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  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716

    #16
    Re: God Sends New Disease To Homers

    I have grown rather tired of the homersexual agenda and their forcing their deathstyle on nomal people. You can't even turn on the television any more without these fags and homers coming into your living room. It's disgusting!

    The time has come for systematic extermination. Our Commander in Chief has been conducting a completely legal program of evesdropping on Americans, assembling their data into a giant database, collating the information, and developing lists of the enemies of the state. So we have the technology to round them up and slaughter them in a delicious frenzy of killing. So let's get at it!!

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    • Remy Lebeau
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      • Sep 2006
      • 2058

      #17
      Re: God Sends New Disease To Homers

      Originally posted by Homersexural View Post
      You mean King David, the gay man?
      Jonathan and David

      Some sinners need to see the Bible with pictures because they are too idiotic to comprehend text(or they are preschool children or nigra). Clearly Jonathan and David love each other which proves they were not homers seeing as we all know homers are incapable of love, only bestial lustful urges devoid of any true feelings.

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      • Joo
        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
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        • Jun 2007
        • 831

        #18
        Re: God Sends New Disease To Homers

        Originally posted by nikilds View Post
        Stoning is sooooo Old Testament. I mean, we ARE Christian. We wont stone you.
        Well actually on the main page, this forum's description says:

        At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you).

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        • nikilds
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          • May 2007
          • 164

          #19
          Re: God Sends New Disease To Homers

          Why thank you Joo, I stand corrected.
          Let me be a lesson to why all women need to be married to a strong, Christian man.
          Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
          Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!

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          • Joo
            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
            • Jun 2007
            • 831

            #20
            Re: God Sends New Disease To Homers

            Originally posted by nikilds View Post
            Why thank you Joo, I stand corrected.
            No problem.

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #21
              Re: God Sends New Disease To Homers

              Originally posted by nikilds View Post
              Why thank you Joo, I stand corrected.
              Let me be a lesson to why all women need to be married to a strong, Christian man.
              Trust me, it's the best think you can ever do! I don't know what sort of addle-brained nonsense I'd be up to right now if it weren't for my husband, Mr. Whitford. Why, it's entirely possible I'd be reading "The Secret" and watching Oprah while eating bonbons! I shudder to even think of it...
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              • Jack
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                • Sep 2006
                • 16

                #22
                Re: God Sends New Disease To Homers

                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                There are women and children reading this forum! Do we need to be subjected to sodomite pornography when we could be reading uplifting stories of King David instead?
                Theres men reading it too
                Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten

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                • Jack
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 16

                  #23
                  Re: God Sends New Disease To Homers

                  Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                  You choose to stuff your pimply tallywacker into another male heathen's feces lined rectum and make squishy noises... ewwwww!!!
                  Yuck, you've done your research. Besides why would anyone want anything going into their rectum? Isn't it a one-way traffic zone?

                  Plenty of heterosexuals do this too, but it is beyond me why they do since they can do 'it' properly.

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