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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Even Filthy Gyspy Degenerate Witches Know Queers Are Hellbound!

    Praise Jesus! He is at work every day in every way! Even degenerate gypsy witches know where sodomites are headed!! Shout Glory!!


    Ocean City fortune teller predicts ‘hell' for gay customer

    She should have seen it coming.

    A Los Angeles man on vacation in Ocean City stopped for a Tarot card reading on the Boardwalk. But card reader June Mitchell's dire prediction about her client's hereafter led to a public dust-up, a police investigation and a petition drive, the Press of Atlantic City reports.

    Mitchell told client Jamie Cohen, 22, who is gay, that he was going to hell. After hearing a little more from Mitchell, Cohen stormed out without paying her $20 fee, and that's when things got really ugly.

    According to the news account, Cohen returned to retrieve his cell phone, which he had left under his chair. He says Mitchell ordered him out of the store and, in front of a crowd, used an anti-gay slur.

    Mitchell admits using the word, but says Cohen called her a Gypsy; Cohen denies this. Mitchell also says she was upset by Cohen's reaction to the reading and the way he left without paying.

    Mitchell says she had not meant to offend him.

    "I wanted to make him happy," she says.

    A false Christian, Mitchell says her religious doctrine opposes homosexuality.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Nurse Clampett
    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 974

    #2
    Re: Even Filthy Gyspy Degenerate Witches Know Queers Are Hellboun

    This is funny on so many levels. First, the sodomite's last name is Cohen, a kosher Christ killing name.
    That's hell card number one.
    He's a joo and a homo!
    That's hell card number two.
    He's a homo joo participating in divination, which God forbids.
    2Kings:17
    And they caused their sons and their daughters to pass through the fire, and used divination and enchantments, and sold themselves to do evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger.

    That's hell card number three

    The final hell card: He's a divining sodomite joo who left without paying. The gyp card dealer should have seen that one coming by the hook in his nose.
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #3
      Re: Even Filthy Gyspy Degenerate Witches Know Queers Are Hellboun

      I could see, in a just society, pressing the seer beneath stones. As for the sodomite joo, perhaps a fate similar to Judas ??


      With bowels in, or bowels out, left as an option for the sodomite.
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • Nurse Clampett
        Jesus's Favorite Nurse
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2009
        • 974

        #4
        Re: Even Filthy Gyspy Degenerate Witches Know Queers Are Hellboun

        Originally posted by Metatron13 View Post
        I could see, in a just society, pressing the seer beneath stones. As for the sodomite joo, perhaps a fate similar to Judas ??


        With bowels in, or bowels out, left as an option for the sodomite.
        Probably bowels out so their little colon demon gets one last tickle.
        Luke 5:31
        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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