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  • Danyal
    Unsaved trash
    • Jul 2009
    • 38

    #76
    Re: I am a homer, save me please.

    Originally posted by angels View Post
    So you know that being queer is wrong.
    In which case why do you do it?.
    Because I am stuck in that state of mind.
    Oh Jesus Christ Saviour help me.

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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3322

      #77
      Re: I am a homer, save me please.

      Well stop it. You don't want to be a weirdo your whole life do you?
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • Danyal
        Unsaved trash
        • Jul 2009
        • 38

        #78
        Re: I am a homer, save me please.

        Originally posted by Marshall View Post
        Well stop it. You don't want to be a weirdo your whole life do you?
        Obviously, or I wouldn't have come here. I think I need it beaten out of me. Any volunteers?

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        • Delicate
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jul 2009
          • 15

          #79
          Re: I am a homer, save me please.

          Oh Danyal, I'd love to beat you off.

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          • Danyal
            Unsaved trash
            • Jul 2009
            • 38

            #80
            Re: I am a homer, save me please.

            I want Pastor Ezekiel to do it.
            He looks like a cutey

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            • Marshall
              Righteous and Patriotic
              Highest body count at the VFW
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2006
              • 3322

              #81
              Re: I am a homer, save me please.

              He's taken. Most of the men here are taken which is understandable considering where you are.
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • Danyal
                Unsaved trash
                • Jul 2009
                • 38

                #82
                Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                Ahh
                I didn't ask for a relationship with the man. Ugh, disgusting :l
                I just asked for him to beat the gay out of me.

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                • Marshall
                  Righteous and Patriotic
                  Highest body count at the VFW
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 3322

                  #83
                  Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                  Can't you just go walk down the street or something? I'm sure there are plenty of local people willing to beat some sense into you.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • alicia
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13

                    #84
                    Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                    Originally posted by Danyal View Post
                    Ahh
                    I didn't ask for a relationship with the man. Ugh, disgusting :l
                    I just asked for him to beat the gay out of me.

                    OH DEAR ME! How vulgar! Are you a member of the -->??

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                    • Danyal
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 38

                      #85
                      Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                      Originally posted by alicia View Post
                      OH DEAR ME! How vulgar! Are you a member of the -->??
                      How is that vulgar? That's your disgusting mind thinking up things of it's own.

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                      • Marshall
                        Righteous and Patriotic
                        Highest body count at the VFW
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 3322

                        #86
                        Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                        If he was Muslim he wouldn't be trying to be normal, he'd be making bombs or raping children. Swarthy Arabs are known for their uncontrollable lust.
                        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #87
                          Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                          Originally posted by Danyal View Post
                          I want Pastor Ezekiel to do it.
                          He looks like a cutey
                          Listen, tramp; Just because I have been Blessed with the same blond hair and blue eyes that Jesus had, and just because I have rock-hard abs and a body that won't quit and I swim 5 miles a day to keep in shape, that doesn't give you permission to think of me as a sex toy. I am well aware that queers and perverts have set up websites all over the internets dedicated to worshiping my adonis-like good looks in the vain hope that they might seduce me into committing sodomy with them, but that is very unlikely to happen I can tell you.

                          If you need personal Spiritual guidance, please click on the link to my email at the bottom of my signature.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Danyal
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 38

                            #88
                            Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Listen, tramp; Just because I have been Blessed with the same blond hair and blue eyes that Jesus had, and just because I have rock-hard abs and a body that won't quit and I swim 5 miles a day to keep in shape, that doesn't give you permission to think of me as a sex toy. I am well aware that queers and perverts have set up websites all over the internets dedicated to worshiping my adonis-like good looks in the vain hope that they might seduce me into committing sodomy with them, but that is very unlikely to happen I can tell you.

                            If you need personal Spiritual guidance, please click on the link to my email at the bottom of my signature.
                            I added you to Skype, is that ok?
                            Can we get a picture of these abs?

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                            • angels
                              Forum Member, lost in space
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 794

                              #89
                              Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                              Originally posted by Danyal View Post
                              I added you to Skype, is that ok?
                              Can we get a picture of these abs?

                              Danyal, Pastor Zeke is engaged to Sister Thumper, stop asking for pictures and start reading The KJV.

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                              • Marshall
                                Righteous and Patriotic
                                Highest body count at the VFW
                                True Christian™
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 3322

                                #90
                                Re: I am a homer, save me please.

                                Skype?
                                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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