[angels]

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I hear ya, Brother James. Milk and babies are just a few of MANY things that must be carried properly!

I'll probably get told off again for this,but hey such is life.My baby died..Does that make it clearer for you people.Ifind the comments you are making,both cruel and totally uneccessary.I don't find it a laughing matter or a topic to be joked about.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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I'll probably get told off again for this,but hey such is life.My baby died..Does that make it clearer for you people.Ifind the comments you are making,both cruel and totally uneccessary.I don't find it a laughing matter or a topic to be joked about.

Well I think this shows that Jesus doesn't think pre-maritial sex is a laughing matter either.

[Talitha]

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................Underage drivel deleted...................

This loose talking darkie has been put into Quarantine.

[James Hutchins]

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I'll probably get told off again for this,but hey such is life.My baby died..Does that make it clearer for you people.Ifind the comments you are making,both cruel and totally uneccessary.I don't find it a laughing matter or a topic to be joked about.

Not all the ways God moves are mysterious.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'll probably get told off again for this,but hey such is life.My baby died..Does that make it clearer for you people.Ifind the comments you are making,both cruel and totally uneccessary.I don't find it a laughing matter or a topic to be joked about.

Nobody is joking. God has clearly punished you by killing your baby. He does that every day all over the world by the way. Be thankful He didn't have you boil and eat it.

"So we boiled my son, and did eat him." "Behold, this evil is of the Lord." 2Kings 6:28-29, 33

[James Hutchins]

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Amen to that, Pastor!

Other than being fresh, I do not think it would appetizing. I hate having food look back at me.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Although I may be repeating what some of the other members here have said, I'd like to post this so that Angel will understand why these things happened:

You fornicated outside of the Holy bonds of wedlock and God punished you twice for this transgression. First, He righteously took the life of the person you fornicated with, an evil man who obviously did not love you enough to marry you. This man is certainly in Hell suffering to tortures of the damned as we speak.

Then, in His stern yet fair way, God sent your ill-begotten spawn to Hell as well. He did this to teach you and all who you tell of these events a valuable lesson. That lesson is this; if you defy God by breaking His laws, you will be punished. It could not be simpler.

Now I know it hurts to hear these words, but we are here for you Angel. Come, embrace God's True Word here with us at Landover! Join our True Christian™ family and you will have everlasting life! And once you are accepted, you may find a True Christian™ husband amoung our many bachelors! One of them is even a pilot!

God Bless You Child!

[JennyD]

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so do you think it's wrong to have sex without a wedding ring?

What we think doesn't matter. God says it's fornication, and that's a sin.

..is it wrong to want and desire that pleasure,does that make you a whore?

Charging for it makes you a whore. Giving it away makes you a fornicating slut.

you must think i'm completely stupid,

No, but I do think you've never read the Bible.

how can you be so cruel.....i am living a good clean life,

fornicating and living in sin . . .

and the stress from losing him,led to me losing our baby

Wait, you got pregnant with a bastard child? You should praise the Lord that He caused you to miscarry! After all, He expressly states that bastards are not allowed in His congregation, which means they're going to Hell!

Deuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

a definition of a whore is someone who sleeps around..I DONT...

No, the definition of a whore is someone who has sex for money or other valuables. I already told you that!

and actually being a nurse means i am good..

Were the nurses at the Nazi death camps good?

i am not godless,infact i ...oh it doesn't matter..

No, you just have turned your back on Him.

[lord warrior]

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I'll probably get told off again for this,but hey such is life.My baby died..Does that make it clearer for you people.Ifind the comments you are making,both cruel and totally uneccessary.I don't find it a laughing matter or a topic to be joked about.

Who is joking. The only joke here is that you don't get it.
Your whoring and fornicating ways led to a baby. Then Jesus took that baby away from you. Probably didn't want another whore in the world. Ya know, just like mommy and daddy. Now marry that broad, and live like God demands. Maybe he will let the next one live.

[JRFinn]

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I think God has made it pretty clear what He expects of women in 1 Timothy 2:14-15:
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived, fell into transgression. Nevertheless she will be saved in childbearing if they continue in faith, love, and holiness, with self-control.

Are you reading this? No babies, no salvation. So yes, for women, asexuality is inspired of Satan.

[Azrael]

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Why about you all turn on your braincells for just a second and realize you are no longer living in Medieval Europe? Sex is evil? Please, do explain how it is.

"At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you)."

Under what possible context is that acceptable? Are any of you human beings at all? Are you capable of any rational thought?

[JennyD]

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Why about you all turn on your braincells for just a second and realize you are no longer living in Medieval Europe? Sex is evil? Please, do explain how it is.

"At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you)."

Under what possible context is that acceptable? Are any of you human beings at all? Are you capable of any rational thought?

Under a Biblical context.

Azrael, I realize that you're an atheist, and deny that the Bible means anything. However, for Christians, it is the foundation of our faith. It is the only objective way to know God, and what He wants.

So, 78% of the American population, including President Barack Obama, believes that the Bible is God's Word.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why about you all turn on your braincells for just a second and realize you are no longer living in Medieval Europe? Sex is evil? Please, do explain how it is.

"At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you)."

Under what possible context is that acceptable? Are any of you human beings at all? Are you capable of any rational thought?

We want to Save(c) your soul from eternal damnation. Is that so bad?


Let me give you an example that you might understand. If a friend was drunk as a skunk, and he wanted to drive somewhere, would you stand by and let him? What kind of a friend would you be if you did that? But I'm sure he'd fight you for the keys, and insist that he is perfectly capable of driving, and that YOU were the one who's crazy....

Jesus has called you here for a reason, friend. Think about it.

[Azrael]

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We want to Save© your soul from eternal damnation. Is that so bad?


Let me give you an example that you might understand. If a friend was drunk as a skunk, and he wanted to drive somewhere, would you stand by and let him? What kind of a friend would you be if you did that? But I'm sure he'd fight you for the keys, and insist that he is perfectly capable of driving, and that YOU were the one who's crazy....

Jesus has called you here for a reason, friend. Think about it.

No, I wouldn't let him drive. But I wouldn't stone him if he insisted. And that's where you are wrong. Jesus called me here for a reason? Perhaps. The only reason I find to be called here, however, would be to offer the contrast to your hateful message.

[Wide-Open]

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No, I wouldn't let him drive. But I wouldn't stone him if he insisted. And that's where you are wrong. Jesus called me here for a reason? Perhaps. The only reason I find to be called here, however, would be to offer the contrast to your hateful message.

Well friend, although I don't agree with the "hateful", you are free to show us where exactly we are wrong using Scripture.

Obviously, if you just say: "the Bible is fluff" then we don't have much common ground. That's like going on a car forum and saying "cars suck". As much fun as it may be (for half a minute) it's just not... right. Can you feel me on this one?

But: if you would like to point out where exactly we are misinterpreting the Holy Bible, we are all ears, and we will show you we are not. In fact, you'd be the first person who would be able to do just that. Talking about turning on brain cells, maybe the challenge is that YOU should do so too.

And, um, just out of curiousity: you wouldn't stone your friend, but would you at least try to snatch his keys, perhaps smack him, or knock him out? Wouldn't you want to make sure HE WOULD NOT DRIVE THAT CAR AND CAUSE HAVOC?

How far does your friendship go? Would you use "appropriate violence"? Or would you just let him run over some kid and kill himself in the process?

We are like parents. We are trying to protect you when you put your hand on the stove.

PS: why are you named after an evil cat?