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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    How gays ruined snowflakes.

    Snowflakes used to represent something pure and innocent, made in the heavens with balance and harmony.

    I was watching a show this morning about photographing snowflakes and was enjoying the spectacular images:


    But then, the homer-friendly producers had to go and ruin the show by adding a segment about how homosexuals had adopted the snowflake image. I was disgusted. First they ruined rainbows, then they ruined triangles and pink (although I'm glad they haven't ruined blue, yet). Now they're corrupting the image of snowflakes. How did we let this happen?

    Some examples of how gays ruined snowflakes:

    I am totally against this and will protest gay snowflakes anywhere I see them. SNOWFLAKES ARE NOT GAY!!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: How gays ruined snowflakes.

    Is there anything that those sodomites won't ruin? Snowflakes, like life, are too complex to have arisen naturally; therefore, God intelligently designs each one. The fact that they would appropriate His wondrous handiwork for their own nefarious ends just shows how much they hate Him.
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    • Red Snowflunky
      Chink-lover, God-mocker
      • Jan 2009
      • 110

      #3
      Re: How gays ruined snowflakes.

      Why can't you all just leave certain things alone? It's not like everything belongs to you! Everyone has their symbols. Even I have my symbols that mean nothing to everyone else, but mean the world to me and me alone.

      You all need to learn that everyone has a place in the world and you cannot change that. You need to learn that none of you will ever control anything in this life or the afterlife. You need to learn that your opinion is not the only one that matters, and you need to learn that not everyone has your views.
      He's the tower of power, Admits no shame, Untouched, crushed, will remain, To one, to two, to three, to four, Heading straight for an open door, He can see, what he can't feel,
      Without one touch, It becomes surreal, But it's true, The power lives, Inside of you!
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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: How gays ruined snowflakes.

        You give snowflakes a bad name, too.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • dangerbee
          Unsaved trash
          • Mar 2009
          • 15

          #5
          Re: How gays ruined snowflakes.

          it seems like there is so much hurt and suffering in the world and all you can concern yourself with right now is gays and snowflakes.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: How gays ruined snowflakes.

            Leave the snowflakes alone.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #7
              Re: How gays ruined snowflakes.

              Originally posted by dangerbee View Post
              it seems like there is so much hurt and suffering in the world and all you can concern yourself with right now is gays and snowflakes.
              Odd, that your first post in this forum isn't to introduce yourself, and it isn't to address all the "hurt and suffering in the world", but to comment on gay snowflakes.

              God is well aware of all the "hurt and suffering in the world".

              He knows everything, and He is all-powerful. If He wanted the "hurt and suffering" to stop, He could easily resolve it.

              He could change weather patterns to bring rain to areas of drought. He could stop global warming. He could appear, and tell warring factions to stop their fighting and get along.

              He won't. He wants us to respond to those tests and learn from them, not have everything handed to us!

              So, all that "hurt and suffering" is God's Will. Who are we to question it?
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              • Red Snowflunky
                Chink-lover, God-mocker
                • Jan 2009
                • 110

                #8
                Re: How gays ruined snowflakes.

                How do I give snowflakes a bad name? By liking them because they're pretty?
                He's the tower of power, Admits no shame, Untouched, crushed, will remain, To one, to two, to three, to four, Heading straight for an open door, He can see, what he can't feel,
                Without one touch, It becomes surreal, But it's true, The power lives, Inside of you!
                ~Crush 40

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                • Sir WhiteSox
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 23

                  #9
                  Re: How gays ruined snowflakes.

                  Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                  He won't. He wants us to respond to those tests and learn from them, not have everything handed to us!

                  So, all that "hurt and suffering" is God's Will. Who are we to question it?
                  You're not the ones in trouble. You are not the people in true need, not the drought-struck, not the famine-ridden. You are not the diseased ones, or the opressed peoples. Other people are. Please do not act like you're suffering, because you are one of the most privileged people on this side of the pearly gates.

