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Jesus save us, now the homers are even making the trees gay! 
Obama has to be responsible for this!
Obama has to be responsible for this!
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Last edited by Old Man Hatchet; 12-12-2008, 06:10 PM.Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
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I have "touched up" the photo a bit. People, let's try to remember that this is a family forum.Comment
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Oh my word ive' had to take down a few trees in my job but none like that is that the way trees grow in massachusets and connetticut?Comment
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I have my worries about those trees. If you carved a chair out of its wood, could you get AIDS from sitting in it?
If you used its wood to make a fire, could you catch AIDS from the smoke? How about any food you cooked with the fire? Could you catch AIDS from that?
What if you got a splinter from that tree?
I'm scared
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.Comment
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I wouldn't want to be the Tropicana rep that has to break this awful news to Anita Bryant.Comment
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I'd say it's likely that a coven of witches cast a spell on that tree. It's been known to happen. God warns us about witches in the Bible!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Soak them in gasoline and burn them in the name of GOD!
Don't touch them with your bare hands, as I'm sure countless homosexuals have sprawled across them and engaged in unspeakable acts of lust!sigpic
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Its like Satan is in that image and is trying to pull at my VERY soul itself. As twisted as it is that picture is worth a million words. About what? Tree hugging hippies who whine about "global warming".
THIS is why its NOT always wrong to cut down trees. All of those crazy hippies whom claim cutting down trees causes this so called "global warming"? I think its just an excuse so God hating homosexuals can experience, the sick pleasure of looking at things like that.
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All trees are gay. Why do you think the witches and the liberals love them so much?Comment
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They're just overgrown chia pets that went out of control! Chia pets are satanic too.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Are you retarded? How the hell would you get AIDS from a tree?Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View PostI have my worries about those trees. If you carved a chair out of its wood, could you get AIDS from sitting in it?
If you used its wood to make a fire, could you catch AIDS from the smoke? How about any food you cooked with the fire? Could you catch AIDS from that?
What if you got a splinter from that tree?
I'm scaredRom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.Comment
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You can catch Poison Ivy from burning it, why not Aids?Originally posted by Joel675670 View PostMatthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.Comment
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Right!
Aids is way worse than Poison Ivy and poison Ivy can cause a rash centuries after it contacts something and be spread by smoke. Just imagine long Aids could stay on a tree!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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