[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Queer flamingos to indoctrinate chick!

It's a Human Immunodeficiency Virus, better known as HIV. Perhaps you've heard of it? It causes the disease GRID—or "AIDS" in PC Newspeak—and 72% of GRID cases are the result of homosexual activity, according to the US Center for Disease Control. The other 28% are almost always the result of normal people coming into contact with sodomite blood. In spite of this enormous percentage, LBC estimates that there are no more than 10,000 homosexuals in our country. Scary!

AIDS is not caused by homosexual activity - it's caused by a virus. It happened to be first discovered in gay men. Sexual activity (homo OR hetero) is one of the ways it can be transmitted. And the number of cases within the hetero population is increasing faster than in the gay population. BTW, lesbians have the lowest incidence of all....

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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I know it's caused by a virus, you dolt—that's why I attached an enormous image of that virus to my post. But as you yourself admit, sexual activity transmits that virus; thus, it causes GRID.

And heterosexuals catching the disease faster? A PC myth. And the average life expectancy for lesbians is under 50. It's been documented.

As always, science trumps the liberal agenda.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Queer flamingos to indoctrinate chick!

I know it's caused by a virus, you dolt—that's why I attached an enormous image of that virus to my post. But as you yourself admit, sexual activity transmits that virus; thus, it causes GRID.

And heterosexuals catching the disease faster? A PC myth. And the average life expectancy for lesbians is under 50. It's been documented.

As always, science trumps the liberal agenda.

Sexual activity is ONE of the ways that HIV is transmiited, yes. Lots of other viruses can also be transmitted that way, including the common cold. Sex doesn't cause AIDS, any more than it causes the sniffles.
And HIV can be transmitted other ways as well, so it's not strictly an STD.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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And HIV can be transmitted other ways as well, so it's not strictly an STD.

True. It can also be transmitted through God's smite.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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True. It can also be transmitted through God's smite.

Right. And you can get pregnant by swimming in a public pool.
<beats forehead against brick wall>

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Queer flamingos to indoctrinate chick!

Right. And you can get pregnant by swimming in a public pool.
<beats forehead against brick wall>

I did not know that, but it makes sense. It also explains what happened to my sister.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I did not know that, but it makes sense. It also explains what happened to my sister.

If that's the story the two of you are sticking to....