A scientific question for homosexuals: how many times did it take for you to become addicted to anal sex?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

One of the preeminent questions of the day in the field of Creation Science is the cause of - and cure for - homosexuality despite the barrage of sexual abuse complaints. We all know the dangers of anal sex, it's as addictive as LSD to the honest heterosexual Christian. One toke and they're gone, lost into a life of selling tricks for one more hit. It's gotta stop.

In the name of Jesus, I ask all homosexuals to aid us in this scientific research outreach questionnaire conducted for their benefit. How many times does it take on average for a man to become addicted after he has tried it once or twice? Do you wish you never had tried it? What advice would you give to men who are thinking about it but haven't acted on it? Is there a group for such men to meet other quality men? Please pass this survey onto your friends.

[MitzaLizalor]

Isaiah 45:5-8 I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me: that they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. Drop down, ye heavens, from above, and let the skies pour down righteousness: let the earth open, and let them bring forth salvation, and let righteousness spring up together; I the LORD have created it.

[Elmer G. White]

One of the preeminent questions of the day in the field of Creation Science is the cause of - and cure for - homosexuality despite the barrage of sexual abuse complaints. We all know the dangers of anal sex, it's as addictive as LSD to the honest heterosexual Christian. One toke and they're gone, lost into a life of selling tricks for one more hit. It's gotta stop.

In the name of Jesus, I ask all homosexuals to aid us in this scientific research outreach questionnaire conducted for their benefit. How many times does it take on average for a man to become addicted after he has tried it once or twice? Do you wish you never had tried it? What advice would you give to men who are thinking about it but haven't acted on it? Is there a group for such men to meet other quality men? Please pass this survey onto your friends.

Based on my extensive experience, the first anal sex act, which leads to the ritual of recurring rectal rampaging, is only the final stage of life-long grooming that our innocent young heterosexual Caucasian youth are exposed to. I blame the medical profession for all this. It starts immediately after birth, when the pedophilotricians "palpate" the testes of boy infants to assess if "they have descended". For the sinful mind of the infant, which is totally unaware of the temporary sacrifice of Jesus Our Lord, it must leave powerful engrams that associate genital groping to pleasant sinful feelings. By the time the mother tries to divert the infant's attention to the female mammary gland, it is often too late. In school, sport physicals continue on this pernicious path of scrotal stroking during the "hernia test" - and even in the red states with supposedly firm Republical leadership, these "sport physicals" take place annually. Thereafter, the potential True Christian^TM enters puberty and has more and more male doctors touch his privates for mandatory "penis inspection days". Next: the yourologists start to finger the youths' nether regions. Prostate exam.

Finally, most often in the humid, feromone-rich twilight zone of the Catholic Sacristy, the first anal contact takes place. By this time, the boy's interest in intestinal intercourse makes it easy for the Catholic "father" to conjure a suitable situation for colonic coitus.

To answer your educated question, the number of times it takes for a man to become addicted to bestial buttsex is obviousy 0. The addition is innate and must be cured in advance by Prayer and Biblical Education.

Proverbs 20:30
The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Johny Joe Hold]

Thank you for doing this important research, Professor White. We have some LBC members who have been saved from the clutches of anal sex. If they would pass along your question to those unsaved they left behind it might help your research.