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  • Cole-Regnum
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2010
    • 12

    #1

    I'm a Bisexual Pervert

    Well.....where do I begin.....

    I was baptized when I was about a month old I believe. Raised as a baptist christian, given Sunday school education.... I know more about the old and new testaments than anyone I know.....having read both of them back to front over and over again.

    And I am Bisexual. And I also find sects of this religion repulsive. Especially you retards who cant leave well enough alone.

    No, I dont WANT to be "cured" not of my Bisexuality, nor of my various other "demons"
    You pathetic, whinging, ignorant fucks make me so FUCKING ANGRY!!!
    You wanna kill me for being gay? bi? Whatever? Come do it It lands you in hell according to your miserable book. Then again there are alot of things in there that are contradictory and stupid, so its fitting that stupid people would abide by it.

    I DARE you to go out and follow the bible to the letter. Kill all objectionable children, kill all adulterers, kill all those of us who like to take cock up the arse.

    I despise you people, because you are the imbeciles that give Christianity a bad name. Enjoy Hell.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: I'm Bisexual

    Please calm down.

    You say you have read the Word many times. Why are you angry about it?
    What about God's inerrant Word imprinted to man bothers you?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Nurse Clampett
      Jesus's Favorite Nurse
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 974

      #3
      Re: I'm Bisexual

      Originally posted by Cole-Regnum View Post
      Well.....where do I begin.....


      I DARE you to go out and follow the bible to the letter. Kill all objectionable children, kill all adulterers, kill all those of us who like to take cock up the arse.
      When we get rid of this silly secular Constitution thingy, we plan to do just that!
      Now, off with you before you dribble AIDS all over the place.
      Luke 5:31
      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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      • Cole-Regnum
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Mar 2010
        • 12

        #4
        Re: I'm Bisexual

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        Please calm down.

        You say you have read the Word many times. Why are you angry about it?
        What about God's inerrant Word imprinted to man bothers you?
        What annoys me about it!?

        Where would you like me to begin? The murder or the condemnation of Gays?. I have seen the despicable things people say on this forum. Like that disgusting bigot Percy telling people that its a woman's fault for getting raped.

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        • Nurse Clampett
          Jesus's Favorite Nurse
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 974

          #5
          Re: I'm Bisexual

          Well Colon Rectum, besides spewing hate and informing the congregation of your sodomy, what else do you think to accomplish here?
          Luke 5:31
          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #6
            Re: I'm Bisexual

            Originally posted by Cole-Regnum View Post
            What annoys me about it!?

            Where would you like me to begin? The murder or the condemnation of Gays?. I have seen the despicable things people say on this forum. Like that disgusting bigot Percy telling people that its a woman's fault for getting raped.
            Why does that bother you? It's the Word of God. I don't interpret, I simply follow it Word-for-Blessed-Word.

            Do you have any questions regarding our scriptural accuracy?
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Cole-Regnum
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Mar 2010
              • 12

              #7
              Re: I'm Bisexual

              Oh Colon Rectum! Another fine example of the intelligence and wit that I have come to expect from the christian populace of the internet.

              No I have no questions about the "accuracy" of gods words that were written by an arab 2000 years ago IN THE DESERT!!. I already know all about their accuracy! God's words are not those of a compassionate deity.

              "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
              Then he is not omnipotent.
              Is he able, but not willing?
              Then he is malevolent.
              Is he both able and willing?
              Then whence cometh evil?
              Is he neither able nor willing?
              Then why call him God?"
              - Epicurus

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #8
                Re: I'm Bisexual

                Originally posted by Cole-Regnum View Post
                Oh Colon Rectum! Another fine example of the intelligence and wit that I have come to expect from the christian populace of the internet.

                No I have no questions about the "accuracy" of gods words that were written by an arab 2000 years ago IN THE DESERT!!. I already know all about their accuracy! God's words are not those of a compassionate deity.

