[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game!

I think European and Latin men are less refined and more animalistic in their behavior. Both types are so virile that they can't help but be borderline homosexual. Men should only be allowed to touch each other for the purpose of fist-fighting.

Well, maybe some men might be more affectionate, but that doesn't mean that they want to jump the bones of everything that moves, and certainly not in the middle of a soccer field with spectators...

This thread is highly disturbing..

But let's straighten this out once and for all:
Biblically, Sodomy is the act of man on man sex, as the men of SODOM engaged in, thus the name sodomy.
It involves everything two homers might do to each other, or/and everything one homer might do to a man, even a straight one.
Thus, a kiss could count as sodomy.

No, because the act of sodomy itself involves penetration of the poophole by a weiner. I mean, if what you're saying was true then kissing could count as sex. And it doesn't.

Sodomy as in man on woman.. well.. I won't say it, but you know what I mean .. is a secular definition, and not a Biblical one.
And God only finds it an abomination as the purpose of sex is making children!
If the man finishes that task, and does not deposit his seed where it's not meant to go.. ..
Then there is not really anything forbidding such an act in the Holy Bible.

No, in fact the songs of Solomon talk a fair bit about receiving in other areas besides the vagina.
And you're right, where does the bible prohibit a man from putting his weiner into a woman's poop hole?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game!

Well, maybe some men might be more affectionate, but that doesn't mean that they want to jump the bones of everything that moves, and certainly not in the middle of a soccer field with spectators...

VanZitface, don't you know the true nature of the homersexural? They are hyper-sexed animalistic demons who will literally rape any man, woman, child or animal they can get their hands on. This is a proven fact that is well-accepted even by the homers themselves, or at least the honest ones who have been saved and cleansed through Sister Betty Bower's BASH program.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game!

VanZitface, don't you know the true nature of the homersexural? They are hyper-sexed animalistic demons who will literally rape any man, woman, child or animal they can get their hands on. This is a proven fact that is well-accepted even by the homers themselves, or at least the honest ones who have been saved and cleansed through Sister Betty Bower's BASH program.

Uhhhh, no, because if they're homosexual men they wouldn't be attracted to other women, just men. If they were homosexual women, they'd just be attracted to other women.
As for children, you're confusing gay men with pedophiles, and animals, you're confusing gay men with people who are inclined to bestiality.
Out of what you said, rape is wrong and a crime, as is pedophilia.
Bestiality is just plain sick and wrong, but I'm not sure if it carries criminal charges. It should.

And statistically, it's straight men, I believe, who are the higher percentage of rape offenders.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game!

Uhhhh, no, because if they're homosexual men they wouldn't be attracted to other women, just men. If they were homosexual women, they'd just be attracted to other women.
As for children, you're confusing gay men with pedophiles, and animals, you're confusing gay men with people who are inclined to bestiality.
Out of what you said, rape is wrong and a crime, as is pedophilia.
Bestiality is just plain sick and wrong, but I'm not sure if it carries criminal charges. It should.

And statistically, it's straight men, I believe, who are the higher percentage of rape offenders.

Yes, and you "believe" that trees and rocks and animals have spirits that you should worship too.

A pervert is a pervert. That's what Jesus tells us.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game!

Yes, and you "believe" that trees and rocks and animals have spirits that you should worship too.

You're confusing me with Star-Finder. I don't worship trees, animals or rocks.

A pervert is a pervert. That's what Jesus tells us.

You may think it a perversion, but to call someone an out-of-control rapist just because they prefer to play for their own team is completely wrong and unjustified.

But research the rape stats yourself. You'll see I'm right.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game!

But research the rape stats yourself. You'll see I'm right.

You know, you've been repeatedly warned about sexual aggression toward us Pastors before. I'm going to put you on moderation and toss you into the loser corral with clownyboy and his buddies if you don't stop throwing yourself at me, witch!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game!

You know, you've been repeatedly warned about sexual aggression toward us Pastors before. I'm going to put you on moderation and toss you into the loser corral with clownyboy and his buddies if you don't stop throwing yourself at me, witch!

Ok, I'm astounded.
How you managed to come to the conclusion you've come to after reading what I posted, I can't even imagine. It goes waaaaaay into the realms of utterly bizarre.

What I mean was, research the statistics on rapists, and you will see that most of them will be, or have been, straight men.

How you took my meaning to be a comeon, I will never know.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game!

No, because the act of sodomy itself involves penetration of the poophole by a weiner. I mean, if what you're saying was true then kissing could count as sex. And it doesn't.

SECULAR definition, harlot!
That's not how God defines it!

But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:
And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
Genesis 19:4-5

"It doesn't say bring them out that we may".. well, do that vile thing you said.
It says "that we may KNOW them." (ie do all manners of vile things in general to them.)

And even less than kissing can count as sex in the eyes of God!
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
Matthew 5:28


And you may be an expert on getting sodomized (as per secular definiton) but please, keep it to yourself..
You may consider your skill at "taking it" an asset, but we simply consider it disgusting.
You need to stop killing the unborn and read the Bible more, harlot!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game!

