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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    Further Evidence That Homers are Violent

    THIS kind of story used to be unheard of, but in these End Times we are seeing more and more cases of queers trying to run each other over with heavy construction equipment.

    Police: Man Used Construction Machine
    In Attempt To Kill After Gay Sex

    Victim Struck Twice By Heavy Equipment

    A man was arrested on attempted murder charges after police said he met a man at a Central Florida bar, engaged in sexual activities with him and tried to run him over with "a large piece of construction machinery."

    Nathaniel David Lundquist, 21, was charged with attempted murder early Thursday morning.

    According to an Osceola County Sheriff's Office report, the incident took place early Saturday morning after the victim said he met Lundquist at Linkester's Tap Room in Polk County and had some drinks. The duo left the bar together at about 2 a.m. with the intent to go to the victim's house, the report stated.

    The men instead drove to Tri-County Road, located off Highway 27, where the men engaged in sexual activities, sheriff's deputies said. Lundquist then said he had to retrieve something, so he got into his car and drove down the road, the report stated.

    According to sheriff's deputies, the victim said that is when a large piece of construction machinery driven by Lundquist came down the road. The victim said he got off the road to avoid it but was struck in the leg and knocked into a ditch, the report showed. The victim told sheriff's deputies that he began screaming for Lundquist to stop and help him, but Lundquist turned the machine around, striking him a second time.

    The victim remained in a ditch near a wooded area, and Lundquist told the man to come out of the woods, according to the report. When the victim refused, Lundquist got in his vehicle and left the area, the report stated.

    The victim said he exited the woods about two hours later, located a worker at Champions Gate golf resort and contacted authorities, according to the sheriff's report.

    Lundquist was arrested and booked in the Polk County Jail.
    I hope this will serve as a lesson to all you unsaved trash lurking out there who are considering taking up the hobby of sodomy. If you chose to play a stranger's skinflute down a dirt road by the power lines, you might find yourself squashed by Jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #2
    Re: Further Evidence That Homers are Violent

    That's very weird, but if your theory was true, then both of those men would have been trying to kill each other. Nope, what you have there is a garden variety psychopath (the one who attempted murder, NOT the victim as you would probably claim).
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #3
      Re: Further Evidence That Homers are Violent

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      That's very weird, but if your theory was true, then both of those men would have been trying to kill each other. Nope, what you have there is a garden variety psychopath (the one who attempted murder, NOT the victim as you would probably claim).
      All homers are victims of sodomy. That's no excuse though. They are still hellbound.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: Further Evidence That Homers are Violent

        Those queers will do anything for kicks, won't they? I mean, women are bad enough, but at least they don't routinely try to chop your manhood off and then run you over with a bulldozer as a postcoital expression of affection.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Virginia Day Templeton
          Christ's Battle Axe
           
          • Dec 2006
          • 2827

          #5
          Re: Further Evidence That Homers are Violent

          The price we pay for our culture's toleration of jazz music keeps getting higher. When will America wake up?
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