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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    Polacks to Probe Queer Twinks

    In a move sure to please yet befuddle Jesus, the "government" of Poland has decided to launch a probe on whether the late liberal Rev. Jerry Falwell was right about that Teletubbies show. I have long felt that rampant sodomy and its entailing perverted lifestyle is the single biggest issue facing the Polacks. 100 years of communist overlords will do that to a country.

    Poland to probe if Teletubbies are gay

    WARSAW (Reuters) - Poland's conservative government took its drive to curb what it sees as homosexual propaganda to the small screen on Monday, taking aim at Tinky Winky and the other Teletubbies.

    Ewa Sowinska, government-appointed children rights watchdog, told a local magazine published on Monday she was concerned the popular BBC children's show promoted homosexuality.

    She said she would ask psychologists to advise if this was the case.

    In comments reminiscent of criticism by the late U.S. evangelist Jerry Falwell, she was quoted as saying: "I noticed (Tinky Winky) has a lady's purse, but I didn't realize he's a boy."

    "At first I thought the purse would be a burden for this Teletubby ... Later I learned that this may have a homosexual undertone."

    Poland's rightist government has upset human rights groups and drawn criticism within the European Union by apparent discrimination against homosexuals.

    Polish Education Minister Roman Giertych has proposed laws sacking teachers who promote "homosexual lifestyle" and banning "homo-agitation" in schools.

    But in a sign that the government wants to distance itself from Sowinska's comments, Parliamentary Speaker Ludwig Dorn said he had warned her against making public comments "that may turn her department into a laughing stock."
    No, we wouldn't want Poland to be seen as a laughing stock, now would we? Maybe if they found a way to purge their country of homers, people would stop laughing....
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #2
    Re: Polacks to Probe Queer Twinks

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    In a move sure to please yet befuddle Jesus, the "government" of Poland has decided to launch a probe on whether the late liberal Rev. Jerry Falwell was right about that Teletubbies show. I have long felt that rampant sodomy and its entailing perverted lifestyle is the single biggest issue facing the Polacks. 100 years of communist overlords will do that to a country.



    No, we wouldn't want Poland to be seen as a laughing stock, now would we? Maybe if they found a way to purge their country of homers, people would stop laughing....

    To think that anyone would take anything Jerry Falwell said seriously...
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • nikilds
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • May 2007
      • 164

      #3
      Re: Polacks to Probe Queer Twinks

      Those monsters are definitely queerer than your average uncle.

      As the late great Rev. Falwell noted - Tinky Winky wore a purse and is a boy! Tomfoolery!! Also, his upside down triangle on the top of his head is a perversion of the male and female gender symbols. I dont know for sure, buy how could it not be?

      The rest of their names definitely encourage the youth to start idolizing genetalia and queer activity.

      Dipsy? I've heard the secular world term male genetalia as dipsticks before.

      Laa-Laa? The name starts with an "L". Just like lesbian and labia. Outrageous! My future female children do not even need to KNOW things like this exist!

      Po? Sounds like poo to me. And we all know what queers' penises and poo have in common. Yep, they like traveling through the colon.

      The fact that people let their CHILDREN watch smut like this blows my mind!
      And not in the way that Tinky Winky wishes.
      Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
      Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #4
        Re: Polacks to Probe Queer Twinks

        Originally posted by nikilds View Post

        Laa-Laa? The name starts with an "L". Just like lesbian and labia. Outrageous! My future female children do not even need to KNOW things like this exist!

        Since your female children will have labia, they're going to know they exist. They might as well know the proper names for them.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #5
          Re: Polacks to Probe Queer Twinks

          Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
          Since your female children will have labia, they're going to know they exist. They might as well know the proper names for them.
          Friend, her children run a 1 in 4 chance of provoking a negro or slav into raping them at some point in their hypothetical lives. I suppose according to your Leninist logic, that means she should sit them down with a copy of "Japan's Wackiest Rape Scenes" as soon as she's popped them out of the womb?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #6
            Re: Polacks to Probe Queer Twinks

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Friend, her children run a 1 in 4 chance of provoking a negro or slav into raping them at some point in their hypothetical lives. I suppose according to your Leninist logic, that means she should sit them down with a copy of "Japan's Wackiest Rape Scenes" as soon as she's popped them out of the womb?

            Women do not provoke men to rape.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #7
              Re: Polacks to Probe Queer Twinks

              Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
              Women do not provoke men to rape.
              That is another obvious lie forced on society by rabid feminazis like you. Take a look at THIS.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056

                #8
                Re: Polacks to Probe Queer Twinks

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                That is another obvious lie forced on society by rabid feminazis like you. Take a look at THIS.

