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  • Joel
    Unsaved Trash, Sodomite God-mocker
    • Dec 2008
    • 11

    #16
    Re: Gay trees

    The blood would dry, the nucleas of the cell would not be able to survive etc.
    Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #17
      Re: Gay trees

      How do you think they get anthrax into powdered form?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Mistress Cookie
        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 6790

        #18
        Re: Gay trees

        Originally posted by Joel675670 View Post
        The blood would dry, the nucleas of the cell would not be able to survive etc.
        It certainly CAN survive in powder form, as some men have contacted the aids virus through using talc and "dusting powder".

        The Landover™ pastors have been tracking this sickness for almost half a century, and they know by what they speak.

        1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

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        • Joel
          Unsaved Trash, Sodomite God-mocker
          • Dec 2008
          • 11

          #19
          Re: Gay trees

          Heating it?
          Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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          • eliot mayfield
            God Squad
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 9324

            #20
            Re: Gay trees

            Originally posted by Joel675670 View Post
            Heating it?
            So, you admit burning an Aids infected tree would just spread the disease???
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #21
              Re: Gay trees

              Originally posted by Joel View Post
              The blood would dry, the nucleas of the cell would not be able to survive etc.
              You seem to fancy yourself an expert on the AIDS, Joel. Anything you want to tell us?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Joel
                Unsaved Trash, Sodomite God-mocker
                • Dec 2008
                • 11

                #22
                Re: Gay trees

                I know enough about basic Science to tell you that you cannot get AIDS from a tree. But I'm guessing Science is against your rules?
                Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #23
                  Re: Gay trees

                  Originally posted by Joel View Post
                  I know enough about basic Science to tell you that you cannot get AIDS from a tree. But I'm guessing Science is against your rules?
                  Only gay guys say that so they can continue to spread the AIDS.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #24
                    Re: Gay trees

                    Originally posted by Joel View Post
                    I know enough about basic Science to tell you that you cannot get AIDS from a tree. But I'm guessing Science is against your rules?
                    Not at all. It is your knowledge of it that is dim. GOD put AIDS on plants that he didn't want monkeys to eat. The ones that did, died. Africans found the dead monkeys, had sex with them, then ate them. So Africans got AIDS. The Pope sent some Jesuits to Africa and they got it by raping small African boys. Then the priests went all over the world and started spreading it to other homers. Some of THEM sold their blood to get the money for more heroin, so it got into the bloodbanks.

                    It's GOD's plan, and it's obvious if you follow science.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 9384

                      #25
                      Re: Gay trees

                      Originally posted by Joel View Post
                      I know enough about basic Science to tell you that you cannot get AIDS from a tree. But I'm guessing Science is against your rules?
                      Well, the Pastor is right about God's plan for AIDS. You would do well to have a bit more insight, common sense, and imagination when dealing with these complex problems. If you go around hugging trees you will no doubt become a liebral homer and will surely catch the AIDS.

                      Trees are for cutting down and doing useful things with them. It makes me sick to see those LIEbral Californicatians keeping companies from logging and then to see all those trees go to waste in their forest fires. Think of the paper that could be made from all those trees and the number of Bibles (KJV1611) that could have been printed. The world has not been saved yet and time is running short.
                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                      • allfornothing
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 11

                        #26
                        Re: Gay trees

                        or maybe its god sending you a sign? because your so closeminded and unaccepting of your brothers and sisters, he has to spell it out to you, that this is happening, he has allowed it and he wants you to be as accepting as he is?



                        now a little note:
                        hello.

                        i am not a christian, and i dont think i ever will be, however i would like to share my views on homosexuality.
                        i am not one, however many of my friends are and i am proud of them.

                        they are open minded, accepting people, more accepting than anyone else i know.

                        however the poeple that are posting these threads arent either of these, and i thought that your god taught you to accept people whatever their creed, or colour. whether rich or poor, black or white, why is gay or straight left out of this equation? gay's and lesbians have accepted themselves, and if they believe in god then they must know that god's accepted them too, however the sons and daughters of your god havent', so why dont you begin to become more accepting? its not a matter of forgiveness because they have done nothing wrong.

                        gay and lesbian love was once known as the purest type of love, because they werent doing it for sex, they were doing it for the attraction between two people, whereas straight people could just be doing it for sex and for making children. homosexuality cant create these things, which implies these poeple must love each other for their personality, for who they are, for who you believe god made them. if you believe that everyone is a child of god, then you must believe that they are too, that they are your brothers and sisters and that they love you as you should love them. just because they arent the same sexuality as you doesnt mean they are horrible or corrupted. people can murder and still be forgiven by your god, however these people who have done nothing wrong but love purely can't be in your eyes, don't you think thats wrong?

                        if you truly believe in your god then you will trust him, and if you believe that everyone is a child of him then you must also believe that these homosexuals are his too. if you really believe in your god you wont question his decision to allow gays and lesbians in this world, you must accept it, like you accept his forgiveness when you hurt another. you may not understand it at this moment or as to why hes allowed it but you dont need to, because if you really trust him then you will know that he will explain it to you one day, and that you will understand. all you have to do is accept, if you cant accept everyone then you cant call yourself a christian or a true believer in god. you can't have accepted yourself because there is a bit of god in everyone, and god has accepted them, so why can't you?

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                        • Meek and Humble
                          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                          Biblical Black Belt
                          Jr. Pastor
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 6197

                          #27
                          Re: Gay trees

                          Listen AllforNOTHING, if that is your real name,

                          you are lying, evil, blasphemous atheist Satanist fag-enabler. Your post just proves you know nothing about Christianity or the Bible. Why do you come onto our Godly website and spew such hatred towards us?! Stop acting like a maniac pervert and accept Jesus as your savior!

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                          • forgetnarrowpathy
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 13

                            #28
                            Re: Gay trees

                            Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
                            I have my worries about those trees. If you carved a chair out of its wood, could you get AIDS from sitting in it?

                            If you used its wood to make a fire, could you catch AIDS from the smoke? How about any food you cooked with the fire? Could you catch AIDS from that?

                            What if you got a splinter from that tree?

                            I'm scared
                            I have worries too. Should I throw away my KJV Bible? It may be made of one of those gay trees. Because when I read it, I get all sorts wicked thoughts.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #29
                              Re: Gay trees

                              Originally posted by forgetnarrowpathy View Post
                              I have worries too. Should I throw away my KJV Bible? It may be made of one of those gay trees. Because when I read it, I get all sorts wicked thoughts.
                              Back to mock Jesus again I see.


                              Did they let you out on good behavior, or did you escape this time?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449

                                #30
                                Re: Gay trees

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Back to mock Jesus again I see.
                                Who's this then Pastor? I seem to have forgotten all about him.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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