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Proof Positive: The Olympics are Just an Excuse to Male Public Masturbation
Every sperm is sacred. God intended them to be used to fertilize female humans (<- note: I am quite fluent with the "woke" equal non-gender language when referring to feeble woman). Every sperm is good. If a sperm is wasted, Jesus will be most irate. This is expressed even more eloquently in the KJV Bible, as follows:
Genesis 38:9
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
Athletics is a discipline that is not sacred nor good. It opposes God's advide, as follows:
Psalms 119:37
Turn away mine eyes from beholding vanity; and quicken thou me in thy way.
Considering this iron-clad evidence, why would any meat-eating healthy Caucasian youth compete in games of such travesty? As it happens, the half Godless, half Catholic joke of a cuntry, France, is at this very moment hosting the Olympic games - a parade of practically nude youngsters flaunting their ripping musculature, sweaty sixpacs and strong, clean-shaven jaws. Contrary to the common comprehension, this is not innocent. It is only a conspiracy to make public masturbation (aka self-abuse) acceptable. I HAVE PROOF.
There are many sports in these silly games, but I've mostly concentrated my disapproval on selected disciplines that I've followed so that you don't have to: swimming, diving, water polo, male human gymnastics (<- again, I can easily reach the woke demographics with my well-chosen words
), and some athletics and, lo, the pole vault provided me with the proof I expected. A french polisher showed the world what the sport is all about. It is NOT about passing the bar but rubbing oneself on it for sexualistic gratification. *strong words ahead*
Please, don't look at the image below!
And the aftermath? The athlete failed to advance to the final, but let's see how he took that piece of news?
You can see his expression of an organism taking place because of the intense rubbing of his privates. Furthermore, this was not an isolated incidence. As early as in 2016, the bestest year in American History (because of the Donald who would never try to pass over a bar with a pole), a Japanese male man exposed the true nature of pole vaulting in a similar manner.
Evil people are mocking the True ChristianTM faith by claiming that Jesus would do pole vaulting. They have photographs that are most convincing but still perhaps they could possibly maybe be forgeries. I should think that Jesus would prefer shooting or archery to athletics.
There you have it. Olympics is just a scheme to attract boys and youths to public masturbation. Jesus will not approve. I shall continue monitoring weight-lifting, Greco-Roman wrestling, gymnastics, swimming and diving to find more examples of the abominations that take place on a constant basis in these Olympiadistic "games".
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
Genesis 38:9
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
Athletics is a discipline that is not sacred nor good. It opposes God's advide, as follows:
Psalms 119:37
Turn away mine eyes from beholding vanity; and quicken thou me in thy way.
Considering this iron-clad evidence, why would any meat-eating healthy Caucasian youth compete in games of such travesty? As it happens, the half Godless, half Catholic joke of a cuntry, France, is at this very moment hosting the Olympic games - a parade of practically nude youngsters flaunting their ripping musculature, sweaty sixpacs and strong, clean-shaven jaws. Contrary to the common comprehension, this is not innocent. It is only a conspiracy to make public masturbation (aka self-abuse) acceptable. I HAVE PROOF.
There are many sports in these silly games, but I've mostly concentrated my disapproval on selected disciplines that I've followed so that you don't have to: swimming, diving, water polo, male human gymnastics (<- again, I can easily reach the woke demographics with my well-chosen words
), and some athletics and, lo, the pole vault provided me with the proof I expected. A french polisher showed the world what the sport is all about. It is NOT about passing the bar but rubbing oneself on it for sexualistic gratification. *strong words ahead*
French Pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati saw his Olympic dream go up in smoke in unfortunate circumstances with his penis causing his downfall. The 21-year-old, competing in front of his home crowd, looked all set to clear 5.70m and take a major step towards the final of his event, before disaster struck. As the Frenchman prepared to relinquish his pole, his own manhood grazed the bar with enough force to send it crashing to the floor, thus ending his hopes of a medal.
And the aftermath? The athlete failed to advance to the final, but let's see how he took that piece of news?
You can see his expression of an organism taking place because of the intense rubbing of his privates. Furthermore, this was not an isolated incidence. As early as in 2016, the bestest year in American History (because of the Donald who would never try to pass over a bar with a pole), a Japanese male man exposed the true nature of pole vaulting in a similar manner.
Evil people are mocking the True ChristianTM faith by claiming that Jesus would do pole vaulting. They have photographs that are most convincing but still perhaps they could possibly maybe be forgeries. I should think that Jesus would prefer shooting or archery to athletics.
There you have it. Olympics is just a scheme to attract boys and youths to public masturbation. Jesus will not approve. I shall continue monitoring weight-lifting, Greco-Roman wrestling, gymnastics, swimming and diving to find more examples of the abominations that take place on a constant basis in these Olympiadistic "games".
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Holy standards!
. All they care about is making money, at the expense of decency and decorum!
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