Help! Internet has turned gay!

[bernard_johnson]

I can believe the sodomy I come across on the internet every day.
Today I was looking to book a flight and came across
http://leisure.travelocity.com/Promo...travel,00.html
on the Travelocity website.
I cannot believe they are letting fags traverse the airways!
I am sure they are using these promotions to create secret conventions of trannies and sodomites as they subvert the American culture!
This must be stopped!

But, in the meantime, how can I surf the internet without coming across extremely offensive content such as this?
Is there a LBC approved internet filter I can use?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Help! Internet has turned gay!

I'm no computer expert, so maybe someone else knows about that filter you were asking about. But you know how I avoid queer porn on the internets? I don't use my Googler with searches like "Four-way Tub Party" or "All Male Daisy Chain" or "Hot Twink Sluts"!

If you are finding homer porn, you are SEARCHING for HOMER PORN! Stop being a gay pervert if you don't want to see hot, man-on-man bareback action!