What causes Homerism?

[OnYourKnees]

There are many theories about the root causes of Homerism.

Considering the great theological and Christian Scientifical minds present in this, God's Favorite Forum, I think it's time we settled this question once and for all. With a POLL!

Now, this is an anonymous poll, so feel free to answer honestly. Nobody (except Jesus, who already knows how you'll answer anyway) will know how you voted!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: What causes Homerism?

Now, this is an anonymous poll, so feel free to answer honestly. Nobody (except Jesus, who already knows how you'll answer anyway) will know how you voted!

And of course, the DOF will know exactly who that has voted what too.
But nobody should worry about that.. All such information is perfectly safe with the DOF; it will not be used against any of you in any kind of way.


Now.. I do believe homersexuality is caused by several factors.
First, God hardwire them to feel lust for the same sex in order to punish them (Romans 1:26-27 & Psalm 58:3), yet as all lusts; this can be ignored.
Then satan takes over by luring them to give in; he does this with ugly women, sissifed "men" for role-models, and the lieberal media pushing the idea that homerism is "OK".
Of course, satan can be ignored too. So in the end it is a choice:
They can choose to ignore everything that will come "natural" to them (since they are cursed, that is, being a homer) and follow Jesus instead, or they can fall to their unnautral lusts and become homers!

And if they do CHOOSE to become homers, then they must either repent or perish.
They must make the choice of TURNING OR BURNING!

Anyone with any sense at all will realise that this is a very easy choice..
And that the best option is ALWAYS to TURN TO JESUS! PRAISE!
Jesus is the ONLY one that can cure homers so far, no medicine has ever worked against such an abomination..
But JESUS has, AND CONTINUES to cure homersexuals, just look at Ted Haggard! GLORY!
Praise God!

[TwinkBoy]

Re: What causes Homerism?

And of course, the DOF will know exactly who that has voted what too.
But nobody should worry about that.. All such information is perfectly safe with the DOF; it will not be used against any of you in any kind of way.


Now.. I do believe homersexuality is caused by several factors.
First, God hardwire them to feel lust for the same sex in order to punish them (Romans 1:26-27 & Psalm 58:3), yet as all lusts; this can be ignored.
Then satan takes over by luring them to give in; he does this with ugly women, sissifed "men" for role-models, and the lieberal media pushing the idea that homerism is "OK".
Of course, satan can be ignored too. So in the end it is a choice:
They can choose to ignore everything that will come "natural" to them (since they are cursed, that is, being a homer) and follow Jesus instead, or they can fall to their unnautral lusts and become homers!

And if they do CHOOSE to become homers, then they must either repent or perish.
They must make the choice of TURNING OR BURNING!

Anyone with any sense at all will realise that this is a very easy choice..
And that the best option is ALWAYS to TURN TO JESUS! PRAISE!
Jesus is the ONLY one that can cure homers so far, no medicine has ever worked against such an abomination..
But JESUS has, AND CONTINUES to cure homersexuals, just look at Ted Haggard! GLORY!
Praise God!

This is the most RIDICULOUS stash of PROPOGANDA and WISHFUL THINKING I've ever heard!!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: What causes Homerism?

Now.. I do believe homersexuality is caused by several factors.
First, God hardwire them to feel lust for the same sex in order to punish them (Romans 1:26-27 & Psalm 58:3), yet as all lusts; this can be ignored.
Then satan takes over by luring them to give in; he does this with ugly women, sissifed "men" for role-models, and the lieberal media pushing the idea that homerism is "OK".
Of course, satan can be ignored too. So in the end it is a choice:
They can choose to ignore everything that will come "natural" to them (since they are cursed, that is, being a homer) and follow Jesus instead, or they can fall to their unnautral lusts and become homers!

And if they do CHOOSE to become homers, then they must either repent or perish.
They must make the choice of TURNING OR BURNING!

Brother SS! I had no idea you were so compassionate!

Why, that description almost makes me feel sorry for Homers. It's almost as though they've been deeply tested extra-hard by the Lord, and should be helped in their quest for salvation, then praised should they succeed!

But how best to help them?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What causes Homerism?

I voted for more than one: The Almighty God, Lord of the Universe, chooses to allow Satan to cause homerism, largely through the medium of his (Satan's, not God's) representatives on earth, Catholic priests. Individual choice also plays a role, of course.

