Why Lezbeans are Fat

[Pastor Ezekiel]

This just in: Even the monkey worshiping secular scientists have now discovered what Jesus already knew. Only they got the reasons wrong, as usual.

Lezbeans are self-indulgent perverts who live in an upside down world where ugliness is labeled attractive, and Manliness is looked upon with overt scorn but covert envy. Because these female sodomites repel Men, they are in desperate need of one. Therefore, they try to stuff anything they can find in their depraved bodies, and thus become obese clowns.

Lesbians more likely to be obese

According to a new report lesbians are twice as likely as heterosexual women to be overweight or obese.

Ulrike Boehmer of the Boston University School of Public Health looked at a 2002 national survey of almost six thousand women and found that lesbians were 2.69 times more likely to be overweight and 2.47 times more likely to be obese.

The report which has been published in the American Journal of Public Health is one of the first major studies to look at obesity among lesbians.

Researchers say the results indicate that lesbian women have a better body image than heterosexual women

See what I mean? Despite being morbidly obese and intensely ugly, they live in a fantasy world where "a better body image" allows them to pretend they are less than the hellish demons that they truly are.

At least most of them.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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What's wrong with having a good body image? Not great health wise, but what's wrong with feeling good about yourself?

[Brother Samuel]

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What's wrong with having a good body image? Not great health wise, but what's wrong with feeling good about yourself?

All of the ladies here at Landover have a wonderful body because they are blessed by God. No diet, exercise, or pill can do what Jesus can for your body. He created it after all. Besides, Racheal, how can you feel good about yourself when you could be cast into the lowest pits of hell at God's whim? I'd be more worried about my soul than my body if I were you.

[Talitha]

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All of the ladies here at Landover have a wonderful body because they are blessed by God.

My word Brother Samuel, how good of you to notice.

You know, it turns my stomach to think about how two Fat, ugly Rug Munchers would even find one another attractive, let alone do...... well, you know, whatever it is that they do to one another when they......erm.....Rug Munch.

[MoonFlower]

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What's wrong with having a good body image? Not great health wise, but what's wrong with feeling good about yourself?

Agreed! I wish I had no body image issues. Unfortunately the ignoring of my passes at a certain TC tends to hurt my ego a tad. Maybe if I switch teams, I'll have a better body image? You think?

Moon

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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So this "body image" stuff....does it explain the she-mullets and rat tail hairdoos they sport and their terrible taste in fashion?

Being a woman myself, I would never dream of dressing like a lumber jack. Or having a business in the front, party in the back doo.

Curious, Sister Thumper

[Warrior in Christ]

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I think when the article says "better body image" it means "blinded by satan." It's a proven fact that lezbos are enticed by satan and made blind to true beauty. In fact, lezbos can hardly be considered human anymore, they've let the claws of satan cover their eyes to what it means to be human, let alone what duties and responsibilities they have as women. To think, a woman that can make decisions!? This is obviously against everything the Bible(KJV) teaches. Because of this, I don't like it, not at all.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Lezbanians have "a better body image" despite being obese and mulleted. What Scripture foretells has come to pass, yet again:

Phil. 3:18-19: (For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, [that they are] the enemies of the cross of Christ: Whose end [is] destruction, whose God [is their] belly, and [whose] glory [is] in their shame, who mind earthly things.)

Their "better body image" is a fool's paradise, just like their faith in crystals, instead of Christ, to save them.

[Brother Samuel]

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The Bible clearly tells us what True beauty is. The Student Affairs office at Liberty University sums it up well.

Dress Code for Women

Standard of Dress
Liberty University trains students from all walks of life for many different professions and, most importantly, for serving as Champions for Christ. For this reason, the University has established a standard of dress for the University community, which is conducive to a Christ-like environment. Cleanliness, neatness, appropriateness and modesty are important as guiding factors.

Students are expected to dress modestly at all times.

