[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:



41. Twinkies! That little yellow lasso-swingin' "cowboy" is filled with "creme" and ready to tie you down and abuse you as his plaything!



And just check out his sissy friends! They look like the Hostess version of the Village People, for crying out loud! The Happy Ho-Homo and Captain Cupcake are waiting to tag-team you with chocolate lust! The Fruit Pie Magician wants to make his "rabbit" disappear! They are all waiting to get you high on sugar and pump you full of their sticky sweetness in a creme-filled orgy of depravity!

I'm going to go pray now. Or maybe have a snack.

[SUV]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

40. Snowball fights. (Some of the participants "throw like a girl")

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Owning small dogs like poodles and yorkies.

So gay!

Couldn't agree more sister.

Then there's

37. owning or riding or just liking Shetland Ponies,
38. pogo sticks
39. Bucksfizz.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Owning small dogs like poodles and yorkies.

So gay!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

35. Englebert Humperdinck. If you say the name three times, you begin obsessing over wild homosexual orgies in the cabs of 18-wheelers at truck stops.

Please kids, don't try this at home!

[Nobar King]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

Let's not forget:
34. Super Mario

[Jeeps4Salvation]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

31. I think we can add pastel colored towels to the list.
32 Eating Sherbert - it's pastel colored too
33. Watching Don Johnson on Miami Vice (or Magnum PI with the sound off)

[SUV]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

#30 - Christmas Shopping

That's right, I said Christmas Shopping. All the Shoppers themselves are homer!s and also that halfwit, beady-eyed Security Guard who refuses to help tackle the problem (where have I seen that hideous face before?!!)

Yesterday I saw a "Man" stop in front of the pastel-colored towel section - and he looked Straight at them! When he saw me glaring at him he pretended he'd only stopped to be putting his Cell Phone away. (Yeah! RIGHT!)

I alerted Security. Did this Security Guard CARE? No. Looked like a Prancy Nancy himself, Truth be told. I personally had to yank Children away by their collars who were within 20' of this prevert.

And do you think their "Mothers" thanked me, either?

It's enough for a Baptist Lady to consider swearing off Shopping altogether

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

28. Anything Euro

Even euronating?

[Hank]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

28. Anything Euro
29. (guy in above pic reminded me) Mili Vanili

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

21. Barbra Streisand
22. Paris and France in general.
23 Anal probes in hospitals.
24. Suppositories.
25. The Euroviosion Song Contest.
26. Imitating English Accents.
27. Being a member of a Royal Family is also high risk.

[Bryan Tamariki]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

16. John Waters movies.

17. Disco music.

18. Sesame Street.

19. Soccer.

20. As a man, drinking any cold beverage that isn't a beer.

[Nobar King]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

11) any car that has a stick shift (and all sports cars)

I'm not sure about this one. Many cars with manual transmission are a blessing to drive. A bonus is that the stick is there to keep your other hand busy while you're driving.

Automatic transmission is for women so they don't cause too many accidents.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

15. Hot guys.

Cause that's just not right. Why are they trying to lead us into sin?

When I first saw this young negro buck, I had to spend a day and a half in the prayer closet.

[Jeeps4Salvation]

Re: Things that cause homosexuality:

13. Airport Bathrooms
Last Saturday I read someone's facebook post that said they were
measuring 15 inches and counting at Reagan International Airport in DC.
Disgusting!

14. Becoming a Congressional Page

They are the Devil's puppets