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  • GodIsAlmighty
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 184

    #61
    Re: How To Stop My Son From Looking At Gay Porn?

    Originally posted by mcwyffe View Post
    What a disturbed child. You should rid him on the internet.
    Again with that argument. But how will that rid him of his disturbance? Not only that, but he directly disobeyed his father. whose to say he won't at any night sneak out and disgrace his family name by doing something horrid? he's given us no reason to believe he wouldn't. obviously the only sensible thing to do is to kill him, for his sake as well as the family's.
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    • Sir Oral Essex III
      Unsaved trash, Foreign fool
      • Jan 2010
      • 44

      #62
      Re: How To Stop My Son From Looking At Gay Porn?

      Originally posted by GodIsAlmighty View Post
      Again with that argument. But how will that rid him of his disturbance? Not only that, but he directly disobeyed his father. whose to say he won't at any night sneak out and disgrace his family name by doing something horrid? he's given us no reason to believe he wouldn't. obviously the only sensible thing to do is to kill him, for his sake as well as the family's.
      I had a cousin once that was required to throttle his son for glancing at the legs of a young waitress at an establishment we used to frequent as younger men.

      While the throttling was very severe, it became an incredible beating when we returned to the place last week, only to find out that the young women the boy was oogling was actually a man. You see, it was one of those interesting places where the servers dress in funny attire, as if it's that Satanic holiday every day of the week. So the "waitress" was actually a waiter. We were all incredibly disturbed and disgusted and I'm sure you would agree, justified in this position.

      I will leave it as this: The young boy still has his "membership" in tact, but it is not at all functionable, nor can he speak without drooling down his chin.

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      • Grace Is Not Gone
        Unsaved trash, suspected poof
        • Jan 2010
        • 32

        #63
        Re: How To Stop My Son From Looking At Gay Porn?

        Originally posted by Sir Oral Essex III View Post
        I had a cousin once that was required to throttle his son for glancing at the legs of a young waitress at an establishment we used to frequent as younger men.

        While the throttling was very severe, it became an incredible beating when we returned to the place last week, only to find out that the young women the boy was oogling was actually a man. You see, it was one of those interesting places where the servers dress in funny attire, as if it's that Satanic holiday every day of the week. So the "waitress" was actually a waiter. We were all incredibly disturbed and disgusted and I'm sure you would agree, justified in this position.

        I will leave it as this: The young boy still has his "membership" in tact, but it is not at all functionable, nor can he speak without drooling down his chin.
        A righteous response to a truly Satanic experience. I commend your bravery to do what is right.

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        • GOD=life
          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 3263

          #64
          Re: How To Stop My Son From Looking At Gay Porn?

          Originally posted by janah.the.elven.ninja.pirate View Post
          The ones that are "true christians" or whatever-the-piffle will just supress it because their taught that it's "wrong" when it isn't.
          It is God's thought. God did not "okay, you can do whatever dirty thing you want with your body".

          Do you have a Bible nearby?
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          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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          • Ih8NonXtianStuff
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2010
            • 2

            #65
            Re: How To Stop My Son From Looking At Gay Porn?

            Dig out one of his eyes and pull the frontal lobe of his brain our of his skull with a spoon. That is were the queer resides. He will be okay

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263

              #66
              Re: How To Stop My Son From Looking At Gay Porn?

              He has to pluck out his eye himself. That would be better. Otherwise he'd have 1 eye left and still have to pluck out an eye. Then he'll be blind.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22
              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • Alonsus Faox
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jan 2010
                • 10

                #67
                Re: How To Stop My Son From Looking At Gay Porn?

                Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                He has to pluck out his eye himself. That would be better. Otherwise he'd have 1 eye left and still have to pluck out an eye. Then he'll be blind.

                Truly, this is the path to his own salvation. We are but messengers of the word of God and it is by their own repentance shall they see the light of God. He may be blind physically, but that is only a small mortal price to pay, as he will see far more greater things in which the eye cannot see.
                "Come my child, come into my room and we shall speak of Godly things.."

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                • H. Montague Worthington
                  True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2716

                  #68
                  Re: How To Stop My Son From Looking At Gay Porn?

                  It's probably not the boy's fault. It is nearly impossible to avoid homo porn these days. Nevertheless, gouging out the eyes is probably the safest route.

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                  • SpiritInMan
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 25

                    #69
                    Re: How To Stop My Son From Looking At Gay Porn?

                    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:13 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die. Deuteronomy 17:5

                    Now brother I am not condoning stoning your son, But I do think that maybe you could have a sort of a practice session about stoning with him, What I did with my son was to blindfold him and threw onions at him. Until he repented..
                    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:13 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die. Deuteronomy 17:5

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                    • GodIsAlmighty
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 184

                      #70
                      Re: How To Stop My Son From Looking At Gay Porn?

                      Originally posted by SpiritInMan View Post
                      If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:13 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die. Deuteronomy 17:5

                      Now brother I am not condoning stoning your son, But I do think that maybe you could have a sort of a practice session about stoning with him, What I did with my son was to blindfold him and threw onions at him. Until he repented..
                      Or better yet rather than blind him make him gouge his eyes out, and then throw the onions. See, I knew we could find a middle ground .
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                      • PIFRMCNZ
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 8

                        #71
                        Re: How To Stop My Son From Looking At Gay Porn?

                        I will raise my hand and say that I used to read a form of gay pornography called yaoi and yuri.
                        Before you judge me however read the rest of my post.
                        I would say the appropriate punishment would be removal of his internet and a forced reading of the bible, if then does not see himself how badly he has wronged and punishes himself then more drastic measure of punishment are suitable, I am simply trying to keep you on the right side of the law while providing a way to save your son

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                        • GOD=life
                          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 3263

                          #72
                          Re: How To Stop My Son From Looking At Gay Porn?

                          Originally posted by PIFRMCNZ View Post
                          reading of the Bible
                          Mind the caps
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22
                          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • Dirk
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 1425

                            #73
                            Re: How To Stop My Son From Looking At Gay Porn?

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            If we were living in a godly country where the KJV replaced the constitution, his penalty would be clearly stoning.

                            Since we can't do that, take him before your church and tell them what he did. Nothing cures a homer more than a good public shaming. Maybe instead of rocks, you could encourage the members of your congregation to throw rotten fruits and vegetables.

                            YIC,

                            Levi
                            I like stoning, it's a great punishment that the Lord gave us. We should put it on our constitution.

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                            • Benedict A. Davis
                              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 3900

                              #74
                              Re: How To Stop My Son From Looking At Gay Porn?

                              Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                              I like stoning, it's a great punishment that the Lord gave us. We should put it on our constitution.
                              Stoning is an old punishment for an old crime. I would agree with you that it should have been put in the constitution.
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                              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                              • Dirk
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 1425

                                #75
                                Re: How To Stop My Son From Looking At Gay Porn?

                                Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                                Stoning is an old punishment for an old crime. I would agree with you that it should have been put in the constitution.
                                The good old days, it really teaches people that some things are not done!

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