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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #1

    Campbell's Soup Cauldron of Depravity

    Fellow Christians, generations of able bodied Americans have been raised to fight righteous wars against our enemies on a healthy diet of nutritious Campbell's Soup. There is not a single True Christian™ wife that does not know how to make a hearty casserole for her husband and children by adding a can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup to a variety of other ingredients.

    With the LIEbral swindling of American this is all coming to an end. Campbell's Soup is openly supporting the gay deathstyle agenda and embarking on a plan to turn us into a nation of homers. If you have not already seen it, brace yourselves for this shocking story:

    Campbell's Soup promotes 2-mommy families
    Advertisement in homosexual magazine highlights 'gay' couple, son
    http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.p...w&pageId=84062

    The Campbell's Soup Company purchased a pair of two-page advertisement spreads in one of the nation's leading pro-homosexual magazines, including an ad highlighting a lesbian couple and their son, reports the American Family Association.

    The advertisement for Campbell's product Swanson's broth, the AFA reports, appears in both the December 2008 and January 2009 issues of The Advocate, a magazine that touts itself with the line, "For 40 years, setting the standard in LGBT journalism."

    The AFA, however, objects to the ad, particularly the frame that depicts the lesbian couple and their son, claiming that the soup company is contributing to homosexual advocacy.

    "Not only did the ads cost Campbell's a chunk of money," writes AFA Chairman Donald Wildmon in an email alert, "but they also sent a message that homosexual parents constitute a family and are worthy of support."

    Wildmon is seeking people who will contact the soup company and ask Campbell's to "stop supporting the gay agenda."
    We can only imagine what is going to be stocked at our local supermarket soup aisle. Coming to a store near you will be;

    Dyke Clam Chowder
    Cream of Homer Beef
    Lezbean Barley
    Nancy Boy Bisque
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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  • TheRealNaveed
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    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2009
    • 18

    #2
    Re: Campbell's Soup Cauldron of Depravity

    You're always free to try and organize boycotts if you don't like their business strategies. Campbell's won't stop this program unless it turns out to hurt them more than it helps, and it just might help them a lot. For their support, I'll certainly only buy Campbell's brands of my tomato soup, and I won't be the only queer to do so.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Campbell's Soup Cauldron of Depravity

      Those hairy carpet munchers probably only buy Anna's low sodium Lentil soup. Campbell's should stick with their loyal customer base in stead of alienating them with this lezbo crap.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • TheRealNaveed
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        • Jan 2009
        • 18

        #4
        Re: Campbell's Soup Cauldron of Depravity

        That assumes their customer base has a large contigent of those which would have serious issue with their actions. Given the fact that they did it, and are expanding it despite the protest of organizations such as the AFA, I don't think a large enough segment of their customer base is alienated for it to be a problem. Which is good, Campbell's is a solid institution, would hate to see it shaken. It's one of the few companies doing very well through the bad times.

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #5
          Re: Campbell's Soup Cauldron of Depravity

          Originally posted by TheRealNaveed View Post
          That assumes their customer base has a large contigent of those which would have serious issue with their actions. Given the fact that they did it, and are expanding it despite the protest of organizations such as the AFA, I don't think a large enough segment of their customer base is alienated for it to be a problem. Which is good, Campbell's is a solid institution, would hate to see it shaken. It's one of the few companies doing very well through the bad times.
          We haven't hit the bad times yet. I thought poofters only ate these Campbell products.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • TheRealNaveed
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            • Jan 2009
            • 18

            #6
            Re: Campbell's Soup Cauldron of Depravity

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            We haven't hit the bad times yet. I thought poofters only ate these Campbell products.
            Hmm, never had those. They look good though.

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