[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Exposed! The shadowy funders of the homosexual agenda!

menfolk need to be strong an say a big fat "no!" if thier lady wanna hires a wedding planner, cuz a wedding planner try to spends all the moneys an will join forces wiv the bride, an then they both hen-peckity-peck-peck-peck the pore groom, they wears him down so that he will open his wallets to shut thier yap

Now you have hit on something satanic indeed here. I would never even consider a "wedding planner" like just how gross!

Either
can't I organise my own event am I so useless in which case if I can't manage 1.day how ever will I manage a.household for a.lifetime?

Or
who am I to have "ideas" in the first place, is the groom so pathetic he can't pick up the ’phone and say

“
1. This is what we're having
2. item one
3. item two
4. item three
5. et cetera

”

. . . . . or what in which case how did he ever manage to be getting wed, in the first place, too?

And as for that weird looking man with the beard, all he wants to know is

He obviously wouldn't care if I was marrying a warthog. Say if I dropped dead right now. Throw me down a diggers hole, fine by me: I'm dead. At the rapture the dead in Christ will rise first I-Thessalonians-4:16 and Jesus will not be discriminating on the basis of funeral expenses so there is no reason to have any is there. No. There is not. One's estate should pass to The Church to further His work (in the interim, prior to the rapture) and do "funeral parlours" reject the Pink Dollar? Very unlikely I'd have thought. Check out a jewish coffin. Very budget oriented my dear with no metal and therefore no gold angels or silver cheat-lines or platinum fittings or iridium knobs. Actually they're quite tasteful ..but I digress.

This thread is not about Hebrew funerals.

I almost vomited when I saw that wedding icon, because that's what it is isn't it? Yes. It is. Worshipping the created rather than the creator (at $iso-much-per-minute) and in particular certain bits of the created wretch one is obsessing over almost as much as beard-o is obsessing over the fee he would be charging But I Am Sorry To Say, Mr Bearded Freak, there will be no function for you at the Lizalor wedding I can do my own organising thank you very much.

And thank you to Petal, too, for raising this matter.