[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

It has been my observation that hippie types that preach love and tolerance always seem to be prone to frustration and gratuitous violence. It can always be seen in those that fail to read the owners manual when attempting to operate the latest modern convenience. Manufacturers always provide these guides for a reason. Our Lord did the same thing for us, it is called the Bible (KJV1611).

I nearly missed this post. Who are you calling frustrated and prone to gratuitous violence you cheeky little sod? I'll give you gratuitous violence if you are not careful. That bow tie being an obvious target. How would you like it upside down or around the back of your neck?

Since when have I preached love and tolerance anyway? Can you find an example of it? Secular humanism and the old hippie "stick a flower up your nose while freaking out on bad acid" philosophies are not the same thing.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Yes, Bobby-Joe but that is only because you have banned all the rest of them.

And allow people to spread confusion. I am just being a responsible guardian of this forum as source of legitimate information. Is that wrong?

And is this altogether true I wonder? Are there not few others here who also doubt the correctness of what you say?

And who would those be,…? Just asking.

Rachael, for example? And the usual bunch of teenage yahoos trolling the place before they get banned?

Or Rachael will soon come over to our way of think. Just you watch.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Good heavens, you did show some signs of being able to form a syllogism. If we were to follow all of our alleged scientists and their DNA theories, homers would be wiped out in one generation since their behavior does not result in reproduction. Yet generation after generation they keep showing up. What better proof do you want than Satan is alive and well. We must do something once and for all to eliminate this menace.

"Syllogism"? For heaven's sake Willie -- you don't mind if I call you Willie, do you? -- you are not starting too, I hope. I thought this was a religious forum not "logic for noddies 101".

What are you talking about Willie? DNA theories? Point one Willie, if you are saying what I think you are saying, Homers can and do reproduce, and it is irrelevant anyway, because, point two:

If straight people carry a gene for Homerisim they will keep producing homer kids for ever.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

How do you know we are the unreasonable ones friend; Have you ever considered that you are the one who was operating with a skewed world view? After we TRUE Christians are all in agreement that what we believe is correct. You are the only one who thinks otherwise Hairy.

Yes, Bobby-Joe but that is only because you have banned all the rest of them.

And is this altogether true I wonder? Are there not few others here who also doubt the correctness of what you say? Rachael, for example? And the usual bunch of teenage yahoos trolling the place before they get banned?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Well, since you ask: No, it hasn't occured to me.

Good heavens, you did show some signs of being able to form a syllogism. If we were to follow all of our alleged scientists and their DNA theories, homers would be wiped out in one generation since their behavior does not result in reproduction. Yet generation after generation they keep showing up. What better proof do you want than Satan is alive and well. We must do something once and for all to eliminate this menace.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

"Increasingly incensed"? I have been profoundly inscensed since the day I first came to this site and saw how unreasonable and nonsensical the place was.

Sir, Jesus Christ is not "nonsense". He suffered and died (for three days) in an effort to wash away your sins and mine with His blood. But if you don't believe in Him, all that temporary anguish was for nought. You will not enjoy hell.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

"Increasingly incensed"? I have been profoundly inscensed since the day I first came to this site and saw how unreasonable and nonsensical the place was.

How do you know we are the unreasonable ones friend; Have you ever considered that you are the one who was operating with a skewed world view? After we TRUE Christians are all in agreement that what we believe is correct. You are the only one who thinks otherwise Hairy.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

There's nothing quite like a homer in the grip of senile dementia, getting increasingly incensed because he's convinced everyone else is being unreasonable and nonsensical, is there?

"Increasingly incensed"? I have been profoundly inscensed since the day I first came to this site and saw how unreasonable and nonsensical the place was.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

There seems to be a flippant and laissez faire attitude toward this obvious threat. As a parent, I'm not going to be taking the chance of an unchecked homer baby anally raping one of my other children. Has it ever occurred to anyone that we may not have as many adult homers running around if we had been educated to the obvious signs?

Well, since you ask: No, it hasn't occured to me.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Indeed, Brother Deaner!

We could have stoned those little monsters before they had the chance to become Cathylic Pedophile Priests/Homer Recruitment Officers!

Ah, if only there were a way to just stop the Homers from being born in the first place . . .

Well, we all know being gay ia a lifestyle choice like being a goth or something. gayness is quite curable.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Sad, really. He used to be such a peaceful fellow, always ready with a bit of worldly wisdom.

I think he's off his meds. You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.

It has been my observation that hippie types that preach love and tolerance always seem to be prone to frustration and gratuitous violence. It can always be seen in those that fail to read the owners manual when attempting to operate the latest modern convenience. Manufacturers always provide these guides for a reason. Our Lord did the same thing for us, it is called the Bible (KJV1611).

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

There's nothing quite like a homer in the grip of senile dementia, getting increasingly incensed because he's convinced everyone else is being unreasonable and nonsensical, is there?

Sad, really. He used to be such a peaceful fellow, always ready with a bit of worldly wisdom.

I think he's off his meds. You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Listen, you flippin' Bapwit 'tard I have replied to many posts. The last of Sister STDs that I replied to said simply, something like "No, see the "homer's original post".

That is the post I replied to asking for a link. Right? Are you following?
...

There's nothing quite like a homer in the grip of senile dementia, getting increasingly incensed because he's convinced everyone else is being unreasonable and nonsensical, is there?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

There seems to be a flippant and laissez faire attitude toward this obvious threat. As a parent, I'm not going to be taking the chance of an unchecked homer baby anally raping one of my other children. Has it ever occurred to anyone that we may not have as many adult homers running around if we had been educated to the obvious signs?

Indeed, Brother Deaner!

We could have stoned those little monsters before they had the chance to become Cathylic Pedophile Priests/Homer Recruitment Officers!

Ah, if only there were a way to just stop the Homers from being born in the first place . . .

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Sorry, my schiessekopf friend, but Jesus and I know you are lying. I was talking about the post you replied to, which did indeed include a link to the original post. Now stop running around telling lies and starting endless pedantic arguments, and accept Christ before He smites you down once and for all!

Listen, you flippin' Bapwit 'tard I have replied to many posts. The last of Sister STDs that I replied to said simply, something like "No, see the "homer's original post".

That is the post I replied to asking for a link. Right? Are you following?

"No", she says, "see the homer's original post".

She didn't say see the homer's post that I replied to in message such and such. She said see the Homer's ORIGINAL POST.

So I am sitting there thinking to myself -- how far back is his ORIGINAL post...and why does she want me to go that far back. Andwhat does she mean by 'ORIGINAL'?

I even wondered if she meant his first post on this thread or his first over all, or did she mean the only post he's made that is not unoriginal.

I know it's unreasonable, but if someone says something about someone's ORIGINAL POST, I think that they mean the person's ORIGINAL post...

And to be as pedantic as some of you lot, that's not very helpful. Has he made any original posts? Original, you 'tard, means the opposite of Unoriginal! (Eat your heart out OYKs!). It might mean the FIRST too. Either way her post was crap and gave no indication of the post she was talking about.

You Bapwits obviously have poor reading and comprehension skills. You must learn to say what you mean using precise and appropriate vocabulary.