can you cure me of this terrible affliction?

[maus (On Moderation)]

i masterbate to this type of porn
sveral times a day
can you help cure me?

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[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: can you cure me of this terrible affliction?

I'm sure that we can help you, if you are willing to accept it. With Jesus's help, we have cured several disgusting homosexurals like you.

I will have to ask that you refrain from posting pornography on our Godly forum.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[maus (On Moderation)]

Re: can you cure me of this terrible affliction?

but god and jesus are non-existent, i was just asking for your help to cure me because i thought you could

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: can you cure me of this terrible affliction?

I'm really beginning to worry about you, Maus. The fool says in his heart there is no God. How can you be so blind as to not see? For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse. I'm praying for you.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[maus (On Moderation)]

Re: can you cure me of this terrible affliction?

it really annoys me when people capitalize the "m" in my name

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: can you cure me of this terrible affliction?

it really annoys me when people capitalize the "m" in my name

And it really annoys Jesus when you spit in His face, mock Him, and persecute His elect!
And what do you do when you get mad? You throw a hissy fit, get your panties in a bunch, and grind cheetos into the carpet..

But Jesus on the other hand however, well, He usually KILLS those who bugs Him.
So do you really want to get Him mad at you? Think carefully, fool.

[maus (On Moderation)]

Re: can you cure me of this terrible affliction?

And it really annoys Jesus when you spit in His face, mock Him, and persecute His elect!
And what do you do when you get mad? You throw a hissy fit, get your panties in a bunch, and grind cheetos into the carpet..

But Jesus on the other hand however, well, He usually KILLS those who bugs Him.
So do you really want to get Him mad at you? Think carefully, fool.

no, usually when i get angry enough i also send those that ahve angered me to the next life
i guess your "god" and i ahve something in commen then huh?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: can you cure me of this terrible affliction?

That sounds like a threat. This has been reported to the authorities.

I'm not worried in the slightest. We all know that you are a pimply-faced teenager who has never sent anyone to the next life. Also, I have the protection of Jesus and a well-stocked gun cabinet to keep punks like you at bay.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[maus (On Moderation)]

Re: can you cure me of this terrible affliction?

That sounds like a threat. This has been reported to the authorities.

I'm not worried in the slightest. We all know that you are a pimply-faced teenager who has never sent anyone to the next life. Also, I have the protection of Jesus and a well-stocked gun cabinet to keep punks like you at bay.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

so you admit that you would shoot a child?
how very christian of you

[Sister Noddy]

Re: can you cure me of this terrible affliction?

That sounds like a threat. This has been reported to the authorities.

I'm not worried in the slightest. We all know that you are a pimply-faced teenager who has never sent anyone to the next life. Also, I have the protection of Jesus and a well-stocked gun cabinet to keep punks like you at bay.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

And he couldn't spell English either, Pastor! ... it's a disgrace!

[maus (On Moderation)]

Re: can you cure me of this terrible affliction?

And he couldn't spell English either, Pastor! ... it's a disgrace!

i'm going to hell as it is, i do not worry to much about my spelling

[maus (On Moderation)]

Re: can you cure me of this terrible affliction?

i love how when i make a point proving you people wrong you won't allow my posts to be posted

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: can you cure me of this terrible affliction?

i love how when i make a point proving you people wrong you won't allow my posts to be posted

Proving us wrong Now that's a laugh. Mr. Maus, proving the Alpha and the Omega wrong! That's a good one. Friend, if your posts were anything but useless, hate-filled, mind-numbing drivel, you can be sure that we would post them. But as it is, it is a waste of our webspace, and goodness knows that our funds for this board are limited, especially with the price of gas for our Lear jets!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: can you cure me of this terrible affliction?

so you admit that you would shoot a child?
how very christian of you

What would you know about being a Christian?
Is looking at gay porn like you do.. being a Christian?

And you must be some kind of hypocrite retard.. (instead of just a plain retard.)
You claim to kill people, and used such as a threat, so shooting you would be self-defense, child or not.


And as for killing children in general, YES!
The Bible commands us to destroy all unbelievers (Exodus 22:20) child or no, infact we're even encouraged to kill unbelieving babies. (Psalm 137:9)
God does also command us to obey secular law however, so that means we cannot kill you until we've worked politically to change those laws..
But don't you worry, we're working on that 24/6 (no working on the sabbath allowed!) and the day is coming, soon, that Biblical law will once again be the law of this glorious country!
PRAISE!

i love how when i make a point proving you people wrong you won't allow my posts to be posted

Sorry no, as we pretty much thought you were a retarded pre-teen pissant living in your parent's basement - from the second we lay eyes on you..
You surely didn't prove us wrong as we never thought you were a normal True Christian adult to begin with.
I'll admit that you've proven your retardness & uselessness very well however, you sure showed whomever might have thought you normal.

[nikilds]

Re: can you cure me of this terrible affliction?

Well my suggestion to the original poster would be to repent of his messy little "habit". Then start turning his hand's works to the Lord's work!

Once he does that, he will be baiting with the right Master and not mastering the bait to hell.