[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Brother Deaner has it right: with the homosexuals so actively recruiting in our pre- and elementary schools, the only way to fight back is right on their own court! From the earliest possible ages we must ensure that our children know how to reject the advances of these pre-pubescent homers in a Godly manner, so as not to be tempted. As soon as we train our children to be decent heterosexuals, we can be sure that the homer population will wither and die, along with AIDS, abortion and liberalism.

[Deaner]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

I think the point is not so much whether babies can choose, but what concepts and choices the infant mind is capable of understanding.

There seems to be a flippant and laissez faire attitude toward this obvious threat. As a parent, I'm not going to be taking the chance of an unchecked homer baby anally raping one of my other children. Has it ever occurred to anyone that we may not have as many adult homers running around if we had been educated to the obvious signs?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

I remember very well. It was the one pictured below. No 51.

You obviously haven't read it yourself, or you'd see there is no quote and therefore no arrow.

Sorry, my schiessekopf friend, but Jesus and I know you are lying. I was talking about the post you replied to, which did indeed include a link to the original post. Now stop running around telling lies and starting endless pedantic arguments, and accept Christ before He smites you down once and for all!

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Now that is just what is wrong with your homersecularist mindset, Hairy. Your car is just not out of gas, it becomes this endless word salad stream of consciousness about EGR valves, oxygen and air flow sensors, magnetic crankshaft position sensors, and fuel injection solenoids. When you give up the Bible (KJV1611) life becomes this endless array of impossible choices that burdens every decision.

Errr... ah, a fascinating point of view. Fascinating. EGR valves? I have heard of "Eigen values", or something like that. Aren't they something to do with yachting?

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

The syphilis has clearly started addling your brain, my hellbound sodomite friend. Since you replied to Sister Virginia's post (can you remember the post you replied to, or should I provide a link to that as well?), I'm assuming (perhaps unwisely) that you must've read it, and so it seems like it would be possible, even for a homer as backwards as yourself, to read the quote she included at the top of her post, and perhaps even click on the little arrow linking to it.

I remember very well. It was the one pictured below. No 51.

You obviously haven't read it yourself, or you'd see there is no quote and therefore no arrow.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

There are a lot of posts in this thread, therefore too much reading for me to go back through, but has anyone mentioned the following signs that your baby is a li'l sodomite?

Either parent is gay. The risk increases if the gay parent lives with a fellow gay sex addict. If they are the sole "parents", you can just write the baby off as lost to the homosexual lifestyle.

One or both parents is a lieberal or Demoncrat.

One or both parents is a Wicced.

One or both parents has any contact with sodomites outside of witnessing through an ex-gay program or picketing a sodomite funeral.

One or both parents is a catlick.

If the baby is raised without any influence from the King James 1611 Bible.

One or both parents has ever dressed up as a clown.

One or both parents went to public school.

The television was on while anyone in the household was watching and it showed sodomites as "normal" people, not doomed to Hell. It's even worse if they showed sodomites kissing (that's a guaranteed future drag queen right there).

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Uncommonly gracious of you sister. Uncommonly gracious. At least you have now given me some hope of identifying the post that you are on about.

The name of the poster and the fact that it is on the previous page does identify it. Thank you. You appreciate, perhaps, that until you told me this I had no idea what page it was on?

The syphilis has clearly started addling your brain, my hellbound sodomite friend. Since you replied to Sister Virginia's post (can you remember the post you replied to, or should I provide a link to that as well?), I'm assuming (perhaps unwisely) that you must've read it, and so it seems like it would be possible, even for a homer as backwards as yourself, to read the quote she included at the top of her post, and perhaps even click on the little arrow linking to it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay: Baby jumps out of a cake at a NAMBLA meeting.

Signs your baby is going to be gay:

His first words are "Prada" and "Creme Brulee", and he throws a tantrum unless he's swaddled in silk.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

I think the point is not so much whether babies can choose, but what concepts and choices the infant mind is capable of understanding.

Uncommonly gracious of you sister. Uncommonly gracious. At least you have now given me some hope of identifying the post that you are on about.

The name of the poster and the fact that it is on the previous page does identify it. Thank you. You appreciate, perhaps, that until you told me this I had no idea what page it was on?

And do you appreciate that a "page" will depend on how we have set up our systems to display posts? We can use settings to control how many posts we see per 'page'.

Now that is just what is wrong with your homersecularist mindset, Hairy. Your car is just not out of gas, it becomes this endless word salad stream of consciousness about EGR valves, oxygen and air flow sensors, magnetic crankshaft position sensors, and fuel injection solenoids. When you give up the Bible (KJV1611) life becomes this endless array of impossible choices that burdens every decision.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay: Baby jumps out of a cake at a NAMBLA meeting.

[Hairy Homer]

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I'm referring to "Homophobiaisgay," obviously, since the post of mine to which you replied was a direct response to one of his. And no, I will not provide you with a link to a post that's on the page right before this one. You've got to find it yourself, you lazy hippie.

Uncommonly gracious of you sister. Uncommonly gracious. At least you have now given me some hope of identifying the post that you are on about.

The name of the poster and the fact that it is on the previous page does identify it. Thank you. You appreciate, perhaps, that until you told me this I had no idea what page it was on?

And do you appreciate that a "page" will depend on how we have set up our systems to display posts? We can use settings to control how many posts we see per 'page'.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

A link would be helpful, Sister VD. Anyway that's my point irrespective of what his may have been. And which homersexual are we talking about. According to you lot, everyone who turns up is a homer.

I'm referring to "Homophobiaisgay," obviously, since the post of mine to which you replied was a direct response to one of his. And no, I will not provide you with a link to a post that's on the page right before this one. You've got to find it yourself, you lazy hippie.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

No, that's not the point. Read the homosexual's original post.

A link would be helpful, Sister VD. Anyway that's my point irrespective of what his may have been. And which homersexual are we talking about. According to you lot, everyone who turns up is a homer.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

No, that's not the point. Read the homosexual's original post.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Are you suggesting that babies are incapable of free choice? That's ageism—a form of bigotry.

I think the point is not so much whether babies can choose, but what concepts and choices the infant mind is capable of understanding.