[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Help boycott gay smilies!!

Dear God! This is an abomination! I am going to my prayer closet now. Some of these smileys make me sick.

I think I just had a seizure.

Didn't even know I was epileptic.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Help boycott gay smilies!!

I heard on Fox News that the Columbine Killers, the DC Sniper, and the guy who just shot 10 or so people just this week ALL trained for their massacres on a smiley-themed murder simulator called "MIDI-Maze":