[Deaner]

Re: Masterbation

So do others.

Well if the other books say God wrote the Bible then what's the problem?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masterbation

Well if the other books say God wrote the Bible then what's the problem?

Take a deep breath and try again. The other books also say that they are written by god.

[Deaner]

Re: Masterbation

Take a deep breath and try again. The other books also say that they are written by god.

For crying out loud girl; why are you going around denying His existence then?

[Talitha]

Re: Masterbation

I feel in my heart that Dances with Joy is drawing closer to The Lord.
Praise!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masterbation

For crying out loud girl; why are you going around denying His existence then?

Other holy books from othre religions claim to be written by the gods of those religions. The fact that a book contains text that claims to be the words of a god does not make it so, whether that book is yours or that of another faith.
How many times DID you get dropped on your head as a baby?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masterbation

I feel in my heart that Dances with Joy is drawing closer to The Lord.
Praise!!

I believe (and disbelieve) in all gods equally.

[Talitha]

Re: Masterbation

I believe (and disbelieve) in all gods equally.

That kinda makes no sense.
However, I still feel that the Lord is entering you and there is hope for your Saviour.
Hey.... Can we be friends? I can tell you all about Jesus and other really cool stuff!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masterbation

That kinda makes no sense.
However, I still feel that the Lord is entering you and there is hope for your Saviour.
Hey.... Can we be friends? I can tell you all about Jesus and other really cool stuff!!

Sure. But no one enters me except my beloved.

[Talitha]

Re: Masterbation

Sure. But no one enters me except my beloved.

You say that now Sister, but you just wait............
wait until Jesus starts nudging you with His Love.
You'll feel his warmth. You'll feel His Love. You'll WANT Him to enter you.

Why, I'm getting dizzy just talking about HIM.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masterbation

You say that now Sister, but you just wait............
wait until Jesus starts nudging you with His Love.
You'll feel his warmth. You'll feel His Love. You'll WANT Him to enter you.

Why, I'm getting dizzy just talking about HIM.

Maybe you should go take a cold shower.

[Talitha]

Re: Masterbation

Maybe you should go take a cold shower.

Now, now! Let's not be having any of that Lezbeen stuff spoken here.
I was just starting to like you too

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masterbation

Now, now! Let's not be having any of that Lezbeen stuff spoken here.
I was just starting to like you too

I was not offering to join you. I just thought it might cure your "dizziness."

[Talitha]

Re: Masterbation

I was not offering to join you. I just thought it might cure your "dizziness."

I don't need any other cure! Jesus IS the cure!!
Being touched by Jesus, especially in those .... you know.... places..... would make even the most radical Atheist all weak at the knees.
NO!
I need MORE Jesus.
You need to let HIM enter you. You need to let His Love wash all over you. Shower you with His Love if you will.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Homer "jeffgothro" asks about the M-activity [re-titled by LL

A little off topic, so please forgive me for that and the fact if I seem a bit naive and confused here, but I was at this penticostal church and I spoke to them about my masterbation addiction and they told me that God kills a kitten everytime I bust a nut. And whats even worse is they said I would burn in hell for it, especially if I let my spunk come in contact with the ground. Is there any truth to this?

Well, your first step might be to spell it masturbation, dear.
And you sound awfully worried about the opinions of people who seem to believe that yodelling in a fairish imitation of 'Xena, Warrior Princess' is communicating with a higher being.

Do you guys have like a "home" tupperware thing-a-ma-jiggy kit that can be purchased from LBC. And if not, can I make my own do-it-yourself "seed catcher"? Do I need to report to that church lady Brother Hardwick spoke of, and if so, cant I just report electronically like in an email.

Thanks,

Jeff

Well, being a Pagan myself, I wouldn't know what 'home seed kits' they have, however, unless you have a turkey baster on hand and a woman looking to use it within the next ten minutes after you spank the monkey, that seed is pretty much doomed.

Ok, time to get serious.
Masturbation is a normal human thing to do. It's only in the bible that it's taught as a sin. Who is one harming if they do that? No one. And as for their claims of soul-killing, which is ridiculous in itself as the sperm does not hold a soul, if guys don't spank the monkey, no doubt their body would release those little swimmers another way. Nocturnal emissions, for instance.

I need MORE Jesus.
You need to let HIM enter you. You need to let His Love wash all over you. Shower you with His Love if you will.

Again with that....??

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masterbation

I don't need any other cure! Jesus IS the cure!!
Being touched by Jesus, especially in those .... you know.... places..... would make even the most radical Atheist all weak at the knees.
NO!
I need MORE Jesus.
You need to let HIM enter you. You need to let His Love wash all over you. Shower you with His Love if you will.

God Bless and Keep you Sister T, for doing your level best to offer the Good News about Jesus to this harlot. But she is busy diddling herself and doing satan's bidding by encouraging others to follow suit. Like all unsaved trash, she imagines herself invincible and able to engage in any form of perversion that occurs to her.

I will pray for your efforts Sister. She needs a good stiff Holy Ghost enema in my opinion.