[OnYourKnees]

Re: Cure For AIDS

Friend, we do not engage in sodomy or fornicate with Africans, basketball players or prostitutes, so how on earth could we contract it?

Apparently, he thinks we have head lice?!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Cure For AIDS

The disease is hard to trace, much like head lice. Although I have heared it came from Africa, apparently the monkeys there had a strange disease, none new it at the time but people sometimes eat monkeys over there, the natives eat the disease monkeys and get the virus, then they pass it on by sex, how it got to America? Probably imigrants or an American got the disease from there and brought it over here. Americans still didn't know much about it, they said that it was a curse from God to gays, Magic Johnson (Pro basketball player) Changed that. He revealed to the public that he had sex with a female prostitute, and contracted AIDS. The public at the time was shocked, they now had a fear that an incurable disease that infects everybody is at loose. Later on, they figured out how the disease is spread. Now people are a little more reasured, but people in Africa don't know much about it, and they are getting hit the hardest.

So I pointed out that AIDS only affects homers, negroes and druggies, and you rebut that by pointing out that, although it mostly affects homers, lots of negroes suffer it as well? Friend, we do not engage in sodomy or fornicate with Africans, basketball players or prostitutes, so how on earth could we contract it?

[Brother Love]

Re: Cure For AIDS

EXPECT A MIRACLE!! Jesus CAN and WILL cure AIDS but ONLY if a SINFUL SODOMITE turns to the Lord!!

Praise God!! HE is the ONLY answer and the ONLY CURE!!

REPENT HOMERS AND SODOMITES WITH HIVe!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Here are two more facts about AIDS:

#1) No one can get rid of it. Some homers and nigras have been able to delay their unspeakably horrible death by taking massive amounts of drugs, but no one has been able to alter God's gift to sodomites, and they never will.

#2) In the history of Mankind, not one True Christian™ has ever contracted AIDS. Not one.

Now, won't you accept Jesus and give up your hateful, perverted lifestyle?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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I was going to make the exact same point, Brother T. Those of us who have heart conditions (it's easy to become overenthusiastic about the wonderful bounty of fried food with which Jesus has blessed us) also do not receive treatment from clinics where sodomites and coloreds congregate, so we can be sure the blood we receive is as pure as that of Christ Himself—well, almost as pure.

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

Re: Cure For AIDS

would you care to explain exactly how we would get infected in the first place?

The disease is hard to trace, much like head lice. Although I have heared it came from Africa, apparently the monkeys there had a strange disease, none new it at the time but people sometimes eat monkeys over there, the natives eat the disease monkeys and get the virus, then they pass it on by sex, how it got to America? Probably imigrants or an American got the disease from there and brought it over here. Americans still didn't know much about it, they said that it was a curse from God to gays, Magic Johnson (Pro basketball player) Changed that. He revealed to the public that he had sex with a female prostitute, and contracted AIDS. The public at the time was shocked, they now had a fear that an incurable disease that infects everybody is at loose. Later on, they figured out how the disease is spread. Now people are a little more reasured, but people in Africa don't know much about it, and they are getting hit the hardest.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Cure For AIDS

Do you realise that the AIDS virus cannot be cured? The only reason the deaths went up is because the disease spread. In the 1980's the disease was just starting to be recognized. It really is sad that you can't understand the basic concept of a viral infection, AIDS cannot be cured (so far) it doesn't matter what your religion is, you could be Catholic, Mormon, Methodist, Baptist, Buddhist, Jew, Chistian, Atheist anything! A Virus infects all no matter what you are. The flames of War burn all just the same. You say praying to Jesus is the Cure? Well if Jesus got AIDS he would die just like us. It's a terrible incurable disease, don't underestimate it.

Friend, in Jesus' time there was no cure for leprosy, but He still managed it. And given that Baptists don't commit sodomy, fornicate with negroes, or shoot heroin, would you care to explain exactly how we would get infected in the first place?

[Lone Wolf (On Moderation)]

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Faith-based treatment was working quite well under Reagan. Why, just look at this comparison!

1986: Not a dime of US funding spent on so-called "AIDS Research and Treatment". Total deaths in the US: 2,960. That's right, fewer than three thousand, as we followed Reagan's faith-based initiatives!

