Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

[Jeb Thurmond]

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UPDATE! SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!


Dear Friends,

Nintendo has released a new video game for it's "Wii" system called "Super Mario Galaxies". At first glance, the video game seems like an innocent bit of fun, a nice way to keep the kids inside, and therefore away from the legions of drug-pushers, pedophiles, and terrorists that lurk in America's parks, schools, and pretty much everywhere outside of gated communities.

On closer inspection, however, it becomes obvious that this game is just another homosexual recruiting tool made by the neo-sodomites of Ninendo, from that cesspool of cultural pollution, Japan.

I would go into more graphic detail about the horrors contained in this example of secular-tolerance-run-amuck, but here's some screenshots from the game that make my case better than anything I can write:




Here is the cover art that comes on the box. Note that Mario is not only portrayed as gay, but as "bottom" gay:



Here is the concept art for the game:



Mario also may not be as explicit as rap music in it's pro-drug propaganda, but the messages are there: Mario gains strength by eating "Magic Mushrooms" and bright poppies, the flowers which heroin is made from. No doubt the use of drugs is intended to dull the pain children suffer while being sodomized.

Friends, the homosexual agenda must be stopped! We have tried tolerance. We have tried to "see it their way". We have prayed that it would "just be a fad". But it's not. They're here, they're queer, and they want your children!






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• ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"
• Gametard veteran attacks the Holy KJV!
• HALO III: Recruiting Muslims and pagans
• PROOF that Yu-gi-oh leads to human sacrifice!
• Sex in Video Game Makes Waves Through Industry
• Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii
• Pray for McCain-Lieberman: the ultimate anti-gamer administration!

[Virginia D. Templeton]

BREAKING NEWS!

A subliminal message that CONVINCES CHILDREN THEY ARE HOMOSEXUALS has been found on the cover of "Super Mario Galaxy."

This means that our youth will be turned into sodomites without even having to play the game!

See it for yourself. The design has been rendered in monochrome in this picture except for the letters which are touching starsâ€"the message is unmistakable!

[Jeb Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton

"U R MR GAY" there it is, clear as day. And look at the other perversions in this image: note the sparkling stuff that is flowing from Mario's rectum: is this a "creampie" image, with Mario's bottom overflowing with "fairy dust"? Or is it some sort of enema reference?

And look at the lower-righthand-corner, right above the Nintendo logo, where you will see an object entering what is clearly a rectum.

And look at the Wii logo, it is clearly a reference to double-penetration. the W looks like the backbone of a skinny "twink" bending over, while the two...Other objects....Are so obvious I don't even have to mention it.



Update: As usual, our standing for morality has resulted in our being persecuted by the enemies of family values. One particular slur that is thrown at us a lot is "extremist". READ THIS IF YOU THINK WE ARE EXTREME.

Another Update: Now the Jews have joined the Japanese Jihad against the American family. They too are making video games for the unAmerican anti-family Wii system. Take a look at this concept video for a game currently under development:

[Thorgald]

and i can take a random number of letters from any page on this board and firmly state that you people worship Satan. does that make it so? no ofcourse not.

when will you people actually learn? first it was the oh so dreaded rock and roll, then it was the blasphemous dancing and now the game companies are trying to turn all the children in to gays. for what reason may i ask?

what profit would they ever get from making kids turn gay? do gays play games more then straight people? no they actually play less games then us straight people do. so a financial profit is surely not it.

don't you people have better ways to spend your time other then trying to save the world from things that is clearly not real.

dont get me wrong. i'm all for making he world a happy place. but isn't there enough REAL threats out there? do you have to make things up to?

i don't really expect this post to be allowed to stay as i clearly do not agree with you. but atleast give it 1 second of thought. i'm quite certain you wont lose your spot in heaven because of it.

i'l pop by later on to see if you actually dare to take the argument or not and actually discuss this (and by discussion i actually mean just that, not random quotes from the Bible). i don't expect it but i hope so.

and no, i'm not gay.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Thorgald

and i can take a random number of letters from any page on this board and firmly state that you people worship Satan. does that make it so? no ofcourse not.

when will you people actually learn? first it was the oh so dreaded rock and roll, then it was the blasphemous dancing and now the game companies are trying to turn all the children in to gays. for what reason may i ask?

what profit would they ever get from making kids turn gay? do gays play games more then straight people? no they actually play less games then us straight people do. so a financial profit is surely not it.

don't you people have better ways to spend your time other then trying to save the world from things that is clearly not real.

dont get me wrong. i'm all for making he world a happy place. but isn't there enough REAL threats out there? do you have to make things up to?

i don't really expect this post to be allowed to stay as i clearly do not agree with you. but atleast give it 1 second of thought. i'm quite certain you wont lose your spot in heaven because of it.

i'l pop by later on to see if you actually dare to take the argument or not and actually discuss this (and by discussion i actually mean just that, not random quotes from the Bible). i don't expect it but i hope so.

and no, i'm not gay.

Mr. Mathias, as a True Christian™ Pastor, I assure you that we have more experience in all things demonic than you might. We know what causes normal people (yes, even babies!) to turn queer. It is our Christian duty to help steer depraved scum away from Godless eurotrash perversion and back towards Christ's Saving Grace.

Have you ever even opened a Bible, Matty? Do you know what awaits you if you continue in your depravity? Eternal damnation, that's what!