                "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
                Then he is not omnipotent.
                Is he able, but not willing?
                Then he is malevolent.
                Is he both able and willing?
                Then whence cometh evil?
                Is he neither able nor willing?
                Then why call him God?"
                - Epicurus

                Yeah, but if you don't believe in Him, you will go to hell. Wouldn't you rather go to heaven with me?

                Revelation 21:8
                But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Cole-Regnum
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 12

                  #9
                  Re: I'm Bisexual

                  No....no I wouldn't. If the people from this site are the ones going to heaven then I would rather burn in agony with the sinners and demons.

                  Defend your degeneracy! Cultists!!

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #10
                    Re: I'm Bisexual

                    Originally posted by Cole-Regnum View Post
                    No....no I wouldn't. If the people from this site are the ones going to heaven then I would rather burn in agony with the sinners and demons.

                    Defend your degeneracy! Cultists!!

                    Defend yours.

                    1 Corinthians 6:9 (YLT)
                    have ye not known that the unrighteous the reign of God shall not inherit? be not led astray; neither whoremongers, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor sodomites,

                    Perhaps you should pull the plank from thine own eye before judging us.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • eternallysaved
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 40

                      #11
                      Re: I'm Bisexual

                      Originally posted by Cole-Regnum View Post
                      No....no I wouldn't. If the people from this site are the ones going to heaven then I would rather burn in agony with the sinners and demons.

                      Defend your degeneracy! Cultists!!
                      Well, I don't mean to spoil what I'm sure is a tremendously proud moment for you, but you'll get what you want.

                      Enjoy the Lake of Fire! Ever stub your toe? Imagine that - FOR ETERNITY.

                      Only ON FIRE.

                      "Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

                      Clear as the day is long, sodomite. As for being bisexual - you won't get a pass on being indecisive. AMEN!
                      James 3:8 (King James) - "But the tongue can no man tame; it is an unruly evil, full of deadly poison."

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                      • Cole-Regnum
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 12

                        #12
                        Re: I'm Bisexual

                        The sheer fact that this Cult and their nonsense doesn't see how wrong and painfully ignorant and out of place desert scratchings from two bloody Milena ago are out of place and out of date.

                        Enjoy your Hole in the ground.


                        I happen to be proud of being a "sodomite" and think that your all quite Ill in the head.

                        Christian Response: YOU ARE SICK IN THE HEAD! DIE SODOMITE!!! ETERNAL PAIN SHALL BE YOURS
                        My Response: Bring the Pain Cultist. You don't even understand the meaning of the word.

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930

                          #13
                          Re: I'm Bisexual

                          Originally posted by Cole-Regnum View Post
                          The sheer fact that this Cult and their nonsense doesn't see how wrong and painfully ignorant and out of place desert scratchings from two bloody Milena ago are out of place and out of date.

                          Enjoy your Hole in the ground.


                          I happen to be proud of being a "sodomite" and think that your all quite Ill in the head.

                          Christian Response: YOU ARE SICK IN THE HEAD! DIE SODOMITE!!! ETERNAL PAIN SHALL BE YOURS
                          My Response: Bring the Pain Cultist. You don't even understand the meaning of the word.

                          I'm sorry, friend but your portion will lie in hell. I love you (not in that way). That's why I try to save you.

                          No amount of internet tough guy act can save you from Jesus' wrath.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • Cole-Regnum
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 12

                            #14
                            Re: I'm Bisexual

                            Originally posted by Cole-Regnum View Post
                            The sheer fact that this Cult and their nonsense doesn't see how wrong and painfully ignorant and out of place desert scratchings from two bloody Milena ago are out of place and out of date.

                            Ergh, failure to write properly. You understand though.....then again.....maybe you don't.....

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                            • Cole-Regnum
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 12

                              #15
                              Re: I'm Bisexual

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              I'm sorry, friend but your portion will lie in hell. I love you (not in that way). That's why I try to save you.
                              Oh no! You don't love me? You don't want to do me up the chuff? Oh no!!! Whatever will I do!!!

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              No amount of internet tough guy act can save you from Jesus' wrath.

                              Hahahahahaha. And no amount of preaching and charity is going to make up for the Pastors who touch little boys.

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