her filthy and depraved sexual fantasies.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: I'm attracted to a lesbian!
You just calm down sister!Originally posted by Talitha View Post
We can't jump to conclusions! Maybe she meant she was having feelings of trying to save her soul. We need as many details as possible and I'm certain the pastors will agree on this matter.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: I'm attracted to a lesbian!
Then she can ask me personally.Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
How shall I sleep at night worrying about our Godly men of Landover getting thoughts of Lezbeans writhing about with each other rubbing their filthy Pillows together and performing all kinds of unmentionable acts on each others Cooters?
It's disgusting.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: I'm attracted to a lesbian!
Now, now Brother Eliot, sister Talitha, I'll handle this one personally.Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
Young lady, you should drop to your knees and PRAISE JESUS right now for delivering you unto Hid favorite forum. Your immortal soul is at stake! It sounds to me like demons are sneaking into your body, perhaps through your cooter or some unGodly piercings you might sport. I have much experience with cases like yours, a young, nubile lass being tempted by satan into the unspeakable debauchery of lezbeanism. I'm glad that Jesus sent you here today. It may just save you from eternal damnation! Glory!!
With His great compassion, Jesus condemns all homers, including lesbians.
You surely don't want to "do those things which are not convenient" now, do you?Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
I'd like to hear more details about your recent unnatural lust for your girl friend. Please describe your feelings and desires more fully. Also, if you have any photographs of yourself and the object of your unGodly lust, that would help immensely.
If you are too shy to post such information here on the open forum, feel free to contact me via my email link at the bottom of my signature. I will be more than happy to give you my personal attention in this spiritual crisis you are facing. You don't have a moment to spare!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm attracted to a lesbian!
Well, you shouldn't be thinking about Landover men in bed! You better crack open that KJV1611 and start reading!Originally posted by Talitha View PostMatthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Oh, yeah, that reminds me of one important detail that kinda changes the whole dynamic of the situation!Originally posted by Talitha View Post
She's a transsexual lesbian, so she doesn't have a "cooter" yet. She hates what she does have.
So, I guess I was wondering, do you think I should date her and try to convert her to heterosexuality or something like that?Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.Comment
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Re: I'm attracted to a lesbian!
SCREEEEECH!Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
Ok, that is just digusting. I don't want to know about this. I rebuke the two of you in the Holy Name of Jesus. Begone, perverts.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm attracted to a lesbian!
Well, your friend is going to Hell.Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
I guess you need to decide if you want to join it.
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22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: I'm attracted to a lesbian!
You're both perverted!Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
The LORD does not approve of lesbians anymore than he approves of gays! I don't care what your friend thinks IT is, the LORD will boil you both in hell until you're unrecognizable!
REPENT AND FIND A DECENT CHRISTIAN MAN TO SETTLE DOWN WITH. IN THE NAME OF CHRIST JESUS, AMEN!sigpic
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Re: I'm attracted to a lesbian!
I am trying to pray for all the poor pilgrims who were hurt slaughtering injuns, and here comes someone with the old " I am a lezbean trapped in a man's body" joke.Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
Missy, there is no such thing as a 'transsexual' or 'gender reassignment'. A qweer is a qweer. If he/she hate what they have, then he/she is obligated to hack it off with a rusty Ginsu knife or a Dremel tool rather than face the WRATH OF GOD!
If he/she was a real qweer he/she would be strapping a fake one on anyway! Get thee behind me, SATAN! Stupid Goths.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: I'm attracted to a lesbian!
Oh, I think you misunderstand. Let me see if I can get it across correctly.
I'm wondering if, maybe, I'm only attracted to her because she isn't really a girl. Does being attracted to her mean I'm still heterosexual?
Also, do you think I could possibly save her? You know, start dating her and try to talk her out of wanting to be some kind of pseudo-lesbo?Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.Comment
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