Unmitigated Pope Benedict

[Poetic Peter]

And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight, will you pardon me?

[Poetic Peter]

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If it weren't all so real I'd say it was made up.

[SUV]

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Oh my Baptist GOD, Brother Peter, what a horrible thought! I'd rather kiss that libber-Al girlie-Man Darren Myers-Ingram-Hyphenola!

[Father Maurice Lester]

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If it weren't all so real I'd say it was made up.

Are you posting a review of the show or were you there for personal reasons?


We Catholics, who trace our lineage right back to Jesus, have had two thousand years to get accustomed to specious attacks against us. From the day Jesus made St. Peter the rock upon which his Church would be built, to this very moment.

This is just another example of how far unrepentant sinners are willing to go to make a cheap buck. Did Landover invest in this show?



Bless you, my theatrical afelchionado,
Father Mo

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Are you posting a review of the show or were you there for personal reasons?


We Catholics, who trace our lineage right back to Jesus, have had two thousand years to get accustomed to specious attacks against us. From the day Jesus made St. Peter the rock upon which his Church would be built, to this very moment.

This is just another example of how far unrepentant sinners are willing to go to make a cheap buck. Did Landover invest in this show?



Bless you, my theatrical afelchionado,
Father Mo

If you weren't so busy luring altar boys into dark vestibules, you might have noticed that this demonic event has yet to take place. Neither Brother Peter, nor any other True Christian™ would ever attend, of course. In fact we at LBC are working hard behind the scenes to ensure that it never takes place.

A few of the Brothers and I will be in front of the hall, handing out Chick Tracts to all and sundry.

Once again, I urge you to give up your NAMBLA membership, take off your dress, stop worshiping mary and kissing men's rings, and ACCEPT JESUS NOW to get Saved. Pastor Pistle will be happy to personally arrange for your spiritual journey to begin. Bring along some of those solid gold crosses and we'll melt them down for Jesus.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Pope Benedict had to put his production of Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom on hold because he said, and I quote, "there just isn't enough feces in the world to recognize my vision." Needless to say the Scared Alter Boy Players were relieved at this, but still had to perform their daily renditions of Caligola and Satyricon.

[Poetic Peter]

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Are you posting a review of the show or were you there for personal reasons?

It's an upcoming event (but I've sent that ticket on to the DOF, so it should get quashed in time, thank God!)


We Catholics, who trace our lineage right back to Jesus,

Your "church" congealed from gobbledygook, a century and more after Jesus' sacrifice.
Catholojism is a paganistic mish-mash of feel-good pagentry starring shamen in cassocks;
a "religion" which had decended to such a corrupted disarray by the sixth century AD, that its spews and rot inspired that great impostor, Mohammed, to usurp and exploit a power vacuum; to create yet another fictional variation of God's wants.

Early Catlicks caused the birth of Islam, therefore caused this disasterous culmination in Islamic extremism we have today.
Thanks for that?


have had two thousand years to get accustomed to specious attacks against us. From the day Jesus made St. Peter the rock upon which his Church would be built, to this very moment.

And never was a church more parochial, driven by an invidious lineage of grubbing old popes. Never was a church more retrograde.

This is just another example of how far unrepentant sinners are willing to go to make a cheap buck.Did Landover invest in this show?

Landover had nothing to do with the travesty.
I found the ticket on a crabgrass Catlick lawn after the local rectory burned last week. Mysteriously.

May God strike me dead if I ever tell an untruth.




Bless you, my theatrical afelchionado,
Father Mo

Blast you too, Dear Fater





I like your hat

and it's just the ticket too

PS: I just googled and learned that is a Greek Orthodox joint.
Figures. Greek. Uck.

[Fallen Angel]

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i dun like the pope coz he dun like gays or abortions or even birth control.............. no wonder he dun like gays coz thats the best birth control!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!! if he ever comes too my city i would kiss my girlfriend in front of him n shock him with 2 goth bi girlz kissing lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SUV]

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Pope Benedict had to put his production of Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom on hold because he said, and I quote, "there just isn't enough feces in the world to recognize my vision." Needless to say the Scared Alter Boy Players were relieved at this, but still had to perform their daily renditions of Caligola and Satyricon.

Ha! Silly pope! I'm making Money "hand over fist" since the Visage of JESUS appeared in my dungbread, and now all the Christian (Baptist) Faithful are coming and paying me to see it!

"It's All in the Ingredients" (Baptist - not catlick!)

[Poetic Peter]

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Ha! Silly pope! I'm making Money "hand over fist" since the Visage of JESUS appeared in my dungbread, and now all the Christian (Baptist) Faithful are coming and paying me to see it!

"It's All in the Ingredients" (Baptist - not catlick!)

Ha hahhh! Well, that's so good, and in good taste too.

Much competition for dollars though;
I wonder how much the Ratican rakes in from licensing deals?
For instance,