God's Favorite Hurricane Aimed at God's Favorite Target, Tallahassee

[Johny Joe Hold]

This new hurricane, Helene, is aim directly at the lively homer life of Tallahassee. God's winds of 140 mpr should make short work of flimsy sin centers where they wear dresses and stilettos. Wigs will be hanging on tree branches. It's going to be wonderful.

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[Johny Joe Hold]

Bull's eye. God destroys one with a perfect hit.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I agree with God on this one. Good riddance, Tallywhackerhussy.

[Isabella White]

Good! Thank you, . Maybe that will put an end to this sort of sinful nonsense:

[Johny Joe Hold]

I'm sure several of those homer bars lost power. Surely Gov. DeSantis will not let crews hook up their electricity again. Without the flashing lights, loud music and cold beer they will close permanently.