[RAWR]

Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

Yes, it was so much a casual and accepted part of everyday life that the community in which Jesus lived had laws saying that anyone who practised it had to be put to death.

We need borrow some of those old laws.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

Please don't tell me that you buy into all that papist claptrap about "Holy Grails" and Jesus sullying Himself with a vile female.

NO.

He was NOT married and he was NOT gay.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

Jesus was raised as a carpenter in his hometown, and by the time he began his ministry at around the age of 30 he was called 'Rabbi' --

Now in those days all Jewish men were expected to marry, even Rabbis; there are some people today who toss around the idea that he may have been married to a woman; Mary of Magdala seems the prime candidate in this argument; yet the scripture doesn't say anything about Jesus having been married --

-- and as for being gay, I hardly think so!

Please don't tell me that you buy into all that papist claptrap about "Holy Grails" and Jesus sullying Himself with a vile female.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

Jesus was raised as a carpenter in his hometown, and by the time he began his ministry at around the age of 30 he was called 'Rabbi' --

Now in those days all Jewish men were expected to marry, even Rabbis; there are some people today who toss around the idea that he may have been married to a woman; Mary of Magdala seems the prime candidate in this argument; yet the scripture doesn't say anything about Jesus having been married --

-- and as for being gay, I hardly think so!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

Unless of course,the gay aspect was so much a part of life back then,it didn't rate a mention?

Yes, it was so much a casual and accepted part of everyday life that the community in which Jesus lived had laws saying that anyone who practised it had to be put to death.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

Now if Jesus was effecting a Greek habit like homerism, or boy botheringa Persian habit, both of the two groups the Jews hated don’t you think with His Holy message of rational Biblical family values have been laughed out of town if not stoned out right? No, He wasn’t. Why? Because He was the Son of God so He couldn't homer! PRAISE!

Unless of course,the gay aspect was so much a part of life back then,it didn't rate a mention?

Are you all right Lilith? Have you finally seen the true light of Jesus? I must mark this day on the calendar.

[lilith]

Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

Now if Jesus was effecting a Greek habit like homerism, or boy botheringa Persian habit, both of the two groups the Jews hated don’t you think with His Holy message of rational Biblical family values have been laughed out of town if not stoned out right? No, He wasn’t. Why? Because He was the Son of God so He couldn't homer! PRAISE!

Unless of course,the gay aspect was so much a part of life back then,it didn't rate a mention?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

You can't really blame them though. The average IQ of a bible thumper is 80.

Kindly cite a reference for your "fact" or retract it.

We don't make up what the Bible says; we expect you to show enough respect to not make up "science" to suit your needs.

[Arch Druid]

Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

Mrs. Van Helsing, May I call you Rachael?

Judging the historical evidence in this matter, you may be on to something. I tend to believe that Jesus' followers just hid his human nature. It's possible that he had homosexual relations at times, but I don't for a minute believe that he didn't spread his seed in women. Fertility rights are the first tennent of Christianity. Son/Sun, the dying god, rising in the spring to renew the lands only to die again. The blood of Christ being spilled to renew the people and lands. They are reading a book of poetry, and trying to make it great literature.

You can't really blame them though. The average IQ of a bible thumper is 80.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

And for the last time I do NOT eat babies!!

So you liquify them in a blender and drink them. Semantics aren't going to save your dark, twisted soul, witch!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

Where do you come up with these lame-brained ideas? Jesus gay? If this is what happens to a pagan brain I'd rather be a Catholic!

I don't think I'd make that choice. I'd rather just be martyred. Cathylicks seem to require that their children be sodomized by the clergy.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

Where do you come up with these lame-brained ideas? Jesus gay? If this is what happens to a pagan brain I'd rather be a Catholic!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

Listen up, weasel boy, catholics are an abrahamic religion who worship more or less the same deity as you, and believe in the jeebuz of the bible, and a similar bible to you etc.

1) I DO NOT believe in or worship any biblical deity
2) I do not believe in ANY bible

Catholics stole many ideas from Paganism, yes, but that doesn't mean pagans are like them. It means they stole ideas from us.


And for the last time I do NOT eat babies!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

But don't EVER compare me to a catholic again!!!!

Mary-worshipers ARE pagans. They certainly aren't Christians. They buy into nonsense about statues and incense and similar rituals to what any pagan scum participates in. You both sacrifice/eat Christian babies and do satan's bidding. I don't see much difference.

There even scholarly articles on the subject. THIS one clearly lays out the paganism of catlickers, and the catholicism of pagans. Read it and weep, VanMarylover.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

I agree Brother. The absurdity of her basic argument is beyond belief. She takes some ancient customs and applies modern social mores to them. With this kind of thinking you would concluded something ridiculous like Richard the Lionhearted or Alexander the Great were homers.

Well now that you mention it....

Anyway, aren't pagans supposed to be peaceful tree huggers? You intentionally trying to bait good Christians into arguments is worthy of a cathylick. Worse yet, a LIE-beral demoncrat cathylick. I am truly ashamed of your behavior.

You TAKE THAT BACK!!!! The liberal democrat bit is true enough but I in NO way resemble a catholic!!! Catholics are in many was as bad as you guys!! In some ways even worse!!!!

And you're again thinking of wiccan fluffy bunnies. I'm not wiccan, and fluffy bunnies irritate the living crap outta me as they seem to have lost a great deal of grip to reality.
I'm a Pagan who is also a liberal, and I use my mind, and I think, and I point out points that need to be pointed out.

But don't EVER compare me to a catholic again!!!!