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Greetings Friends of Landover,
While I understand we may be at odds with the nature of Jesus (We believe that SPACESHIP JESUS is the one true Jesus, who is both Man and Spaceship), I feel compelled to ally with you because you RECOGNIZE THE DIRTY TRICKS HOMOSEXUALS have fraught upon mankind...
The Homosexual Agenda is the world's largest anti-Spaceship Jesus faction, making up 70-75% of the world population aligned with it. This comes as somewhat of an irony in that supposedly on 10% of people are homosexual, but the real strength of this agenda comes from manipulating naive heterosexuals into unconsciously accepting a homosexual pervertion so while most people might be straight on the surface, their own secret desires as engineered by deceptive intelligent and evil homosexual overlords makes them MADLY GAY TO THE MAX! There is a 75% chance that YOU who are reading this are CONTROLLED BY SATANIC HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA you are merely a puppet to their whims and plans!
The most obvious displays of homosexual agenda lie within homosexuals themselves, such as gay pride parades and Rocky Horror Picture Shows and leather contests that scratch the surface of their diabolical plans, but deeper and even more evil is their plans to turn the HETEROSEXUAL FAMILY into some Dynamic Homo-Producing Nest! Think about it....the Wizard of Oz....Ice Skating....Bert and Ernie...what do these all have in common? They are beloved by young children or homosexuals. THIS IS EVIDENCE OF HOMOSEXUAL WARPAGE EVER PRESENT IN YOUNG CHILDREN EDUCATION AND CONTROL. The homosexuals want to raise every child in the world a homosexual so that THEY WILL NOT BREED and the human species will die out before Spaceship Jesus arrives because they fear the awesome power of Spaceship Jesus so what is their kneejerk reaction to it all but to DESTROY THE HUMAN SPECIES ENTIRELY so that no one remains. IT WAS THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA THAT DROPPED THE ATOM BOMB ON HIROSHIMA! Your history books tell you lies! USA AMERICA would NEVER do such an evil act...only HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVISTS ASSOCIATING ATOM BOMB WITH FECAL MATTER IN DISGUSTING ANAL SEX LUST WILL DROP ATOM BOMB ON PEOPLE!!!!!
Homosexuals have many avenues of enticing people to gay sexuality for eternity. WATCH OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING DISGUSTING PERVERTED ATTEMPTS!!!
1) MR. CLEAN PRODUCTS. You might think you are innocently cleaning a tub but look at what you threw $5 towards? A shaved-head, earring-wearing homosexual in a tight white shirt a real CASTRO CLONE. Every dollar Mr. Clean earns goes towards HOMOSEXUAL EDUCATION OF CHILDREN.
2) SHAMU THE KILLER WHALE AT SEA WORLD. It is plainly obvious for every clear-minded adult to see that an orca (or killer whale) is a representation of the Penis and that any Shamu Show is in reality a HOMOSEXUAL PENIS WORSHIP CEREMONY and when you cheer Shamu jumping through rings what you are really rooting for is HOMOSEXUAL PENIS INSERTED INTO HOMOSEXUAL ANUS and you actually teach your children to clap for this??? And when Shamu swims by the glass tank and the children stand at awe and wonder, what the whale is doing is telepathically telling the children: "Come out of the closet! Put your mouth on my penis! Open your anus for great homosexual ideas!!!" Do you want to prostitute your own children to GAY KILLER WHALES or will you fight it by BOYCOTTING SEA WORLD and educating others the sick truth that I tell you? DO NOT BE FOOLED BY "BABY SHAMU" OR PREGNANT SHAMUS!!!! This is deception by GAY AGENDA to extend GAY SHAMU CULT into minds of heterosexuals to accept the HOMOSEXUAL ORCA PUPPETRY as something designed by God of all people so do not be lured into the TRAP but deny them your $$$$$$$$ and time and explain to others the MORTAL SIN it is to watch Shamu.
