What should I do if one of my patients is GAY???

[Dr. Gentile]

I appologize if a similar thread already exists. It's just that I've recently decided to open up my own practice and am not quite sure how to handle this, legally and morally, given the fact that Pro-GAY Liberals haven taken over the government.

Should I treat them? Are there any contamination risks? Did Jesus, our Lord and Savior, heal GAYS?

And how do you really know if someone is GAY or just a Liberal?

[filthyloverofmen]

Re: What should I do if one of my patients is GAY???

Healing Gays is the same as Healing Unsaved or healing Christians

Remember the oath you took when you became a doctor, pledging to help all those who are sick

If you disagree, speak to your pastor and resign from the practice.

God's Love be with you

[Bob4God]

Re: What should I do if one of my patients is GAY???

Ignore the liberal dribble coming from "cleanlover."

Your practice is a business. Like any private American enterprise, you have the right to refuse service to any customers you don't wish to serve! GOD bless America!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What should I do if one of my patients is GAY???

I suggest directing the deviant to an ex-Gay program, so he can be cured of his affliction.

These people are infested with demons. They should be pitied.

[James Hutchins]

Re: What should I do if one of my patients is GAY???

Gay, liebral, whats the difference, they are all brownie lickers.

If I were you, I'd just tell anyone that did not have a really fat wallet that you are not the kind of doctor they need.


I get these 'people' wanting to ship (I own a small but lucrative trucking business) thier Prius's cross country. I just tell them I do not go cross country that direction.

[Dr. Gentile]

Re: What should I do if one of my patients is GAY???

Ignore the liberal dribble coming from "cleanlover."

Your practice is a business. Like any private American enterprise, you have the right to refuse service to any customers you don't wish to serve! GOD bless America!

As an Jesus-fearing psychiatrist, I'm willing to make the financial sacrifice of turning away GAYs that come to my office seeking help for all kinds of psychological and neurological problems.

But to make up for all the lost income and to pay the bills, would it be okay to take in patients--who may not have "known" symptoms of psychosis at first glance but want perscription meds--as long as they're straight and they promise not to sell them illegally?. What if I handed them a free devotional guide or something on the way out?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What should I do if one of my patients is GAY???

As an Jesus-fearing psychiatrist, I'm willing to make the financial sacrifice of turning away GAYs that come to my office seeking help for all kinds of psychological and neurological problems.

But to make up for all the lost income and to pay the bills, would it be okay to take in patients--who may not have "known" symptoms of psychosis at first glance but want perscription meds--as long as they're straight and they promise not to sell them illegally?. What if I handed them a free devotional guide or something on the way out?

I would make Chick Tracts a mandatory part of your treatment. THIS ONE has met with great success.

Perhaps you should contact Sister Betty Bowers BASH Program and purchase a franchise?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: What should I do if one of my patients is GAY???

I would avoid treating homosexuals altogether. Homers carry The AIDS and I would hate to see any Christian doctor die a horrible, malingering death from a queer disease like The AIDS.

You might consider adding a couple of questions about sexual orientation to the Medical History questionnaire that all of your new patients fill out.

I would word them as below, so as not to offend any Christians who might feel they are being accused of being gay if the questions seem to be aimed at anybody other than fags and lesbians:

Do you drive a Subaru Outback or a Dodge Caliber

Do you listen to KD Lang, Melissa Etheridge, or Cher?

Are you a filthy, disease-riddled sodomite?

Are you a carpet-munching diesel dike?

[James Hutchins]

Re: What should I do if one of my patients is GAY???

To be on the safe said, sure prescribe the drugs and sell them out of YOUR pharmacy. But make all the pills they get sugar pills, that way if they are not Christians and are liars, they cannot sell drugs on the black market. An added plus would be your diagnosis really would not matter.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: What should I do if one of my patients is GAY???

Queers give me the willies something awful! I couldn't even imagine being in a room with a known queer. I say if you find out one of your patients is a fag, you call Homeland Security and report them.

We must be ever vigilant against any threat to our great nation. Fags are no better than terrosists if you ask me!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: What should I do if one of my patients is GAY???

And how do you really know if someone is GAY or just a Liberal?

I didn't know that there was a sub-group. Why would any normal person want to be anything other than conservative anyway? It's not like we need more Mexicans sneaking over the border to get free socialized medical help!

PS I'm not a medical type, but I would wear double gloves and a full face shield when working around anyone who isn't married.

[James Hutchins]

Re: What should I do if one of my patients is GAY???

Maybe if he has to deal with Homers ('cause liebrals force him) he could put up one of those Plexiglas panels like they use in taxis to protect the doctor from the paranoid Homer.

[Loquacious Jefferson]

Re: What should I do if one of my patients is GAY???

First off, you betta thank da Lawd you ain't a proctologist. Mebbe you oughta diagnose all da homers as bein' crazy and send dem all to da nuthouse. If you tell da homers it be a house wif dude's nuts hangin out, dey'd be volunteerin' to go!

[openmindedagnostic]

Re: What should I do if one of my patients is GAY???

I appologize if a similar thread already exists. It's just that I've recently decided to open up my own practice and am not quite sure how to handle this, legally and morally, given the fact that Pro-GAY Liberals haven taken over the government.

Should I treat them? Are there any contamination risks? Did Jesus, our Lord and Savior, heal GAYS?

And how do you really know if someone is GAY or just a Liberal?

if you are indeed a fully qualified doctor you should already be well informed of any contamination risks

[damnproudsodomite]

Re: What should I do if one of my patients is GAY???

you people are so piffleing ignorant, seriously. you should treat him and stop being a piffleing pussy. go ahead and refuse to treat him. tell him it's because he's gay and watch him take your ass to court and sue you for discrimination.