[Butt_knight]

Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty!

every one who is baptist read the bible upside down

[Butt_knight]

Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty!

Would you please refresh my memory?

they read the bible wrong!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty!

yeah, i figured that was the reason. Let's bring the real reason for war: we were told of weapons of mass destruction, yet found nothing as of yet. The real reason: Oil. The U.S. isn't doing it to help themselves, they are doing it to get oil.

The WMD's *were* there. The liberal news shows you watch (anything but Fox News) won't tell you this. Mere days before we invaded, the Iranians moved all of the WMDs over to Syria, which is why we have 3 aircraft carriers sitting on the oceans nearby. By the end of the year, we will have invaded both, mark my words! Of course, Pastor Ezekiel would have more up-to-date information thanks to his uncle Rummy, but I feel that God has spoken to me about this Iran/Syria thing. Praise Jesus, I feel that I should invest even more heavily in Halliburton!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty!

yeah, i figured that was the reason. Let's bring the real reason for war: we were told of weapons of mass destruction, yet found nothing as of yet. The real reason: Oil. The U.S. isn't doing it to help themselves, they are doing it to get oil.

And what exactly is wrong with oil? What do you think is running your computer right now? What does your mommy fry your chicken wings in?

The real reason for this war has been stated repeatedly by our Godly president GWB. It is a war on the islamofascists who hate us because of our freedom.

Personally, I can't wait for GWB and Jesus to turn the middle east into a sheet of glass. Cannuckistan will be next.

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty!

The difference is this: for a Christian to die is glory! He or she is going home to live with Jesus for all eternity! They are martyred for their beliefs -- the few True Christians that are amongst the damned are there to try to save what few souls they can. When God's anger is wrought against the area, they are brought Home to live in their mansion. How hard is that for you to grasp?

yeah, i figured that was the reason. Let's bring the real reason for war: we were told of weapons of mass destruction, yet found nothing as of yet. The real reason: Oil. The U.S. isn't doing it to help themselves, they are doing it to get oil.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty!

Well now, that certainly makes sense, doctor ---

--- the truly saved are swept straightaway to heaven in the crossfire --- to be with the Lord for eternity (praises!)

--- and doubtless feel no physical pain as they are dying either (may Jesus have mercy!)

What a comforting thought for those of the true faith ---

It truly is. Remember:

21For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain.

Well I'll be.... The Bible is spot-on again! Truly He does think of everything!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty!

The difference is this: for a Christian to die is glory! He or she is going home to live with Jesus for all eternity!

Well now, that certainly makes sense, doctor ---

--- the truly saved are swept straightaway to heaven in the crossfire --- to be with the Lord for eternity (praises!)

--- and doubtless feel no physical pain as they are dying either (may Jesus have mercy!)

What a comforting thought for those of the true faith ---

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty!

But, what about the Americans who died because of the Iraqis? You mentioned the Iraqis, but what about the Americans, that, some of them are even Chrisitan? Are you saying they died because they rejected god also? If not, that is pretty hypocritical. One side dies, it's because they reject god. The other side dies, and it's because it is their time.

The difference is this: for a Christian to die is glory! He or she is going home to live with Jesus for all eternity! They are martyred for their beliefs -- the few True Christians that are amongst the damned are there to try to save what few souls they can. When God's anger is wrought against the area, they are brought Home to live in their mansion. How hard is that for you to grasp?

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty!

The Iraqis die of natural causes too, if you think about it: searing hot lead slicing through vital organs. There is always a cause behind the cause though: why is he really dying? Because he rejected God and slaughtered thousands of innocent Americans for no reason. The same is true of the "hurricane" "victims": they died because they hated God, but the secondary cause, if you will, is because they couldn't breath water. Maybe they should have evolved gills as they were drowning

But, what about the Americans who died because of the Iraqis? You mentioned the Iraqis, but what about the Americans, that, some of them are even Chrisitan? Are you saying they died because they rejected god also? If not, that is pretty hypocritical. One side dies, it's because they reject god. The other side dies, and it's because it is their time.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty!

They died in a hurricane, which is a meteorological phenomenon ... this is the only reason they died, because they were in the path of the storm and they drowned or perished in other storm-related accidents ...

The Iraqis die of natural causes too, if you think about it: searing hot lead slicing through vital organs. There is always a cause behind the cause though: why is he really dying? Because he rejected God and slaughtered thousands of innocent Americans for no reason. The same is true of the "hurricane" "victims": they died because they hated God, but the secondary cause, if you will, is because they couldn't breath water. Maybe they should have evolved gills as they were drowning

[Sister Noddy]

Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty!

Not all people in New Orleans and the 9/11 attack were gay. People are not killed by some god because of some "sin". They die because it is the appionted time and place, in my belifs. Death takes those who are ready.

They died in a hurricane, which is a meteorological phenomenon ... this is the only reason they died, because they were in the path of the storm and they drowned or perished in other storm-related accidents ...

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty!

And how can you prove that? Not all people in New Orleans and the 9/11 attack were gay. People are not killed by some god because of some "sin". They die because it is the appionted time and place, in my belifs. Death takes those who are ready.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty!

.........um.....as you put it.....they are dead...also... did you forget to take your pills this morning? ...or did you just run out.
What you posted makes NO SENSE WHAT-SO EVER!! ...they are dead. THEY DON'T HAVE A SAY IN ANYTHING ANYMORE!!!
did you finally go nuts?

They died because of gayness and sodomy is the point I'm trying to make here. What about all the people who will be killed next time God decides to smite America? Do they not have the right to defend themselves by hunting down and slaughtering all the homosexuals they can find?

[GothicDragon (Quarantined)]

Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty!

What about all the people killed in 9/11 or the New Whoreleans disaster? Are they not entitled to a say in all this?

.........um.....as you put it.....they are dead...also... did you forget to take your pills this morning? ...or did you just run out.
What you posted makes NO SENSE WHAT-SO EVER!! ...they are dead. THEY DON'T HAVE A SAY IN ANYTHING ANYMORE!!!
did you finally go nuts?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty!

His sexual orientation is his choice and his alone. stop communicating with him or politely let him know that you think his being gay is wrong. then leave it at that. there is nothing you can do for him, nor do I feel that he would appreciate it if you tried to.

What about all the people killed in 9/11 or the New Whoreleans disaster? Are they not entitled to a say in all this?