[Jeb Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Thorgald

when will you people actually learn? first it was the oh so dreaded rock and roll,

Woe to them . . . that chant to the sound of the viol, and invent to themselves instruments of music -Amos 6:1-5

Rock and Roll is just as deadly today as it was when it first spawned. Here's is a search for rock-related articles.

then it was the blasphemous dancing

Which is still dirty. Articles about Dancing.

and now the game companies are trying to turn all the children in to gays. for what reason may i ask?

Does "Remember Pearl Harbor" mean anything to you? They failed to defeat us in battle, so they have to wipe us out by other means.

dont get me wrong. i'm all for making he world a happy place. but isn't there enough REAL threats out there?

You consider that the destruction of the family, and of the Greatest Nation on Earth, to not be a REAL threat?

"I have known few homosexuals who did not practice their tendencies. Such people are sinning against God and will lead to the ultimate destruction of the family and our nation. I am unalterably opposed to such things, and will do everything I can to restrict the freedom of these people..." --Pat Robertson owner of the 3rd largest cable media empire and head of the 1.7 million member Christian Coalition, the most powerful lobbying group in the United States.

You don't consider terrorist attacks like 9/11 to be a REAL threat?

"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way - all of them who have tried to secularize America - I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen'."
-- Rev. Jerry Falwell, Sept. 13, 2001

and no, i'm not gay.

So how do you know if gays play less video games?

[Blane Rissom]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Woe to them . . . that chant to the sound of the viol, and invent to themselves instruments of music -Amos 6:1-5

Rock and Roll is just as deadly today as it was when it first spawned. Here's is a search for rock-related articles.



Which is still dirty. Articles about Dancing.



Does "Remember Pearl Harbor" mean anything to you? They failed to defeat us in battle, so they have to wipe us out by other means.



You consider that the destruction of the family, and of the Greaest Nation on Earth, to not be a REAL threat?

"I have known few homosexuals who did not practice their tendencies. Such people are sinning against God and will lead to the ultimate destruction of the family and our nation. I am unalterably opposed to such things, and will do everything I can to restrict the freedom of these people..." --Pat Robertson owner of the 3rd largest cable media empire and head of the 1.7 million member Christian Coalition, the most powerful lobbying group in the United States.

You don't consider terrorist attacks like 9/11 to be a REAL threat?

"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way - all of them who have tried to secularize America - I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen'."
-- Rev. Jerry Falwell, Sept. 13, 2001



So how do you know if gays play less video games?

Sir, I've played Super Mario Galaxy, and I can assure you, there's nothing homosexual about it. Mario never even bends over in the game! While I do agree that the message in the title IS legit, You can't take that out on the entire game! The game was released before anyone even figured out the message.. But the reason you can't blame Nintendo is because only a few artists work on cover art, just a FEW. If anything, it's just an inside joke to them.

And don't start pulling those quotes out on me, if you aren't willing to give me your opinion, then I'm through here.

~Blane.

[2fast2foolish15]

I have played it too, and there is nothing questionable in it. Those letters are coincidence, and that is it.

Blane's status: "unsaved trash" is not accurate. God loves us unconditionally, no matter what, but it is only when we become a Christian that we accept it.
So not being a Christian doesn't make people trash, it just means they are unsaved. So you can stop the "if it is not in scripture, it is demonic" idea (one of you're own users said that.).

But if that comment about scripture/demonic is true, then we are all demonic, because none of us are mentioned in the Bible.

So Blane, God loves you, and He always will. But it is your choice to accept it. And trust me, it will be the most wild ride of your life!

[Nobar King]

You certainly do not study statistics. There is no way that that message was coded out of what you call 'co-incidence'. Nintendo clearly has a homo-propaganda bias. It has been proven. Just because you are too stupid or fanned-out to see the truth does not make it false. Grow up! (I mean that literally!) Nothing good comes from playing those games. You just become more of an ignoramus.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by 2fast2furious15

I have played it too, and there is nothing questionable in it. Those letters are coincidence, and that is it.

Blane's status: "unsaved trash" is not accurate. God loves us unconditionally, no matter what, but it is only when we become a Christian that we accept it.
So not being a Christian doesn't make people trash, it just means they are unsaved. So you can stop the "if it is not in scripture, it is demonic" idea (one of you're own users said that.).

Friend,

We are ALL hideous, disgusting being who deserve eternal torment for the crime of existing. This is the central message of The Bible. Only by telling God we are sorry for the way we are can we earn His love and spared the punishment we so richly deserve. Yes God damns and punishes people, takes vengeance on them and it righteous because we humans deserve it. If you ask me being submerged in a lake of fire and raped by viscous demons for all eternity is better than the unsaved deserve and another sign of God’s glorious unlimited love. AMEN!

Do understand I and none of my brethren are exempt from this judgment. However we have done the right thing. Taken responsibility and turned are lives over to Jesus and accepted Him as our Savior. Me personally I was a Catholic before I became a Christian. Can you imagine a Catholic being allowed into Heaven? Of course not! PRAISE The Lord He showed me THE ONE TRUE WAY to SALVATION! GLORY!

Now Jesus commands me to help as many people as possible to be SAVED. Super Mario Brothers can’t save you from Hell, only Christ can! PRAISE!