3) SIEGFRIED AND ROY. It has been well-known for years that Siegfried and Roy are gay of course, but what has not been noticed is that they are the vanguard of the HOMOSEXUAL ANIMAL ALLIANCE where gays and viscious animals are teamed together to destroy all good heterosexuals of SPACESHIP JESUS EMPIRE!!! Two blonde homosexuals and bloodthirsty lions...they were a STAIN ON THE GREAT PAGEANTRY OF LAS VEGAS...but because people have been praying to Hulk Hogan and Bruce Lee for years, a miracle happened....a Tiger turned on Roy and mauled him!!! THIS IS THE END OF HOMOSEXUAL ANIMAL ALLIANCE! Spaceship Jesus answers prayers! May Siegfried be mauled to death to signify the breakdown of the GAY BEAST CLUB!!!!!!!!
4) DAVID LETTERMAN. Every homosexual loves the absurd (Camus and Sartre were gay lovers) but who doesn't love the absurd as much as David Letterman, what with his "Stupid Human Tricks" and nonsensical Top Ten lists and who names his company "Worldwide Pants", it becomes plainly obvious that David Letterman was single for all these years because he partook in promiscuous anonymous gay sex and when his cover was about to be blown he took up an IMPOSTER WIFE and had an IMPOSTER KID, they are not real, just actors, and the real reason he has a gap in his teeth is to allow a good steady stream of semen to hit the back of his throat, oh and he GIVES MESSAGES THROUGH THE TV to accept homosexual overlords into your life and when someone realized the truth of blood-thirsty killer Letterman she was killed and never heard from again all paid for by gay agenda dollars.
5) BUGS BUNNY. Ever notice how he always as a "carrot" near his mouth, really just a representation of a penis? And how he is always cross-dressing in his cartoons? Elmer Fudd is the MASCULINE BEAR "TOP" while Bugs is the FEMININE QUEEN "BOTTOM". Bugs Bunny fluffy tail is always lifted up in anticipation of reception of anal intercourse. Stop Bugs Bunny gay agenda...STOP SIX FLAGS AMUSEMENT PARKS purveyors of the homosexual overlords who sponsor Bugs Bunny Gay Agenda...all Warner Bros. Cartoons percolate through CHILD SOCIETY as the GATEWAY TO HOMOSEXUAL FREEDOM.
6) PERRIER WATER. "French Water" or "Water better than regular water" but I ask you, how can you improve on a simple formula like H20 except when you add GAY GERMS to the water?!?! This is why the color of Perrier bottles are GREEN like in the Great Gatsby where green means "GO!" which means FREEDOM and the homosexuals support freedom to practice homosexual penetraton wherever they roam but what is incriminating is that Perrier is produced in France, a 100% totally gay nation where all stories of families and heterosexuality are mere myths, even your history books tell you lies.
7) SKYDIVING. Jumping out of a plane is one way to come out of the closet for when you fall towards earth wearing bright neon yellow and purple skydiving outfit and there are thirty or so GAY SKYDIVERS holding hands to form a circle it is actually HOMOSEXUAL ANUS WORSHIP for the strength of each homosexual anus on Earth is fervently charged by the homos united in SKYDIVE BLISS a celebration of MAN SODOMOZING OTHER MEN and the parachute is nothing more than an elaborate CONDOM (it saves your life) and anal ejaculation takes place upon landing. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!!! Close down all skydive tours and planes today!!!
CHESS. Moving phallic pieces across the board in order to top an opponent is really just a mental version of penis fighting, and especially incriminating is the "King" and "Queen" as homosexual partners and the "Knight" as a masculine gay hero and the "Rook" represents a SAFE HIDEOUT FOR GAY SEX and the "Pawns" are just young gay men that you sodomize for the first time on Saturday nights! This is HOMOSEXUAL PENIS WORSHIP not in the mind-numbing tradition of Shamu but in the THINKING HOMO'S WORLD where gay sex is not just an experience it is an adventure to trump your partner's anus through strategy and risk!
