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...which form of bestiality will come first? Real Americans™ seem very divided on this issue:
"In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be."
-Former Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife
-Senator John Cornyn (R-TX)
The secular progressive movement would like to have marriage abolished, in my opinion. They don't want it, because it is not diverse enough. You know, that's what this gay marriage thing is all about. But now, you know, the poly-amorphous marriage, whatever they call it, you can marry 18 people, you can marry a duck, I mean...well, why, you know, if you're in love with the duck, who is the society to tell you you can't do that?
-Bill O'Reilly, Commentator on Fox Republican News
So, will it be dogs, turtles or ducks? These bright minds all disagree on the issue. What do you think? Who's right?
"In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be."
-Former Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife
-Senator John Cornyn (R-TX)
The secular progressive movement would like to have marriage abolished, in my opinion. They don't want it, because it is not diverse enough. You know, that's what this gay marriage thing is all about. But now, you know, the poly-amorphous marriage, whatever they call it, you can marry 18 people, you can marry a duck, I mean...well, why, you know, if you're in love with the duck, who is the society to tell you you can't do that?
-Bill O'Reilly, Commentator on Fox Republican News
So, will it be dogs, turtles or ducks? These bright minds all disagree on the issue. What do you think? Who's right?
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