Standard of Dress for WOMEN
Hair and clothing styles related to counterculture (as determined by the Deans’ Review Committee) are not acceptable. Dresses and skirts should be no shorter than the top of the knee (sitting or standing). Skirt slits should be modest; open slits should be no higher than the top of the knee, closed slits should be no higher than two inches from the top of the knee. Shoulder straps should be no less than two inches wide. Anything tight, scant, backless, see-through, low in the neckline or revealing the midriff (in any position) is immodest and unacceptable. Slips should be worn under thin material. Earrings and plugs are permitted in ears only. No other facial piercings or plugs are allowed, including tongue.

NOTE: RA’s, RD’s, Deans and others will enforce dress code and educate all students regarding what is acceptable and what is not. Questions concerning the standard of dress for women should be addressed to the Dean of Women’s Office who will be the final authority.

Class Dress
Attire: Sweaters, loose-fitting tops, sweatshirts (inappropriate logos are NOT allowed), skirts (when wearing leggings under skirts, length of skirt must follow the guidelines indicated above), dresses, pants, which would include capri/cropped pants (capris should be no shorter than mid-calf) and neat jeans (no holes, patches, or tears), footwear (sandals or flip-flops acceptable).
When & Where: Academic and administrative buildings before 4:30 pm on weekdays and in all classes, regardless of time.

Casual Dress
Attire: Shirts, neat pants, jeans, wind suits, loose-fitting modest shorts (no shorter than mid-thigh; skorts are NOT allowed), shoes (sandals or flip-flops acceptable).
When & Where: Academic and administrative buildings after 4:30 pm on weekdays and in Reber/Thomas Dining Hall for all meals.

NOTE: Shorts are never acceptable in convocation or in classes (regardless of time), with the exception of physical fitness classes.

LaHaye Student Center
Women should wear modest apparel at all times. No spandex; shorts must be mid-thigh length; see-through pants and shirts are prohibited; shoulder straps that show midriff, or backless shirts are not permitted; close-toed shoes must be worn in the cardio room, weight room, and aerobic room.

Swimming Pool
Swimwear is only appropriate at the swimming pool. Students are to wear appropriate casual or sport attire (as stated in "The Liberty Way") going to and from the pool. Women are required to wear a one-piece suit that is in good taste. Swimsuits that are see-through/mesh, expose the midriff and/or are low in the front or back or cut high on the legs are not acceptable.

Formal Wear
Students are expected to dress modestly for the Junior/Senior Banquet & the Minority Student Achievement Awards Banquet, as well as all formal events. Anything tight, scant, backless, see-through, low in the neckline or revealing the midriff is immodest and unacceptable. Slits should be no higher than the top of the knee. Strapless or spaghetti straps are acceptable for this event as long as the above standard is followed. Any questions regarding what is appropriate should be addressed to the Dean of Women’s Office.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Why Lezbeans are Fat

Them lebesians let theyselves get the obesities on purpose, because it be a act of devotion to they overweight feminazi earth goddess. As to which one of these pictures be the "goddess" they worship, yo guess be as good as mine.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I've heard they eat a lot of clams. Bearded ones in paticular. They must reallllly be fattening.

[Brother Temperance]

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Being a woman myself, I would never dream of dressing like a lumber jack. Or having a business in the front, party in the back doo.

I thought it was the man homers who liked to party in the back?

[Petal]

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I thought it was the man homers who liked to party in the back?

i wish i never clickeds on this here tubby lezbean thread , everyone yap-yap-yappin in a wierd code an i not no what it mean cuz everyone brainer than me

[OnYourKnees]

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Sometimes, ignorance is truly bliss!!

[R U Serious]

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[quote=Sista Lateefah;64643]Them lebesians let theyselves get the obesities on purpose, because it be a act of devotion to they overweight feminazi earth goddess. As to which one of these pictures be the "goddess" they worship, yo guess be as good as mine.


You tell them sista! All da lezbeans i no are fat, ugly, and want to look like men. Dey all be going to hellz because they get no pen*s. I getz me at least 1 pen*s a day to get satan away!