A Prayer for Un-Gays by Mother Glendora

[Poetic Peter]

Re: A Prayer for Un-Gays by Mother Glendora

Your art is LIFE eternal, dear Glendie.
Beautiful as always forever, and so much more.

Thank you so much,

Your PP

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Prayer for Un-Gays by Mother Glendora

Praise Jesus and thank you Mother G! I'm sure Pastor Haggard will be singing that ditty day in and day out from now on, thanks to his three day miracle cure.

Don't forget to encourage the un-gay to emulate that wonderful un-gay Christian singer, Donnie Davies. His songs are quite catchy too!

[Glendora Christianson]

As the spiritual mother of LBC, I felt compelled to write this delightful prayer for our Un-gay friends. Perhaps it might appeal to them if we could get a Christian singer who sounds a bit like their favorite Madonna (forgive me Jesus). Anyway, I think if our Un-gay friends recite this prayer regularly it might help them make better choices in life. A VERY HOPEFUL MOTHER GLENDORA

Christ will you shield me today?
Against the Devil's burning?
Against same-sex yearning?
So I can be un-gay every day!

Christ before me, Christ behind me.
Christ in me, Christ beneath me!
Christ when I lie down,
Christ when I sit down!

Fill me with your love o Lord
Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
Like a viriririrgin
I feel your hearbeat next to mine!

Today I arise so Un-gay!
Christ is in the mouth of
every man who speaks of me.
Christ you have shown me the way!