[Window-Lickky]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Well then your parents aren't True Christians as these fine individuals at Landover are! A beating with the power of Christ flowing through it is for certain going to correct your child's queer and demonic tendencies! I remember that when my father gave me beatings, I could feel the light of Jesus hitting me with every blow. Those beatings really made me the saved man I am today and I am going to be sure to make sure that my children beat their children with the same Christian might!

You could feel Jesus touching you're ass when you got hit? That's kinda gross.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Ezekiel, be a man and quit cheating.

You are such a fag. Leave an original post once in a while that says "Jezuz sux" or something. Maybe you should just ARGUE it.

We'd be only too happy to leave an original post in place, it's the constant unoriginal posts that get us down. Likewise, we're happy to actually debate with people who want to discuss Christianity with us, but arguments consisting of "Jezuz sux." "No, He doesn't." "Yes, He does." get very old very quickly.

Beatings by my christian parents never changed nor phased me.

My dad started with a leather belt, moving to a tire iron.
I did an action repeatedly. I got one beating, and did it again.
Hmm.

You really are dumb, aren't you boy? I mean, even dogs can be trained to avoid stimuli that provoke an unpleasant response, but it appears you're not quite that smart.

[Jonathan H. Dona]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Beatings by my christian parents never changed nor phased me.

My dad started with a leather belt, moving to a tire iron.
I did an action repeatedly. I got one beating, and did it again.
Hmm.

Well then your parents aren't True Christians as these fine individuals at Landover are! A beating with the power of Christ flowing through it is for certain going to correct your child's queer and demonic tendencies! I remember that when my father gave me beatings, I could feel the light of Jesus hitting me with every blow. Those beatings really made me the saved man I am today and I am going to be sure to make sure that my children beat their children with the same Christian might!

[Karmic Retribution]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

I say that if you're baby is doing peculiar things, beat the queer out of them. Nothing like a good old Bible endorsed beating to straighten out a child. Whether it's atheism, homersexuality, paganism, "emo" or "goth" music, or straight out praising Satan, a beating will straighten them out for good. All 8 of my children are saved and thank me for raising them in the way I did. Not one of them has any problems protesting abortion clinics or Mormon churches. It really makes me happy to see them all turn out so excellent. Praise Jesus and the Holy Bible for telling us all how to raise our children in the perfect way!

Beatings by my christian parents never changed nor phased me.

My dad started with a leather belt, moving to a tire iron.
I did an action repeatedly. I got one beating, and did it again.
Hmm.

[Jonathan H. Dona]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

I say that if you're baby is doing peculiar things, beat the queer out of them. Nothing like a good old Bible endorsed beating to straighten out a child. Whether it's atheism, homersexuality, paganism, "emo" or "goth" music, or straight out praising Satan, a beating will straighten them out for good. All 8 of my children are saved and thank me for raising them in the way I did. Not one of them has any problems protesting abortion clinics or Mormon churches. It really makes me happy to see them all turn out so excellent. Praise Jesus and the Holy Bible for telling us all how to raise our children in the perfect way!

[Karmic Retribution]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

"Some say" that you make sense too, but they would also be completely wrong.

Read the Holy Bible. God hates fags, and their supporters too. Queers have nothing to do with Jesus, outside of being in the crosshairs of His riflescope.

Ezekiel, be a man and quit cheating.

You are such a fag. Leave an original post once in a while that says "Jezuz sux" or something. Maybe you should just ARGUE it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Those pictures of that baby. Some Christians say Christ is in all of us, a small portion of him, anyways.

Does this mean all gays are part Jesus!?
HOLY COW!

Jesus was beautiful. Wow.

"Some say" that you make sense too, but they would also be completely wrong.

Read the Holy Bible. God hates fags, and their supporters too. Queers have nothing to do with Jesus, outside of being in the crosshairs of His riflescope.

[Karmic Retribution]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Those pictures of that baby. Some Christians say Christ is in all of us, a small portion of him, anyways.

Does this mean all gays are part Jesus!?
HOLY COW!

Jesus was beautiful. Wow.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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You know, I'm shocked. Nobody yet has suggested brainwashing?! *checks what site he's on*

[Kazoo]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Let's get this thread back on track:

Clue #101

Then kill 'em

You can change the character's appearance to that of a tellitubby and then impale it with a mace, bomb the heck out of it, set it on fire, etc. Should sate your sadistic desires. ^.^

[Elmer Christianson]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Let's get this thread back on track:

Clue #101

[Joo]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Here we go again with the "why why why" chant....I'm sure nothing makes sense in your crazy upside down world without Christ.

The real question is, why do you keep coming back if you hate God so much? He has called you here for a reason, nancy.

If he's called me here for a reason, why don't you ask him what it is?

(Nice use of the same type of question you're complaining about btw.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Uh...right. Btw, why do I still have a neutral reputation? It doesn't make sense.

And why am I still under investigation? You guys already know I'm not a Christian.

Here we go again with the "why why why" chant....I'm sure nothing makes sense in your crazy upside down world without Christ.

The real question is, why do you keep coming back if you hate God so much? He has called you here for a reason, nancy.

[Joo]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

No, it is not a legitimate question. You are out to mock Jesus. You have clogged up our forum with these absurd "why why why" questions with no intention other than to make Christianity look foolish. Instead, you have only served to make yourself look foolish boy.

You are unsaved trash, and therefore have exactly zero ability to understand God or His mighty ways. Since you know that you are hellbound, you have chosen to try and take as many people with you as possible, and throwing these hissy fits is your way of "revealing the absurdity of Jesus". Well it just doesn't work.

Mock on, sinner. Jesus always wins.

Uh...right. Btw, why do I still have a neutral reputation? It doesn't make sense.

And why am I still under investigation? You guys already know I'm not a Christian.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

I'm not mocking him, I'm mocking the statement. It's a legitimate question, why does he need your help? He's an omnipotent being right? So why does he need help with anything? Or does he just want help? Oh but that would signify he has feelings of fatigue otherwise he wouldn't need/nor want help, and if he felt fatigue that would mean he isn't totally perfect.

No, it is not a legitimate question. You are out to mock Jesus. You have clogged up our forum with these absurd "why why why" questions with no intention other than to make Christianity look foolish. Instead, you have only served to make yourself look foolish boy.

You are unsaved trash, and therefore have exactly zero ability to understand God or His mighty ways. Since you know that you are hellbound, you have chosen to try and take as many people with you as possible, and throwing these hissy fits is your way of "revealing the absurdity of Jesus". Well it just doesn't work.

Mock on, sinner. Jesus always wins.