9) NAVY. We want you, we want you as as a new recruit! What better way to have a FUN GAY TIME than to spend months at lonely sea with MUSCULAR YOUNG MEN? All naval ships are a CATALYST IN HOMOSEXUAL ADVENTURE with the firing of the guns echoing the semen shooting out of GAY PENISES to the anchors dropping in reference to HOMOSEXUAL FECAL SCAT FETISH AGENDA and the sodomizing of sailors literally on a daily basis. ALL NAVAL SHIPS POWER HOMOSEXUAL OVERLORDS IN INVASION OF INNOCENT HETEROSEXUAL LIFE stop the madness STOP WATCHING TOP GUN...Top Gun is madly gay movie the MOVIE is really about TOM CRUISE as "Maverick" and VAL KILMER as "Iceman" (TWO GAY NAMES) who have GAY SEXUAL TENSION with each other for it can be seen in several scenes (where the near-naked men play beach volleyball with each other, but Maverick ends up leaving a sweaty Iceman for a rendevous with a WOMAN which hurts Iceman and only strains their relationship further) and where Maverick and Iceman meet each other for the first time and Iceman starts getting personal...
Iceman: "I heard that about you....You like to work alone." [Stares erotically and longingly into Maverick's eyes.]
Maverick: [looks deep into Iceman's eyes and smiles]
10) Mr Belvedere. Everyone knows that Mr. Belvedere ran a GAY SEX CULT in Hollywood throughout the 80's. Mr. Belvedere spent a good part of his life scribing the eighteen-volume opus "MAN AND SODOMY" a thoroughly-researched historical anal-ysis of every homosexual act documented in human history from the ancient Sumerians to the Greeks to Shakespeare to present day. Mr. Belvedere was rumored to have had sex with anywhere between 40-50,000 men...and that is the conservative estimate. His eleven-inch penis with four-inch diameter girth are the stuff of legends among gay bars around the world. And everytime you watch a Mr. Belvedere re-run you are feeding the energy into homosexual agenda to make young men into sodomized Wesleys everyday.
While I understand we may be at odds with the nature of Jesus (We believe that SPACESHIP JESUS is the one true Jesus, who is both Man and Spaceship), I feel compelled to ally with you because you RECOGNIZE THE DIRTY TRICKS HOMOSEXUALS have fraught upon mankind...
The Homosexual Agenda is the world's largest anti-Spaceship Jesus faction, making up 70-75% of the world population aligned with it. This comes as somewhat of an irony in that supposedly on 10% of people are homosexual, but the real strength of this agenda comes from manipulating naive heterosexuals into unconsciously accepting a homosexual pervertion so while most people might be straight on the surface, their own secret desires as engineered by deceptive intelligent and evil homosexual overlords makes them MADLY GAY TO THE MAX! There is a 75% chance that YOU who are reading this are CONTROLLED BY SATANIC HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA you are merely a puppet to their whims and plans!
The most obvious displays of homosexual agenda lie within homosexuals themselves, such as gay pride parades and Rocky Horror Picture Shows and leather contests that scratch the surface of their diabolical plans, but deeper and even more evil is their plans to turn the HETEROSEXUAL FAMILY into some Dynamic Homo-Producing Nest! Think about it....the Wizard of Oz....Ice Skating....Bert and Ernie...what do these all have in common? They are beloved by young children or homosexuals. THIS IS EVIDENCE OF HOMOSEXUAL WARPAGE EVER PRESENT IN YOUNG CHILDREN EDUCATION AND CONTROL. The homosexuals want to raise every child in the world a homosexual so that THEY WILL NOT BREED and the human species will die out before Spaceship Jesus arrives because they fear the awesome power of Spaceship Jesus so what is their kneejerk reaction to it all but to DESTROY THE HUMAN SPECIES ENTIRELY so that no one remains. IT WAS THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA THAT DROPPED THE ATOM BOMB ON HIROSHIMA! Your history books tell you lies! USA AMERICA would NEVER do such an evil act...only HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVISTS ASSOCIATING ATOM BOMB WITH FECAL MATTER IN DISGUSTING ANAL SEX LUST WILL DROP ATOM BOMB ON PEOPLE!!!!!