This is the most RIDICULOUS stash of PROPOGANDA and WISHFUL THINKING I've ever heard!!

Really? You've obviously never heard a speech by a Demoncrat politician, in that case.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: What causes Homerism?

Brother SS! I had no idea you were so compassionate!

Why, that description almost makes me feel sorry for Homers. It's almost as though they've been deeply tested extra-hard by the Lord, and should be helped in their quest for salvation, then praised should they succeed!

But how best to help them?

Ahh, that just goes to show YOUR compassionate nature, brother.
Truly; your persistance in ministering to homersexuals is extraordinary.

I am not so patient myself, but then I'm not unreasonable either.. They have a simple chocie, after all:
Repent and accept Jesus. -OR- Die and burn in hell.

How to cure them? I don't really know, but when I put it to them like I did above..
Usually they'll repent and accept Jesus.
Of course, a few of the more satanic ones will start cussing and screaming, but that doesn't last very long.

So the only thing that could really cure a homersexual is Jesus Christ.
His blood purify everyone who wash in it, taking away their past sins. Praise God!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: What causes Homerism?

Homosexuality is natural.

[roserougesang]

Re: What causes Homerism?

Homosexuality is natural.

Well said, my friend

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: What causes Homerism?

Homosexuality is natural.

Homosexuality, as you put it, is most likely the genetic byproduct of demoncratic stem cell research. I firmly believe that the sudden increase in homerism(last 30 years) is the cause of demoncrats and their LIE-beral scientists that have been doing genetic research. The human genome project reeks of homer demoncratic agenda.

[roserougesang]

Re: What causes Homerism?

My dad actually works in stem cell research.

Nothing wrong with studying genetic, once experiments are a success, t'wil be the saviour of many lives in the future, a 'scientific Jesus' one could say with a blasphemous tongue
Except for the fact that science didn't 'temporarily die'

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What causes Homerism?

My dad actually works in stem cell research.

Nothing wrong with studying genetic, once experiments are a success, t'wil be the saviour of many lives in the future, a 'scientific Jesus' one could say with a blasphemous tongue
Except for the fact that science didn't 'temporarily die'

Our Godly President GWB is violently opposed to stem cell research, because it goes against God's law. Your father is going to burn in hell for all eternity for being an accessory to murdering millions of babies.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: What causes Homerism?

My dad actually works in stem cell research.

Nothing wrong with studying genetic, once experiments are a success, t'wil be the saviour of many lives in the future, a 'scientific Jesus' one could say with a blasphemous tongue
Except for the fact that science didn't 'temporarily die'

Science is dead and buried young heathen. It died the day that demoncrats decided that skin lotions and viagra were a better solution than saving an innocent life. Big corporations run by demoncrats oen the medical industry. It's more profitable for them to treat illnesses, than it is to actually cure it. Think about that on your way to the firery pits.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What causes Homerism?

My dad actually works in stem cell research.

Nothing wrong with studying genetic, once experiments are a success, t'wil be the saviour of many lives in the future, a 'scientific Jesus' one could say with a blasphemous tongue
Except for the fact that science didn't 'temporarily die'

Does it not bother you knowing that your dad is involved in baby-murder on a massive scale, and that at any moment, he could decide to gut you like a fish for the good of science? Think about it.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I voted for the Cathylick church, but am shocked that nobody else did! I have witnessed the depravity of that church (if you can call it that) first hand, and feel compelled to tell my story:

Back in 2000, our family drove back to D.C. to pray for Jesus to cleanse the White House from the filth of the Clintons in preparation for our president/savior Bush's family to move into the W.H. Anyway, stationed right across from the front steps was a tent full of homers, all wearing black leather, some of them had chaps with naked rears protruding (I shudder). It turned out that these homers were from a Catholic group called "The Defenders" a "Leather and S&M" chapter of the false religion. But the most terrifying part was when the leader of the gourp (no doubt a retired public school teacher) lured my son Skeeter (15 at the time) into his tent and offered to put suntan lotion on him! Of course, I called 911 immediately and kept my sidearm handy till the swat team got there! I am convinced that without the Catholic church, there would be no homosexuality!

[Fallen Angel]

Re: What causes Homerism?

gays r born that way n its beautiful sometimes but sometimes disgusting (in the bum?????????) but 2 beautful men kissing can be beautiful but u shouldnt hate just coz some is disgusting..........n u shouldnt hate coz nobody likes being hated....................