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  • Jimmy C Lombardo
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 218

    #1

    Fagwatch.

    You know they're out there. I know they're out there. They're EVERYWHERE!

    Dont worry folks. Theres no reason to fear cus fearins for frenchies. With a lil extra percausion, you keen eagle eye can tell the steer from the queer.

    Heres how to spot a fag. Look at the guy below. Normal, nice, clean-cut Christian right?




    WRONG!



    Note the pedo-leer and oral fixation. His fashionistic eye for complementary colors on his jacket are also very suspicious. It aint that hard to understand that this guy is more homer than the Simpsons.


    Its easy once you get the hang of it. If some fellow brethern in Christ can post more examples, most appreciated. This is the kind of edjoocation they should put in schools.
  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
    Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
    Forum Member
    • May 2009
    • 666

    #2
    Re: Fagwatch.

    Ok here's a pretty easy one to spot. Good starting material for neophytes trying to hone their "Gaydar".


    Of course, as in Jimmy's above posts, sometimes homosexuals are not so overt in their expression. Take a look at this below advertisement for Gatorade, and you will see what kind of MESSAGE and SICK DISGUSTING HOMOSEXUAL THOUGHT this picture is implying...



    I don't need to explain the symbolism of the above picture.
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    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

    Hosea 9:7
    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Fagwatch.

      Originally posted by MP Helmholtz View Post

      That sodomite on the left has a blasphemous tattoo on his chest.

      Jesus is no doubt reserving a special place in hell for that one.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Fagwatch.

        Originally posted by MP Helmholtz View Post
        Ok here's a pretty easy one to spot. Good starting material for neophytes trying to hone their "Gaydar".
        How are those homers flaunting their deathstyle choice? Let me count the ways:
        • Shaved bodies: check.
        • Tattoos: check.
        • Devotion to vanity of the physical body: check.
        • A fauxhawk or other hairdon't: check.
        • Girlish glee at being ogled by another sodomite: check.
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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #5
          Re: Fagwatch.

          Not to mention all three "men" look slightly retarded. Especially the middle one.
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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567

            #6
            Re: Fagwatch.

            Silly me, I thought this was a thread about David Hasselhoff's new show!

            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
            Not to mention all three "men" look slightly retarded. Especially the middle one.
            That may be because they're Brits, Sister.
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            • Manny
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2009
              • 53

              #7
              Re: Fagwatch.

              Originally posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
              You know they're out there. I know they're out there. They're EVERYWHERE!

              Dont worry folks. Theres no reason to fear cus fearins for frenchies. With a lil extra percausion, you they should put in schools.
              lol u know most people who say things like that are afraid of the feelings they have and i firmly beleive that everybody is gay to a certain extent... guys and girls... like i would consider myself straight but i dont have to think of another guy sexually to understand they are attractive. no, i wouldnt kiss and or go out with a guy, but i understand y u would.

              [Horrid Perversion Removed]

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              • Bob4God
                Moderator
                Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                Hands folded for Jesus
                 
                • Apr 2008
                • 5274

                #8
                Re: Fagwatch.

                Manny, why don't you quit lying and just come out and say you're gay? You just said you find men attractive!

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                • Jimmy C Lombardo
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 218

                  #9
                  Re: Fagwatch.

                  Originally posted by Manny View Post
                  lol u know most people who say things like that are afraid of the feelings they have and i firmly beleive that everybody is gay to a certain extent... guys and girls... like i would consider myself straight but i dont have to think of another guy sexually to understand they are attractive. no, i wouldnt kiss and or go out with a guy, but i understand y u would.

                  [Horrid Perversion Removed]
                  Why dont you come down to Texas an say that to my face? Just you try an yull be strung up like a pig on the nearest tree faster than you could scream for Jesus to help yer sorry ass. Thats what yud get for speakin yer mind like that.

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                  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                    Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 666

                    #10
                    Re: Fagwatch.

                    Anyways, back on topic of identifying queers...Take a look at this photo.



                    Boys and girls, can you point out what's wrong with this picture? (Hint: There are 38 possible answers)
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                    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                    Hosea 9:7
                    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #11
                      Re: Fagwatch.

                      Originally posted by MP Helmholtz View Post
                      Anyways, back on topic of identifying queers...Take a look at this photo.



                      Boys and girls, can you point out what's wrong with this picture? (Hint: There are 38 possible answers)
                      What on earth are those things?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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