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  • True Disciple
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    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Originally posted by Bonghead View Post
    Hey you know what, you're european too.Someday some stupid shithead family like yours decided to emigrate to the US.
    In your case probably some piffletard incest couple
    No, you're wrong.
    God's people were Europeans until the sixteenth century, when God began giving the Promised Land(tm) (America) to His Chosen People(tm), after killing the unworthy Red Men with smallpox and making His Chosen People(tm) win their Godly wars against the Red Men.
    However, there were some people in Europe who hated God, and stayed behind. These are the modern-day Europeans, and God has punished them with two World Wars, and now gives this homo-infested hellhole over to the Arabiac immigrants, as even the Arabiacs weren't as evil and depraved as the Europeans.
    In the meantime, God's People(tm) have prospered in the Promised Land(tm) of America. These are the Modern Day Americans, the only country where God's Commandments are still being upheld largely. The most righteous among the Americans are the Baptists, and the most righteous among the Baptists are the Landover Baptists, possibly the only church in America where God's Word(tm) is still obeyed in every respect, including the parts that do not make you feel good.

    Does that clear things up?

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  • Bonghead
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    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
    She must be a European which means she's a communist so Jesus doesn't approve and neither do I. I'll have to look her up and see what the fuss all about.
    Hey you know what, you're european too.Someday some stupid shithead family like yours decided to emigrate to the US.
    In your case probably some fucktard incest couple

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  • Brother Helge
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    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Originally posted by Christian Goth View Post
    And is it true that Lady GaGa is really a hermaphrodite?
    Yes it is.
    There are pictures available on the net, but I refuse to pollute this forum with links to such abominations.

    But have no fear sister, God the almighty will punish her for her sinful and degenerated lifestyle. Glory!

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Originally posted by Christian Goth View Post
    Since when did music have anything to do with sexuality?
    You must be kidding. Did you ever listen to any popmusic? It's almost all filth.

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  • True Disciple
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    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Originally posted by Christian Goth View Post
    Since when did music have anything to do with sexuality?
    Look up the etymology of "rock n roll:"

    rock 'n' roll noun ref. to a specific style of popular music is attested from 1954, from rock (v.2) + roll (v.). The verbal phrase had been a Black Eng. euphemism for "sexual intercourse," used in popular dance music lyrics and song titles since at least the 1934s. Shortened form rock first attested 1957.
    That's where rock and pop music come from. Now go burn your records and accept Christ!

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  • Victorian Christian
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    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Since when did music have anything to do with sexuality?
    And is it true that Lady GaGa is really a hermaphrodite?

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  • True Disciple
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    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Originally posted by Zurosiel View Post
    Better than having both a peepee and a vagoo.
    It doesn't matter at all. Hellbound is hellbound, so Lady Gaga and Gaahl will burn together in Hell for eternity.

    And besides, the difference is futile, as Gaahl is a prancing homosexual, like all metal fans, by the way.

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  • Zurosiel
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    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Normal band???? You call this:
    A Norwegian black metal band

    With tracks like this:
    Procreating Satan

    Normal????
    Better than having both a tallywhacker and a cooter.
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-28-2010, 12:25 AM. Reason: profanities edited

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Originally posted by Zurosiel View Post
    Let's see...

    Hermaphrodite, one one hand, normal band on the other...

    Okay.
    Normal band???? You call this:
    A Norwegian black metal band

    With tracks like this:
    Procreating Satan

    Normal????

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  • Zurosiel
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    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Gorgoroth is just as bad as L GG. You disgust me!
    Let's see...

    Hermaphrodite, one one hand, normal band on the other...

    Okay.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Originally posted by Zurosiel View Post
    They sure do.
    That is good to know. What is that picture you are using as avatar if I may ask?

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Originally posted by Zurosiel View Post
    My younger sister bought a Lady Gaga CD. I made her do the right thing and let her burn it.

    As her older brother, I can never let her listen to this filth as I love her too much.

    I gave her my Gorgoroth CD instead to cheer her up.
    Gorgoroth is just as bad as L GG. You disgust me!

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  • Zurosiel
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    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    I do not know these. Do they sing about Jesus?
    They sure do.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Originally posted by Zurosiel View Post
    I gave her my Gorgoroth CD instead to cheer her up.
    I do not know these. Do they sing about Jesus?

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  • Zurosiel
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    Re: Lady GaGa!

    My younger sister bought a Lady Gaga CD. I made her do the right thing and let her burn it.

    As her older brother, I can never let her listen to this filth as I love her too much.

    I gave her my Gorgoroth CD instead to cheer her up.

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