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  • Satyrist
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 1

    #31
    Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!!

    I think Pastor Ezekiel's cute :-P

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2025
      • 15118

      #32
      Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!!

      Originally posted by Satyrist View Post
      I think Pastor Ezekiel's cute :-P
      Listen Sinner, It's customary on a Forum like this to make an introduction.
      What's not customary is for someone to come in here making lustful comments about one of our Senior Pastors.
      Unless you are American, True Chri$tian™, Blonde, Blue eyed, very wealthy and female then i suggest you join the queue like everyone else has to.

      Oh, and while you are waiting, catch up on your reading of the Bible (KJV1611) in case we ask you questions and it's also VERY customary to make a Loving Donation to Jesus Christ® via the Holy Paypal Button; conveniently situated at the bottom of this page.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553

        #33
        Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!!

        Originally posted by Satyrist View Post
        I think Pastor Ezekiel's cute :-P
        Take a number girl.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • jenova
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Mar 2007
          • 24

          #34
          Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!!

          So anyways, do you guys not believe that gays are people too? Should they be treated less than you would anyone else? You should treat people how you want to be treated, if anything you shouldn't cast them away. But rather let them be. God will send them to hell, it is not your duty. If they choose to become straight, then thats fine. IF not thats fine too. It's not like you'll be seeing them in heaven right?

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #35
            Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!!

            Originally posted by jenova View Post
            So anyways, do you guys not believe that gays are people too? Should they be treated less than you would anyone else? You should treat people how you want to be treated, if anything you shouldn't cast them away. But rather let them be. God will send them to hell, it is not your duty. If they choose to become straight, then thats fine. IF not thats fine too. It's not like you'll be seeing them in heaven right?
            That's all fine and good if they weren't trying to recruit our children into their twisted lifestyle and destroy the traditional family.
            Anyway, God doesn't tell us to leave them alone. He commands us to put them to death. It just so happens that decades of disgusting liberalism has taken that option away. So we can't stone them, and we can't ship them off to New Zealand or Canada. We're not given a lot of choice here, but we still need to protect our children and families.
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            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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            • Enobarbus
              Professor of English Landover University
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 3496

              #36
              Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!!

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              That's all fine and good if they weren't trying to recruit our children into their twisted lifestyle and destroy the traditional family.
              Anyway, God doesn't tell us to leave them alone. He commands us to put them to death. It just so happens that decades of disgusting liberalism has taken that option away. So we can't stone them, and we can't ship them off to New Zealand or Canada. We're not given a lot of choice here, but we still need to protect our children and families.
              Amen, Sister, amen! There is little doubt that homers are Satan's greatest ally in destroying the family and all that is decent and precious about human relations. How any decent person can condone such appallingly vile and abominable behaviour is beyond understanding. Unnatural affections are loathed by the Lord -- this is made plain in many places in God's Holy Word, the KJV1611 -- and it is made plain that those who indulge in them and do not repent deserve death. Homers may be people -- just -- but they are people loathed by the Lord and by all those who have any decency and respect for those things that are good and wholesome. Homers are degenerate and depraved and their disgustingly unnatural acts bring dire disease upon themselves and any associated with them. God make plain in his destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah just how much He loathes homerism, and True Christians™ will share that revulsion for what is one of the most foul and filthy of sins!
              Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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              • WickedWitch
                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                • Jan 2007
                • 1366

                #37
                Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!!

                Originally posted by Satyrist View Post
                I think Pastor Ezekiel's cute :-P
                And how much crack are you on?
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • SalvationSeeker
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3892

                  #38
                  Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!!

                  Originally posted by jenova View Post
                  So anyways, do you guys not believe that gays are people too?
                  They are people allright.. People in serious need of JESUS!

                  Should they be treated less than you would anyone else?
                  They should be treated as the abomination God has declared they are.

                  You should treat people how you want to be treated, if anything you shouldn't cast them away.
                  If I was unsaved, I'd want to be Saved by any means necessary. That's how I was Saved!
                  And looking back at it, I am so glad that someone cared enough about me to actually tell me how vile I was..
                  And how disgusting and sinful the life I was living was!
                  What an evil, violent, hateful, lustful and blasphemous man I was.
                  The truth isn't hurtful friend, it's realising it's the truth that's hurtful.
                  Most people stick their head in the sand and pretend not to when they realise..
                  But some will hear the call and come to repentance, those who'm are God's chosen! Namely, we True Christians.
                  For all of us were once sinners, but now Jesus cleansing blood has washed away our past sins, and his seed remains in us, so that we cannot sin again.
                  GLORY!

