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  • Gurl in Glass
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 51
    #31
    Re: Gay trees

    Originally posted by forgetnarrowpathy View Post
    I have worries too. Should I throw away my KJV Bible? It may be made of one of those gay trees. Because when I read it, I get all sorts wicked thoughts.
    Queer blasphemer! God would not allow a KJV 1611 to be made from gay trees!

    If any version of the Bible is written with those things, it would be one of those cat-licker Bibles or the book of Morman.

    Ugh! I feel dirty just talking about those heathen books!
    Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
    1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
    1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323
        #32
        Re: Gay trees

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        Who's this then Pastor? I seem to have forgotten all about him.
        He's not a Pastor. he's a frequent escapee from the Des Moines Institute for the Criminally Insane and whenever he gets out he comes back here and runs around the church bell tower yelling "Esmeralda, Esmeralda".

        We still don't know how he gets in there.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • forgetnarrowpathy
            Unsaved trash
            • Dec 2008
            • 13
            #33
            Re: Gay trees

            Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
            Queer blasphemer! God would not allow a KJV 1611 to be made from gay trees!

            If any version of the Bible is written with those things, it would be one of those cat-licker Bibles or the book of Morman.

            Ugh! I feel dirty just talking about those heathen books!
            God works in mysterious ways. He sends lying spirits, and He makes KJV Bibles out of gay trees.

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              • Gurl in Glass
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 51
                #34
                Re: Gay trees

                Originally posted by forgetnarrowpathy View Post
                God works in mysterious ways. He sends lying spirits, and He makes KJV Bibles out of gay trees.
                No, he doesn't.

                Fags are an abomination to the Lord. How could his holy word be made from an abomination?
                Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                  • forgetnarrowpathy
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                    • Dec 2008
                    • 13
                    #35
                    Re: Gay trees

                    Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
                    No, he doesn't.

                    Fags are an abomination to the Lord. How could his holy word be made from an abomination?
                    You expect me to tell you how? Am I God to know how? I only know that the Bible says that He is behind it.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #36
                        Re: Gay trees

                        Originally posted by forgetnarrowpathy View Post
                        You expect me to tell you how? Am I God to know how? I only know that the Bible says that He is behind it.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        What evil have you brought us this Christmas Eve, NarrowBrain?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Brother_Percy
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 1359
                            #37
                            Re: Gay trees

                            Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
                            Jesus save us, now the homers are even making the trees gay!

                            Obama has to be responsible for this!
                            I wonder if this is one of those trees the wiccers worship??

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                              • Gurl in Glass
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 51
                                #38
                                Re: Gay trees

                                I've spoken to a pastor and we think the only way to de-gay those trees now is to turn them into homer hunting manuals. Is Landover Baptist making a 2009 version of theirs?
                                Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                                1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                                1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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