2006: Billions spent annually on "highly effective" treatment. Over 3 MILLION deaths worldwide!!

See where "research" and "secular medicine" get us, TwinkBoy? Billions wasted, when all the homers needed to do is PRAY and BELIEVE!

Do you realise that the AIDS virus cannot be cured? The only reason the deaths went up is because the disease spread. In the 1980's the disease was just starting to be recognized. It really is sad that you can't understand the basic concept of a viral infection, AIDS cannot be cured (so far) it doesn't matter what your religion is, you could be Catholic, Mormon, Methodist, Baptist, Buddhist, Jew, Chistian, Atheist anything! A Virus infects all no matter what you are. The flames of War burn all just the same. You say praying to Jesus is the Cure? Well if Jesus got AIDS he would die just like us. It's a terrible incurable disease, don't underestimate it.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Cure For AIDS

I think Patton or the "Duke" would have a splendid cure.

Line em all up, and shoot em. A .45 cent bullet is a hell of a lot cheaper than the billions we've paid for research for a cure that will never come.

[Kyley (On Moderation)]

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That's an excellent point, Kyle.

Mother Glynndie did specify, I believe, that Jesus would cure the Saved, not everybody! In order to be Saved, a Homer must give up Homerism and truly love Jesus with all his heart and mind and soul, tithe the tenth part of his wealth, and be sinless no more.

Now, how many have actually done this?

Thank you for commenting on my point, OnYourKnees.

As to your question: I don't personally know any Homers, however I don't believe any are able to give up Homerism. Maybe they might stop committing Homerosity, however, I believe they will still have evil thoughts. I believe they might even truly love Jesus, but some (even on this forum!) have posted that Jesus was a Homer (I'm not mentioning any names, of course, but it was one of the females). Concerning tithing the tenth part of their wealth, my goodness, how could they do such a thing while continuously redocorating their condos and purchasing embarrassing hair products plus all their bling (as we kids call it, yanno, the un-Godly mass of expensive jewelry they pierce themselves with as well as that with which they adorn their bodies)? Well, I guess they are all rich enough, but back to your question, "Now, how many have actually done this" ... I doubt any have. It's okay though because they will burn forever, praise God!

[OnYourKnees]

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Glendora Christianson, you have asked the wrong question. It matters not if one can believe in Jesus; what matters is that if Jesus wanted to cure AIDS and the HIV virus, he would. He hasn't; therefore he doesn't want to.

'nuff said!

That's an excellent point, Kyle.

Mother Glynndie did specify, I believe, that Jesus would cure the Saved, not everybody! In order to be Saved, a Homer must give up Homerism and truly love Jesus with all his heart and mind and soul, tithe the tenth part of his wealth, and be sinless no more.

Now, how many have actually done this?

[Kyley (On Moderation)]

Re: Cure For AIDS

There is a cure for AIDS and the HIV virus; His name is Jesus and if He can walk on water, if He can come back from the dead, If He can heal the sick, Then He certainly can turn a little HIV+ into an HIV-! Question is: Can YOU believe in HIM?

Glendora Christianson, you have asked the wrong question. It matters not if one can believe in Jesus; what matters is that if Jesus wanted to cure AIDS and the HIV virus, he would. He hasn't; therefore he doesn't want to.

'nuff said!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Cure For AIDS

What? Who's funding this research? Please don't tell me that taxpayers' money is REALLY being used to fund secular "research" into how to prevent God's gift?

Exactly! AIDS doesn't need a cure because AIDS is a cure—it's God's cure for sinful behavior. He even talks about it in the Bible.

[Brother Temperance]

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I'm so...ah...happy...that the "cure" for HIV (according to you pulpit pounders)...is your Jesus. Gosh I guess now all the funding for AIDS research can be stopped right?

What? Who's funding this research? Please don't tell me that taxpayers' money is REALLY being used to fund secular "research" into how to prevent God's gift?

[Deaner]

Re: Cure For AIDS

I got a cure for AIDS; how about a syringe full of morphine and me waving bye-bye? What's next? We gonna start coddling the darkies 'cause they don't have any brains?

Dean