Homosexuals have many avenues of enticing people to gay sexuality for eternity. WATCH OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING DISGUSTING PERVERTED ATTEMPTS!!!
1) MR. CLEAN PRODUCTS. You might think you are innocently cleaning a tub but look at what you threw $5 towards? A shaved-head, earring-wearing homosexual in a tight white shirt a real CASTRO CLONE. Every dollar Mr. Clean earns goes towards HOMOSEXUAL EDUCATION OF CHILDREN.
2) SHAMU THE KILLER WHALE AT SEA WORLD. It is plainly obvious for every clear-minded adult to see that an orca (or killer whale) is a representation of the Penis and that any Shamu Show is in reality a HOMOSEXUAL PENIS WORSHIP CEREMONY and when you cheer Shamu jumping through rings what you are really rooting for is HOMOSEXUAL PENIS INSERTED INTO HOMOSEXUAL ANUS and you actually teach your children to clap for this??? And when Shamu swims by the glass tank and the children stand at awe and wonder, what the whale is doing is telepathically telling the children: "Come out of the closet! Put your mouth on my penis! Open your anus for great homosexual ideas!!!" Do you want to prostitute your own children to GAY KILLER WHALES or will you fight it by BOYCOTTING SEA WORLD and educating others the sick truth that I tell you? DO NOT BE FOOLED BY "BABY SHAMU" OR PREGNANT SHAMUS!!!! This is deception by GAY AGENDA to extend GAY SHAMU CULT into minds of heterosexuals to accept the HOMOSEXUAL ORCA PUPPETRY as something designed by God of all people so do not be lured into the TRAP but deny them your $$$$$$$$ and time and explain to others the MORTAL SIN it is to watch Shamu.
3) SIEGFRIED AND ROY. It has been well-known for years that Siegfried and Roy are gay of course, but what has not been noticed is that they are the vanguard of the HOMOSEXUAL ANIMAL ALLIANCE where gays and viscious animals are teamed together to destroy all good heterosexuals of SPACESHIP JESUS EMPIRE!!! Two blonde homosexuals and bloodthirsty lions...they were a STAIN ON THE GREAT PAGEANTRY OF LAS VEGAS...but because people have been praying to Hulk Hogan and Bruce Lee for years, a miracle happened....a Tiger turned on Roy and mauled him!!! THIS IS THE END OF HOMOSEXUAL ANIMAL ALLIANCE! Spaceship Jesus answers prayers! May Siegfried be mauled to death to signify the breakdown of the GAY BEAST CLUB!!!!!!!!
4) DAVID LETTERMAN. Every homosexual loves the absurd (Camus and Sartre were gay lovers) but who doesn't love the absurd as much as David Letterman, what with his "Stupid Human Tricks" and nonsensical Top Ten lists and who names his company "Worldwide Pants", it becomes plainly obvious that David Letterman was single for all these years because he partook in promiscuous anonymous gay sex and when his cover was about to be blown he took up an IMPOSTER WIFE and had an IMPOSTER KID, they are not real, just actors, and the real reason he has a gap in his teeth is to allow a good steady stream of semen to hit the back of his throat, oh and he GIVES MESSAGES THROUGH THE TV to accept homosexual overlords into your life and when someone realized the truth of blood-thirsty killer Letterman she was killed and never heard from again all paid for by gay agenda dollars.
5) BUGS BUNNY. Ever notice how he always as a "carrot" near his mouth, really just a representation of a penis? And how he is always cross-dressing in his cartoons? Elmer Fudd is the MASCULINE BEAR "TOP" while Bugs is the FEMININE QUEEN "BOTTOM". Bugs Bunny fluffy tail is always lifted up in anticipation of reception of anal intercourse. Stop Bugs Bunny gay agenda...STOP SIX FLAGS AMUSEMENT PARKS purveyors of the homosexual overlords who sponsor Bugs Bunny Gay Agenda...all Warner Bros. Cartoons percolate through CHILD SOCIETY as the GATEWAY TO HOMOSEXUAL FREEDOM.
