Originally posted by Bonghead
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God's people were Europeans until the sixteenth century, when God began giving the Promised Land(tm) (America) to His Chosen People(tm), after killing the unworthy Red Men with smallpox and making His Chosen People(tm) win their Godly wars against the Red Men.

However, there were some people in Europe who hated God, and stayed behind. These are the modern-day Europeans, and God has punished them with two World Wars, and now gives this homo-infested hellhole over to the Arabiac immigrants, as even the Arabiacs weren't as evil and depraved as the Europeans.

In the meantime, God's People(tm) have prospered in the Promised Land(tm) of America. These are the Modern Day Americans, the only country where God's Commandments are still being upheld largely. The most righteous among the Americans are the Baptists, and the most righteous among the Baptists are the Landover Baptists, possibly the only church in America where God's Word(tm) is still obeyed in every respect, including the parts that do not make you feel good.
Does that clear things up?



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