[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

You're referring to pastels, right, and not painting your house (white, I should suspect).

Of course, Brother Nobar! I should have clarified--I was referring to the artsy-homery-express-your-feelings-on-canvas-with-lots-of-colors nonsense.

[Nobar King]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Painting

You're referring to pastels, right, and not painting your house (white, I should suspect).

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Frozen yogurt

Multi-colored ice creams

Watching musicals

Painting

[Noah Dint]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

ANY Barry Manilow music...

[Butch Albright]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Any sport other than FOOTBALL!

All other sports use balls that looks suspiciously like a man's precious loins (tennis, polo) or are played on equal grounds by WOMEN (running, tennis)

In fact, tennis is assuredly extra-gay. BEWARE, MEN!!!!

[Nobar King]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Floral arranging
Spartacus
Smurfs
Snuggies

That's a pretty good list.

[Christy]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Floral arranging
Spartacus
Smurfs
Snuggies

[Aristotle]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

See!? Do you all see what I've been saying from the pulpit all these years? The queers are all radicalized, hateful and angry perverts who hate Jesus and want nothing more than the complete destruction of Christianity!

Can you imagine letting them get married and propagate their kind?
All TrueChristians™ need to fight gay marriage.

[Mildred Connors]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

I really must apologize for my previous rant in this thread. Such outbursts are most unbecoming of a humble, True Christian™ girl. This really isn't like me at all. I allowed an unsaved to get under my skin and I was truly upset. Being without husband, I should have let the Godly community here handle the matter for me. I will try very hard not to lose my composure like that again. I hope that I may be forgiven.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Things that cause homosexuality?

Puberty.

Grow up you bunch of pricks.

See!? Do you all see what I've been saying from the pulpit all these years? The queers are all radicalized, hateful and angry perverts who hate Jesus and want nothing more than the complete destruction of Christianity!

[Bob4God]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Oh please, gays are born of heterosexual parents? If that's the case, how come all the gay people I ever knew (two of them) were disowned by their parents and driven out of town?

[Jerakk]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Things that cause homosexuality?

Puberty.

Grow up you bunch of pricks.

Puberty causes homosexuality? Really now.. if you follow that line of thinking then every single person on the planet is a homosexual including yourself. Your ignorance is astounding. Not even the scum evilutionists would agree with you. No.. I went through puberty and I'm not a homer. This is because i chose not to be one.

[iamgayandilikeobama]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Things that cause homosexuality?

Puberty.

Grow up you bunch of pricks.

[Mildred Connors]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

I think homosexuality isn't a choice.

You didn't choose to be straight, right?

I most certainly did!

Praise Jesus and God's Word for allowing me to realize my lust for other women was completely willful! Shout GLORY! Any homosexual may make the conscious decision to change through their own volition at any moment - the KJV 1611 Bible is there to assist you in this endeavor; it's designed that way.

Honestly, people like you that slander those of us in the ex-gay community are direct pawns of Satan working to tempt us back to our former sin and the stoked fires of Hell. Occasionally, you people are even able to harass and upset me enough into almost thinking I still desire a bit of "lady business". While I know it's simply the illusions of the devil, his trickery has succeeded in reducing me to tears more than once, and I have often spent days locked in my prayer closet on account of it. Are you proud of yourselves for these accomplishments?

Just know that your hatred for us is more than mutual. My hate for you and all other unsaved trash is as strong as my love for Christ and His Gospel. You might kick us, spit on us, attempt to sow doubt, and make us cry, but you will never shake our faith. We are True Christians™ and you are unwelcome here.

You have no idea how much I personally delight in the eternal torment that awaits you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Being a vagitarian causes queerness, I know that. Eating stuff like "tofoo" and such.

Also it turns out that meixicans are all queer.