                How exactly does a story about a grown woman raping a young boy prove your point?
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #9
                  Re: Polacks to Probe Queer Twinks

                  Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                  How exactly does a story about a grown woman raping a young boy prove your point?
                  I'd say that boy was provoked, wouldn't you?

                  The only women who don't ask to be raped, in my experience, are True Christian women. The rest of you are harlots who beg for it.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Old Iron Crotch
                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                    • May 2007
                    • 3056

                    #10
                    Re: Polacks to Probe Queer Twinks

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I'd say that boy was provoked, wouldn't you?

                    The only women who don't ask to be raped, in my experience, are True Christian women. The rest of you are harlots who beg for it.

                    The boy didn't rape anyone.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • nikilds
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2007
                      • 164

                      #11
                      Re: Polacks to Probe Queer Twinks

                      Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                      Women do not provoke men to rape.
                      Uhhh, YES they do!

                      When women go to clubs dressed like hookers, they are advertising their flesh. And isnt rape a result of a lust FOR flesh?
                      So you take a lust filled man.
                      And a flesh exposed woman. . .

                      How did she NOT play a part in the situation?

                      You're wrong.
                      As Satan's followers, ultimately, always will be.



                      PS. Oh, and I do know the correct terminology for all the anatomical parts. And I can only imagine how Satan intimately controls the flow of fluid in your vas deferens.
                      Control yourself, man. Or Satan will do it for you!

                      Praise Jesus and His Followers!
                      Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
                      Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!

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                      • Old Iron Crotch
                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                        • May 2007
                        • 3056

                        #12
                        Re: Polacks to Probe Queer Twinks

                        Originally posted by nikilds View Post
                        Uhhh, YES they do!

                        When women go to clubs dressed like hookers, they are advertising their flesh. And isnt rape a result of a lust FOR flesh?
                        So you take a lust filled man.
                        And a flesh exposed woman. . .

                        Actually, rape is not about lust. If all the rapist wanted was sex, he could find a willing partner or hire a prostitiute. Rape is about force. It's forcing an unwilling person that they get off on, not the sex itself.


                        PS. Oh, and I do know the correct terminology for all the anatomical parts. And I can only imagine how Satan intimately controls the flow of fluid in your vas deferens.
                        Control yourself, man. Or Satan will do it for you!

                        Praise Jesus and His Followers!
                        LOL - I'm not male.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • nikilds
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2007
                          • 164

                          #13
                          Re: Polacks to Probe Queer Twinks

                          I apologize, I thought you were a male hippie since you said you were not feminist even though you sound like Rosie O'Donnell.

                          I think the term "LOL" is very unJesus-like. I've never seen it in the Scriptures. And the term is typically found on highly offensive or vain websites.
                          Laughter, specifically from your type, is offensive in the sight of the Lord.

                          ECCL 7:6
                          6 For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.

                          So, again, you lose.
                          Women who dress like hookers get beaten up and raped like hookers - alas, it is a result of their sin.
                          LOLing and laughter is wrong.
                          The Teletubbies are gay.
                          There is no Santa Claus, only Jesus the Christ.
                          Last edited by nikilds; 05-31-2007, 03:44 PM. Reason: clarification
                          Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
                          Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!

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                          • Old Iron Crotch
                            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                            • May 2007
                            • 3056

                            #14
                            Re: Polacks to Probe Queer Twinks

                            Originally posted by nikilds View Post
                            I apologize, I thought you were a male hippie since you said you were not feminist even though you sound like Rosie O'Donnell.

                            I think the term "LOL" is very unJesus-like. I've never seen it in the Scriptures. And the term is typically found on highly offensive or vain websites.
                            Laughter, specifically from your type, is offensive in the sight of the Lord.

                            ECCL 7:6
                            6 For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.

                            So, again, you lose.
                            Women who dress like hookers get beaten up and raped like hookers - alas, it is a result of their sin.
                            LOLing and laughter is wrong.
                            The Teletubbies are gay.
                            There is no Santa Claus, only Jesus the Christ.
                            You got one right - there is no Santa.
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                            • WilliamJenningsBryan
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 9384

                              #15
                              Re: Polacks to Probe Queer Twinks

                              Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                              You got one right - there is no Santa.
                              Insulting our blessed sister nikilds like that will certainly not garner you any reputation points, Dances with Gerbil. There is adequate proof that virtually all the Teletubbies are vile homers and that they are leading our children down the path to eternal damnation.

                              WARNING: This video depicts horrific and disgusting acts of perversion by the Teletubbies. True Christians™ should view it with caution. Unsaved Trash are going to hell anyway, but this is offered in the hope that they may be shocked into seeing the Light of the Lord.

                              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                              ...and get off my lawn
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