                  Next, please, also do not accuse the afore-mentioned sufferers (which are usually entire populations, usually of races other than Caucasian) of being sinners, or of being punished by the Lord for any cause. God created them. He loves them as if they were His own image (and they are). The moment Jesus took proper care of original sin, all men and all women were cleansed of their wrongdoings. Therefore, all babies born since, and all the people alive today, are living under the approval of God. No single person is born damned, or otherwise sinfully dispositioned until he or she first betrays His trust.

                  Not tryin' to be mean here, I'm not saying you should question His ways. It's just that maybe you should question your own ways. Please consider the effective difference between spending your time convincing gays that they're... sodomites, and spending your time actually contributing to peace, and love, and the well-being of all. Not just those in your direct vicinity, but all that are in dire straits.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: How gays ruined snowflakes.

                    Who do you think I am, Mother Teresa?
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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567

                      #11
                      Re: How gays ruined snowflakes.

                      Originally posted by Sir WhiteSox View Post
                      You're not the ones in trouble. You are not the people in true need, not the drought-struck, not the famine-ridden. You are not the diseased ones, or the opressed peoples. Other people are. Please do not act like you're suffering, because you are one of the most privileged people on this side of the pearly gates.
                      I didn't say I was suffering. I explained why God allows suffering . . . because He is the one who knowingly chooses to allow it to occur.

                      Do you deny this? Do you say that God is NOT all-powerful?

                      If not, we're in agreement.
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                      • Mistress Cookie
                        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 6790

                        #12
                        Re: How gays ruined snowflakes.

                        Originally posted by Sir WhiteSox View Post
                        You're not the ones in trouble. You are not the people in true need, not the drought-struck, not the famine-ridden. You are not the diseased ones, or the opressed peoples. Other people are. Please do not act like you're suffering, because you are one of the most privileged people on this side of the pearly gates.
                        Do you know how we True Christians™ suffer when we see the sin and debauchery all around us? Do you know the depth of the horror we feel, watching our Christian country turn from Jesus and crumble under the forces of LIEberals and godless foreigners?

                        The suffering you allude to is the suffering merely of the body. We feel the suffering of the soul, which is found deeper, and is eternal.

                        Sometimes we can't even sleep at night, in the face of America's current sickness.

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                        • Sir WhiteSox
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 23

                          #13
                          Re: How gays ruined snowflakes.

                          Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                          Do you know how we True Christians™ suffer when we see the sin and debauchery all around us? Do you know the depth of the horror we feel, watching our Christian country turn from Jesus and crumble under the forces of LIEberals and godless foreigners?

                          The suffering you allude to is the suffering merely of the body. We feel the suffering of the soul, which is found deeper, and is eternal.

                          Sometimes we can't even sleep at night, in the face of America's current sickness.
                          So do you turtle up and cry about it to your neighbours, or do you lift your lance unto the sinners, the queers, and ride out into the heathen wastelands in full God-gallop to crush those that oppose the Lord? That's exactly what I would do if God told me to.

                          However, if God told me to love, help, and forgive them, I'd do just that. And so I do.

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                          • Sir WhiteSox
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 23

                            #14
                            Re: How gays ruined snowflakes.


                            Like this guy, the honorable Saint George the slayer of demons.

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                            • JennyD
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Sweet Placid Sister
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 9567

                              #15
                              Re: How gays ruined snowflakes.

                              Originally posted by Sir WhiteSox View Post
                              So do you turtle up and cry about it to your neighbours, or do you lift your lance unto the sinners, the queers, and ride out into the heathen wastelands in full God-gallop to crush those that oppose the Lord? That's exactly what I would do if God told me to.

                              However, if God told me to love, help, and forgive them, I'd do just that. And so I do.
                              Please show me where God told you in the Bible that you have the authority to forgive sins, and that you should stop telling people that He will condemn them to eternal Hellfire.

                              Why do you hate sinners and homosexuals so much that you want them to burn?
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