SS dear, I know that when the bible talks about 'knowing' someone, it means having sex with them.
Haven't you ever heard someone use the term 'Oh I know them..in the biblical sense!' as a joke?

In the KJV1611 you're so fond of, know=sex.
So there.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game!

SS dear, I know that when the bible talks about 'knowing' someone, it means having sex with them.
Haven't you ever heard someone use the term 'Oh I know them..in the biblical sense!' as a joke?

In the KJV1611 you're so fond of, know=sex.
So there.

Indeed it does and is, harlot.
But it doesn't say "know them" has to be (forgive me, Jesus!) anal sex, now does it?

And as mentioned earlier, God considers thoughts just as vile as actions.
He consider thoughts and lust as sex, and who are you to say He is wrong?

Do you call God Allmighty a liar, you insufferable whore?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game!

Indeed it does and is, harlot.
But it doesn't say "know them" has to be (forgive me, Jesus!) anal sex, now does it?

Well for men to know other men, seeing as men don't have a 'cooter', then for them men of Sodom to 'know' those angels, they would have been referring to either mouth or poop hole.
You remember why, in the story, Sodom was destroyed, don't you?

And as mentioned earlier, God considers thoughts just as vile as actions.
He consider thoughts and lust as sex, and who are you to say He is wrong?

It implies that the thoughts carry the same 'sinful weight' as the action, but not that the thought and actions themselves are technically the same.

Do you call God Allmighty a liar, you insufferable whore?

Nah, I don't believe in your god, but if he existed then the answer would definitely be yes.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game!

Well for men to know other men, seeing as men don't have a 'cooter', then for them men of Sodom to 'know' those angels, they would have been referring to either mouth or poop hole.

So you admit that sodomy doesn't have to be anal sex, good.
Now you have succesfully contradicted, and backpedal'd on your first statement.

You remember why, in the story, Sodom was destroyed, don't you?

YOU are trying to teach ME the Bible?

It implies that the thoughts carry the same 'sinful weight' as the action, but not that the thought and actions themselves are technically the same.

So how is there a difference?
Since there is no difference for God, you are a fool to make one for yourself.

Stop walking contrary to God before He smites you!

Nah, I don't believe in your god, but if he existed then the answer would definitely be yes.

You lack of belief is the very reason that you cannot never understand God, nor the scriptures.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game!

So you admit that sodomy doesn't have to be anal sex, good.
Now you have succesfully contradicted, and backpedal'd on your first statement.

ARG!
That isn't what I meant. I was merely talking about methods of insertation. However, 'know' usually meant sex in the bible. In which case, male to male sex is pretty much anal.
Oral sex is different.

YOU are trying to teach ME the Bible?

No, just pointing out the fact of why Sodom was smited, because those men were having sex with other men, hence, sodomy.

So how is there a difference?
Since there is no difference for God, you are a fool to make one for yourself.

Ok, say you go to a store and buy candy.
Say you buy a Hershey bar. Then say you buy a pack of Reese's pieces for the same price.
Same price, right?
Different candy.

Stop walking contrary to God before He smites you!

I'll worry about that around that around the time I worry about Santy Claus putting coal in my stocking.

You lack of belief is the very reason that you cannot never understand God, nor the scriptures.

One can understand the bible without believing in the biblical deity. Take movies for example. You can understand the characters and the plot, however, do you believe that the movie and the events and people in the movie are real?
Nope.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game!

ARG!
That isn't what I meant. I was merely talking about methods of insertation. However, 'know' usually meant sex in the bible. In which case, male to male sex is pretty much anal.

I didn't realise you were such an expert on the perversions of faggots?
And regardless of what you say they do mostly do, the Biblical definition is clear:

Sodomy is man on man sex, in all it's forms.
Lust commonly equal sex in the eyes of God.
Case closed.

Besides, you obviously admit that oral sex can be sodomy, you even do so again here below:

No, just pointing out the fact of why Sodom was smited, because those men were having sex with other men, hence, sodomy.

And this is what I was saying in my first post, and in this post too..

Ok, say you go to a store and buy candy.
Say you buy a Hershey bar. Then say you buy a pack of Reese's pieces for the same price.
Same price, right?
Different candy.

Beside the point.
If God defined it as the same candy, then it would be the same candy, otherwise not. But God doesn't make a difference between thought and action in this case..
Thus, only a fool would draw one, that is, someone who is stupid enough to believe himself smarter than God..

One can understand the bible without believing in the biblical deity.

No.
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him:
Neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1 Corinthians 2:14

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game!

I call men and women 'dude'. I often call my female friends 'dude'. I don't see why it should be limited to one sex only.

Ok, the definition of sodomy is for one man's 'tallywhacker' to enter another man's poophole.
Now, a man kissing another man does not involve any such contact, so how is it sodomy?

What in tarnation you are up to when you're calling your lady friends dude is more than I want to even contemplate!