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    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
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    #16
    Re: WARNING! Ted Haggard at it Again!!!

    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
    I was just wondering why 50 bucks? How did you come up with that number? So say someone payed less it would not count?
    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    Of course, Jesus likes $100 dollar bills better than $50's. But I think we settled on $50 to make it easier for heathens to commence their salvation. Trust me, after a while, our Lord grows tired of stingy contributions and HE has been know to punish penny pinchers.*

    * I am reminded of Genesis CH4:3-5
    Indeed Mother G.

    The actual meaning of "Tithe" is ten percent of your income. Gross, not net. Jesus was clear about expecting a Tithe from us all.

    Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.

    Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.

    Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.


    However, in the case of the poor, Jesus stated that they should give every red cent they have, in order to be more blessed.

    Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

    I'd advise you, as a Pastor, to sell everything you own and send in every penny you can lay your hands on. Jesus will take care of those joos at the hospital, and every other problem you might have, but ONLY if you give Him all your money.

    So you don't forget, click on that Paypal button RIGHT NOW! Praise Jesus! you'll be so glad you did!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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