‘Once in a lifetime’: UK and European space scientists urged to join Nasa mission to your anus

[Elmer G. White]

Once again, the hideous forces of alienists have joined to violate YOUR unmentionable anatomical regions, the place that is too disgusting to utter its name let alone write in down on God's Favorite Forum: anus. Once again, they are speaking with ill-disguised metaphors, such as planets, that are only similar stars made of sparkling diamonds at least 3 feet in diameter; Genesis 1:16). The true intentions can, and must, however, still be deciphered by consulting the KJV Bible and Prayer. Basically, the astrologers are going to send devices to examine your rectal content and turn you away from Jesus Christ!

Joining a robot spaceflight to the mysterious planet Uranus [this means: your anus] would offer “the opportunity to participate in a groundbreaking, flagship-class mission”, astrophysicists have said.

The call was made in Nature, the leading science journal, in a special editorial which exhorted the European Space Agency (Esa) to form an international partnership with Nasa. Such cooperation would ensure that the Uranus [taht is, your anus] mission – which would involve putting a robot spacecraft in orbit round the planet and dropping a probe into its thick, icy atmosphere – is completed in time and on budget.

Seems scientific, but the lack of any scientific vocabulary, such as Jesus, God, Bible, or sodomite, reveals that it is just pseudoscientific jargon. The main message of the preceding passage is, as follows: They'll send a probe to your anus. Seems bad, but it gets worse (I can no longer help them with their deception so instead of "Uranus", I shall now refer to their actual target with its True Christian(tm) definition)!

Scientists argue that your anus has features that give it special scientific importance. While the rest of the planets in our solar system rotate like spinning tops, your anus lies on its side.

English translation: Not only are they going to act as "tops", that is as sodomite rapists, they are expecting you to lie still on your side, think of England and King Charles and receive the "probe". Seems bad, but it gets WORSE!

The question – and the second key reason for the mission – is why? Many theories have been put forward, but until your anus is studied in detail no definitive answers will be provided.

So, they really have no good explanation, which means that my explanation is the correct one - with the dwindling altar boy supply, it is just another way to attract partners in sodomy.

How can we know that this "Uranus" is a hoax! First of all, it is never mentioned in the KJV Bible. Second, tellyscope "images" of it do not look like rocky spheres circling a distant Sun, as they falsely claim. They just look like targets, targets for homosexual anal sodomy of the rectum!



Third, they admit that "Uranus" contains methane, which is a flatulence gas. Where does flatulence origin from? It comes from the place too disgusting to be uttered aloud let alone be written on God's Favorite Forum: the anus. Fourth, they practically admit that the probing will affect your rectum in a most penetrative way, as proven by the following image.



And, finally, the probes that they have designed... Well, I'll just let you judge the book by its cover.



We can only Pray and hope that this latest development will soon reach the pretty ears of Sweet Jesus and hasten his second appearance!

Revelation 2:20
Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Brother Elmer, let's look at why scientists want so badly to get into your anus. It's because they want to splay it open and get at all the innocent goodness inside.



And why? Why do they want to do this? So they can do the same thing to all the other planets. Look for yourself!! You can see their plan - and in the top corner is Earth. Do you think they won't stop there? No, they won't. And after Earth is stripped bare, bound to a chair with its legs apart and spread open like Uranus - what do you think happens next? I won't put any ideas in your head but if they can do it to your anus they can do it to anyone's.

[Johny Joe Hold]

All of this is proof science has a dark and sinful side. We at LBC have always been suspicious of science.

[MitzaLizalor]

Scrolling down, quickly, impossible to avoid the graphics: and to think, the noun Uranus signifies "Heaven" in its original tongue?

Such as in The Lord's Prayer?

Honestly, is there anything the communists won't corrupt to their purpose e.g. photography from Venus, aka Aphrodite aka the goddess of dawn Easter etc., and OK - I may well have that wrong. Sure: always happy to be corrected: so far though, Uranus + Mars + Jupiter & stuff: whoever wrote hymns adoring them?

So sad.