I have recently made the acquaintance of the nicest little homosexual man who claims to have been cured of his affliction by the Exodus International ministries. He blithers quite a bit about the Bible, but I do believe he is still struggling and living his evenings as a rent boy at the Copacabana Club.
Pastor Zeke offered him information on Betty Bowers's B.A.S.H program, which, I'm afraid, offended the boy due do its harshness.
I believe the only way we can win this young man to the Lord and to LBC is by sending in a covert operative to (Lord forgive me!) seduce him. Once he falls off the wagon, then we swoop in and get him into B.A.S.H.
Volunteers, anyone?? I believe a big, bearish sugardaddy type would appeal to this precious boy...
Pastor Zeke offered him information on Betty Bowers's B.A.S.H program, which, I'm afraid, offended the boy due do its harshness.
I believe the only way we can win this young man to the Lord and to LBC is by sending in a covert operative to (Lord forgive me!) seduce him. Once he falls off the wagon, then we swoop in and get him into B.A.S.H.
Volunteers, anyone?? I believe a big, bearish sugardaddy type would appeal to this precious boy...

HUNTING ATHEISTS SINCE 1989.
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