                  But rather let them be.
                  Why would we do that? Why would we let them choose hell if we could prevent it?
                  GOD DEMANDS US TO WARN AND REBUKE THEM, READ YOUR BIBLE!
                  Why do you want to let them choose hell? Are you really that evil?

                  Yet if thou warn the wicked, and he turn not from his wickedness, nor from his wicked way, he shall die in his iniquity;
                  But thou hast delivered thy soul.
                  Ezekiel 3:19

                  Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
                  2 Timothy 4:2

                  God will send them to hell, it is not your duty.
                  WE DON'T WANT THEM TO GO TO HELL.
                  WE WANT THEM TO GET SAVED AND ACCEPT JESUS!

                  Have I any pleasure at all that the wicked should die?
                  Saith the Lord GOD: and not that he should return from his ways, and live?
                  Ezekiel 18:23

                  If they choose to become straight, then thats fine. IF not thats fine too. It's not like you'll be seeing them in heaven right?
                  You are evil and amoral beyond words.
                  Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 03-03-2007, 07:47 PM.
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • Enobarbus
                    Professor of English Landover University
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3496

                    #39
                    Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!!

                    Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                    And how much crack are you on?
                    Exactly the type of facile and catty remark that one might expect from a Godless Canuck lezbianatic. At least her fantasies are healthy heterosexual fantasies. She is not rambling on idiotically about how she would marry Rachael if she were gay. Understand, young lady, that because someone does not share your own perverted view of the world does not indicate that they are on crack. It is probably quite the opposite.
                    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                    • Poetic Peter
                      Christian Poet Emeritus
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 1696

                      #40
                      Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!!

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      That's all fine and good if they weren't trying to recruit our children into their twisted lifestyle and destroy the traditional family.
                      Anyway, God doesn't tell us to leave them alone. He commands us to put them to death. It just so happens that decades of disgusting liberalism has taken that option away.
                      So we can't stone them, and we can't ship them off to New Zealand or Canada. We're not given a lot of choice here, but we still need to protect our children and families.
                      anymore

                      Originally posted by Satyrist View Post
                      I think Pastor Ezekiel's cute :-P
                      This homer's horniness suggests a thrust for a new thread

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                      • ♣Ace♥
                        Foul Sinner on Moderation
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 9

                        #41
                        Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!!

                        He's got a point. Personally, I don't like gays in general, but ther's no reason to hate them for what they are, & what they believe.
                        By the way, what are homers?


                        Symbols are sweet.
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                        • ♣Ace♥
                          Foul Sinner on Moderation
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 9

                          #42
                          Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!!

                          I mean, he's probably just posting for the sake of being a complete idiot, but he brings up a good point. I've seen some people here say some hateful things, & I don't like that. When you hurt others, you're hurting Jesus.

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #43
                            Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!!

                            Originally posted by ♣Ace♥ View Post
                            He's got a point. Personally, I don't like gays in general, but ther's no reason to hate them for what they are, & what they believe.
                            By the way, what are homers?
                            There's every reason to hate them. God commands it. In fact, He demands we put them out of their misery, but suckular law keeps us from carrying out our Godly duty.
                            "Homers" are what we call faggots. We just don't call them "faggots" because we would rather avoid some lie-beral judges forcing us into rehab.

                            Originally posted by ♣Ace♥ View Post
                            I mean, he's probably just posting for the sake of being a complete idiot, but he brings up a good point. I've seen some people here say some hateful things, & I don't like that. When you hurt others, you're hurting Jesus.
                            You've obviously never read the entire Bible, my friend. Now would be a good time to start. Genesis to Revelation, word for word. Until you have, you shouldn't be telling us what we're doing to Jesus.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #44
                              Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Originally posted by ♣Ace♥ View Post
                              He's got a point. Personally, I don't like gays in general, but ther's no reason to hate them for what they are, & what they believe.
                              By the way, what are homers?


                              Symbols are sweet.
                              •◘○♦♣♠☺☻♥§╚{█ÄAÆÅ•┴╖±ƒ☻ö
                              Why don't you like gays? If we can't hate gays because God tells us to, why can you just dislike them for no reason whatsoever? And we don't hate them for what they are, or what they believe, we hate them for what they do - sodomising other men. It's pretty simple. Or do you view homerism as a religion or ideology?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • OnYourKnees
                                On Extended Furlough
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 4729

                                #45
                                Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!!

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                Why don't you like gays? If we can't hate gays because God tells us to, why can you just dislike them for no reason whatsoever? And we don't hate them for what they are, or what they believe, we hate them for what they do - sodomising other men. It's pretty simple. Or do you view homerism as a religion or ideology?
                                Pssst . . . I think he's a bigot.

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