6) PERRIER WATER. "French Water" or "Water better than regular water" but I ask you, how can you improve on a simple formula like H20 except when you add GAY GERMS to the water?!?! This is why the color of Perrier bottles are GREEN like in the Great Gatsby where green means "GO!" which means FREEDOM and the homosexuals support freedom to practice homosexual penetraton wherever they roam but what is incriminating is that Perrier is produced in France, a 100% totally gay nation where all stories of families and heterosexuality are mere myths, even your history books tell you lies.
7) SKYDIVING. Jumping out of a plane is one way to come out of the closet for when you fall towards earth wearing bright neon yellow and purple skydiving outfit and there are thirty or so GAY SKYDIVERS holding hands to form a circle it is actually HOMOSEXUAL ANUS WORSHIP for the strength of each homosexual anus on Earth is fervently charged by the homos united in SKYDIVE BLISS a celebration of MAN SODOMOZING OTHER MEN and the parachute is nothing more than an elaborate CONDOM (it saves your life) and anal ejaculation takes place upon landing. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!!! Close down all skydive tours and planes today!!!
CHESS. Moving phallic pieces across the board in order to top an opponent is really just a mental version of penis fighting, and especially incriminating is the "King" and "Queen" as homosexual partners and the "Knight" as a masculine gay hero and the "Rook" represents a SAFE HIDEOUT FOR GAY SEX and the "Pawns" are just young gay men that you sodomize for the first time on Saturday nights! This is HOMOSEXUAL PENIS WORSHIP not in the mind-numbing tradition of Shamu but in the THINKING HOMO'S WORLD where gay sex is not just an experience it is an adventure to trump your partner's anus through strategy and risk!9) NAVY. We want you, we want you as as a new recruit! What better way to have a FUN GAY TIME than to spend months at lonely sea with MUSCULAR YOUNG MEN? All naval ships are a CATALYST IN HOMOSEXUAL ADVENTURE with the firing of the guns echoing the semen shooting out of GAY PENISES to the anchors dropping in reference to HOMOSEXUAL FECAL SCAT FETISH AGENDA and the sodomizing of sailors literally on a daily basis. ALL NAVAL SHIPS POWER HOMOSEXUAL OVERLORDS IN INVASION OF INNOCENT HETEROSEXUAL LIFE stop the madness STOP WATCHING TOP GUN...Top Gun is madly gay movie the MOVIE is really about TOM CRUISE as "Maverick" and VAL KILMER as "Iceman" (TWO GAY NAMES) who have GAY SEXUAL TENSION with each other for it can be seen in several scenes (where the near-naked men play beach volleyball with each other, but Maverick ends up leaving a sweaty Iceman for a rendevous with a WOMAN which hurts Iceman and only strains their relationship further) and where Maverick and Iceman meet each other for the first time and Iceman starts getting personal...
Iceman: "I heard that about you....You like to work alone." [Stares erotically and longingly into Maverick's eyes.]
Maverick: [looks deep into Iceman's eyes and smiles]
10) Mr Belvedere. Everyone knows that Mr. Belvedere ran a GAY SEX CULT in Hollywood throughout the 80's. Mr. Belvedere spent a good part of his life scribing the eighteen-volume opus "MAN AND SODOMY" a thoroughly-researched historical anal-ysis of every homosexual act documented in human history from the ancient Sumerians to the Greeks to Shakespeare to present day. Mr. Belvedere was rumored to have had sex with anywhere between 40-50,000 men...and that is the conservative estimate. His eleven-inch penis with four-inch diameter girth are the stuff of legends among gay bars around the world. And everytime you watch a Mr. Belvedere re-run you are feeding the energy into homosexual agenda to make young men into sodomized Wesleys everyday.
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