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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
    What don't you give infraction points for? Silence?

    I'd prefer the correct spelling. Muslim.

    I'm giving you idiot points for having a satanic mullet.

    Frickin' redneck.
    Listen Mongo, You have just insulted JESUS. Why, HE originated the Heavenly Mullet. Brother Deaner is a fine upstanding man and one of GOD'S chosen ones.

    While Brother Deaner and JESUS are combing Their GODLY mullets in Heaven, they will be howling with laughter looking down on you in Hell seeing all your hair get burned off from the eternal fires and watching demons rip the skin from your bones over and over. Then they will bend you over and take turns sodomizing you.

    Enjoy Hell Loser!

    Lve, Sister Thumper
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  • Kazoo
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    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
    Was that a threat of death over the internet? To meet him would require a death.
    I believe he was suggesting that you adopt him as your own little invisible friend as well... Man, he just makes such a great pocket pal! ^.^

    I do not have 'anger' issues. I just have 'social' issues.

    I also have issues with my parents for raising me in a broken home, my siblings for putting glue on the pew where I sat in church and for burning my bible so I could reference it. I guess I was just raised in the wrong place. So I do not have 'anger' issues. I have 'family' and 'social' issues. Thank you very much, Mullet.
    Go to a shrink, take two Prozac, and move on. It's amazing what drugs can do these days.

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  • Deaner
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    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
    I have 'family' and 'social' issues.
    Well it sounds like Jesus is already working in your life due to your hatred of your family as Christ demonstrates in the Bible...

    Matthew 10:33-35 (King James Version)

    33 But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
    34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

    You see? Jesus most likely hates your family too. Would you like me to say a prayer to Jesus to give you the strength to come right out and tell your mother and father how much you hate them?
    Last edited by Deaner; 06-25-2007, 11:10 PM.

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  • Window-Lickky
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    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    Friend, you seem to have anger issues. Anger is the sign of the devil. Have you been to church lately? Would you like to meet my friend Jesus?

    Was that a threat of death over the internet? To meet him would require a death.

    I do not have 'anger' issues. I just have 'social' issues.

    I also have issues with my parents for raising me in a broken home, my siblings for putting glue on the pew where I sat in church and for burning my bible so I could reference it. I guess I was just raised in the wrong place. So I do not have 'anger' issues. I have 'family' and 'social' issues. Thank you very much, Mullet.

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  • Deaner
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    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
    What don't you give infraction points for? Silence?

    I'd prefer the correct spelling. Muslim.

    I'm giving you idiot points for having a satanic mullet.

    Frickin' redneck.
    Friend, you seem to have anger issues. Anger is the sign of the devil. Have you been to church lately? Would you like to meet my friend Jesus?

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  • Window-Lickky
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    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    spelt 2play_w("S0624600")(splt)
    v. A past tense and a past participle of spell1.


    I'm giving you infraction points for trying to show up an Administrator in front of Jesus and then more infraction points for failing miserably and embarrassing yourself

    As far as the Mussulman spelling, would you have preferred sand-coon?
    What don't you give infraction points for? Silence?

    I'd prefer the correct spelling. Muslim.

    I'm giving you idiot points for having a satanic mullet.

    Frickin' redneck.

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  • Deaner
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    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
    Spelled, for one.
    spelt 2play_w("S0624600")(splt)
    v. A past tense and a past participle of spell1.


    I'm giving you infraction points for trying to show up an Administrator in front of Jesus and then more infraction points for failing miserably and embarrassing yourself

    As far as the Mussulman spelling, would you have preferred sand-coon?

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  • Window-Lickky
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    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Why? Which word do you think I spelt incorrectly?
    Spelled, for one.
    I think he/she/it refers to Mussulman as Muslim.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by WorthyOne View Post
    GAH! Will you people EVER learn how to spell correctly??!!
    Why? Which word do you think I spelt incorrectly?

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  • WorthyOne
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    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    So if a heterosexual Mussulman rapes a little girl in the name of Allah, that's fine and dandy with you?
    GAH! Will you people EVER learn how to spell correctly??!!

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  • Window-Lickky
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    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    So if a heterosexual Mussulman rapes a little girl in the name of Allah, that's fine and dandy with you?
    Touche, Temperance. It's not fine and dandy. I think all pedophilia is disgusting.









    ~Karmatic Laws~

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
    I only find it gross when a gay man touches a little boy's ass.
    It's pedophilia.
    So if a heterosexual Mussulman rapes a little girl in the name of Allah, that's fine and dandy with you?

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  • Window-Lickky
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    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    You find the thought of being touched by your Savior gross? I think you are a very cold person friend. Perhaps you might open your heart and be more loving like us TRUE Christians.
    I only find it gross when a gay man touches a little boy's ass.
    It's pedophilia.

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  • Kazoo
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    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    You find the thought of being touched by your Savior gross? I think you are a very cold person friend. Perhaps you might open your heart and be more loving like us TRUE Christians.
    I think he might be referring to some form of homosexual Biblical molestation, actually...

    Just a guess though.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
    You could feel Jesus touching you're ass when you got hit? That's kinda gross.
    You find the thought of being touched by your Savior gross? I think you are a very cold person friend. Perhaps you might open your heart and be more loving like us TRUE Christians.

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