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  • hayJaysus
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    Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    I was at the Tax Day Tea Party today, brandishing my B. HITLERSEIN OBAMA IS A RACIST NAZI!!!! sign and thinking I couldn't possibly feel more outraged when I noticed my niece Brandi (my sister claimed to have an "appointment" and Brandi has been suspended from school (being a lazy papist, my sister refuses to homeschool her daughter) so I agreed to take her) had a new iPod. Knowing this troubled young unsaved trash girl's history with the devil's music, I ripped it from her hands and listened to the junk coming from the ear pieces.
    Sure enough, it was hardcore rock and roll. A "singer", according to the information on the player's screen, named Justin Bieber.
    Grabbing Brandi by the arm, I hauled her out of there (sorry I had to leave so early, fellow teabaggers) and back to the Whitford estate. Locking her in the guest prayer closet, I powered up the computer, called my husband - Mr. Whitford - to explain the situation so he could remotely log into JesOS and unlock the search engine to allow my Godly investigation, said a prayer and started looking around the internet for information on this Bieber person.

    What I found has shocked me to my very core.

    Justin Bieber is no ordinary rock and roller bent on raging against God. No, he is nothing less than a tool of the homosexual agenda whose sole purpose is to drive our young girls from a righteous existence as help meets for their future husbands and convert them into radical feminazi bulldykes.
    Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

    First, here is the young man in question...



    Right away, you can tell there's something different. He has the long, hippy hair of the typical rock and roller, but despite being 16, his features are still smooth and delicate. In fact, he looks quite... feminine. And young girls are screaming with lust for him!!!
    1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
    6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


    It gets worse. Justin Bieber, the rock and roll sensation who is filling the youth of our nation with filthy thoughts, isn't even American.
    That's right. Justin Bieber is from SOVIET CANUCKISTAN! America's attic - Canada! The frozen tundra that has legalized sodomite "marriage" and is full of nothing but marihuana cigarette smoking blubber munchers! That icy wasteland has become what we've long feared it would - a staging area for a sodomite terrorist invasion with the intent of destroying the most basic foundation of our nation. The American family.

    This should be enough proof, but it doesn't end there. You would look at his last name and as a normal person, you would pronounce it as "Bye-ber". No, his name is pronounced "Bee-ber". Beeber. Sounds very, VERY close - too close to be coincidence - to "Beaver". The national symbol of Soviet Canuckistan and even more damning, a slang term for a certain piece of the female anatomy that should only ever be seen by a woman, her husband, and Jesus!
    Then there is his first name. "Justin". Just in. Justin Bieber. Just in beeber. "Just in beaver"!!!!!!! That SICK subliminal message is being transmitted to your daughters, your nieces, your grandchildren every time they hear or read his name!!!! "Justin Bieber". "Just in beaver". Sodomites and liberals have NO SHAME!!!!!

    The next piece of evidence is the videos. I will not waste your time by showing you more than one.

    WARNING: DO NOT WATCH THE FOLLOWING UNLESS YOU ARE A GOLD TITHER OR ABOVE, AND ONLY WATCH IN THE COMPANY OF OTHER TRUE CHRISTIANS™, ESPECIALLY A PASTOR OR TWO AND NOT WITHOUT AT LEAST A FULL HALF HOUR OF PRAYER BEFOREHAND!

    WARNING 2: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO NOT ONLY FEATURES HARD CORE ROCK AND ROLL, BUT FEATURES A RAPPIST DOING HIS STREET EBONICS "THING"!



    What immediately stands out is how many unsaved youth are gathered in an unchaperoned environment while Justin Bieber works to seduce a young adolescent girl! There may be graphic sexual encounters later on in the video, but I couldn't bring myself to watch the whole thing so I can't be sure of that. Something I'm sure the liberals who made this trash knew when they filmed it and ensured no decent person could make it through without vomiting.
    Ephesians 5:17 Wherefore be ye not unwise, but understanding what the will of the Lord is.
    5:18 And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;
    5:19 Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord;
    5:20 Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ;
    5:21 Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God.


    Then there is the most damning evidence of all. Proof positive that Justin Bieber has been groomed to turn young women into lesbians.
    I've commented on his tender feminine looks already, but I didn't share the whole story.

    Before you procede, please go to your prayer closet for an hour or two, then send in an extra tithe to the church. When you come back, make sure you are sheathed in the full Armor of God.
    Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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    Yes! Justin Bieber looks like a lesbian!
    Imagine the recruitment line that allows the typical aggressive bulldyke!
    "Hi there, sweetie. I see you're a Justin Bieber fan. He's sexy, isn't he? Hey, don't you think I look a lot like him? Yeah. Come back to my pad with me, we can totally rock out to his music there."

    THIS IS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IF SOMETHING ISN'T DONE ABOUT IT NOW!

    Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
    1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


    WRITE TO YOUR STATE AND FEDERAL REPRESENTATIVES! INSIST THAT IF THEY REFUSE TO BAN JUSTIN BIEBER'S "MUSIC" OR RESTRICT IT TO ADULTS, THEN THEY AT LEAST PASS A LAW FORCING HIM TO CUT HIS HAIR AND GROW A BEARD!!!

    Join me in prayer, my friends. The homosexual agenda is in full attack mode and they have sent Justin Bieber to convert your daughters to lesbianism!
    I personally do not enjoy Justin Beiber myself, but I am very concerned that you locked you daughter in a closet. Although I would be a bit upset if my daughter (your regular group rape victim, courtesy of your husband and his fellow "god worshippers") was being "seduced" by a "gateway drug" Furthermore, just because Justin looks feminine, it doesn't mean he will turn all his female fans into lesbians... a penis is a penis, feminine or not. Also it's quite unconstitutional to force somebody to cut their hair a grow a beard

    Have fun in your ingnorant, brainwashed hell hole, dumb bitch

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  • James Hutchins
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    I for one, would love to see that Bieiber punk in the USMC. A few days of code red would get him to snap out of it. I have nothing against 'pop singers' but that kid is one of Satan's henchmen, a twisted pied piper if you will.

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  • Fallen Angel
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    i dun care 4 justins music but hes not gay or a grrl!!!!!

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    Are we absolutely certain It is male?

    It looks like the half-breed-monster-thing that Swank actress played in the evil Boys Don't Cry.

    Well you never know, his manager may have made him go castrato in order to extend his career.

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  • Mistress Cookie
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    Are we absolutely certain It is male?

    It looks like the half-breed-monster-thing that Swank actress played in the evil Boys Don't Cry.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Originally posted by Whyisthis View Post
    NO i wouldnt warn them. I will push them onward because they are living their life God set them to live.
    YOU WOULD PUSH SOMEONE NOT WEARING A PARACHUTE OUT OF AN AIRPLANE?!?!?!!?! YOU SICK MONSTER!!!!!!

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Originally posted by HelloAll View Post
    Most of you all hate or dislike black or different colored people correct? Since you hate Obama thats what i assume.
    See this is liebrals pushing their agenda on us. We hate Obama therefore we are racist. Can't say anything bad about Obama or else you're a racist,

    - can't criticize his policies
    - can't question his motives
    - can't question his history
    - can't question his religion

    Can't ask any of the questions that would of had to been answered by any other politician, because if we ask such questions then we're racists. They even gave him the peace prize on things he might do. Has he done anything to deserve such a prize? Other than bringing the US the closest to civil war since 1861.

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  • Jacob the Angry Liar
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    Originally posted by HelloAll View Post
    Most of you all hate or dislike black or different colored people correct? Since you hate Obama thats what i assume.
    And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. (Genesis 9:22-25)

    We don't hate nigras, but we recognize their place in society. God intended them to be servants to Godly Caucasians™. Most of them are getting all uppity these days and thinking they're supposed to have equal ground with us even though they do nothing but sit around all day stealing pies and stuffing their faces with watermelon and chicken. We don't appreciate this, but we still do not hate an entire race of people. We do not tolerate racism at Landover Baptist Church!

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  • Professor Bessemer
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    Originally posted by HelloAll View Post
    No, Im Whyisthis. Im the guy you(sorry) Osborne thought was a girl. Which clearly I'm not
    Sodomites with Angry God Disorder like you are often mistaken for the weaker sex. You see, your sodomania rots your brain matter as the AIDS juices build up inside your homo skull. This causes lisping so severe it can even be noticed in printed text. Also, your incredible floppy wrists result in a noticeable typing pattern that we Scientheists can discern very easily.

    This is to say that I never thought you were a lady, I could tell you were a hopelessly hell bound queer from you first post. I will be praying for God to turn you into a straight person, which will at least give a chance, however small, to become saved.

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  • HelloAll
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    Most of you all hate or dislike black or different colored people correct? Since you hate Obama thats what i assume.

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Originally posted by HelloAll View Post
    No, Im Whyisthis. Im the guy you(sorry) Osborne thought was a girl. Which clearly I'm not
    You weren't banned, you were put in quarantine. There's a difference.

    Although the Pastors may ban this for you, but I guess that means you can go back to 4-chan and brag about the notch on your keyboard.

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  • Jacob the Angry Liar
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    Originally posted by HelloAll View Post
    Ok, you ban me? And you think that will stop me? You all are Liberals. When me, Bieber, Obama, and everone else is in Heaven for living our lives they way God intended it to be. You all will realize that you followed your own personal paths
    The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God. (Psalm 9:17)

    Bieber and Obama will certainly be turned to hell, not to Heaven!




    We, on the other hand, will go to heaven.

    And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house. (Acts 16:31)

    But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. (Matthew 4:4)

    We do not follow our own paths, but the one that God intended, because He wrote in in the KJV 1611 Bible. We at the Landover Baptist Church follow these teachings, which is what will bring us salvation.

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  • HelloAll
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    No, Im Whyisthis. Im the guy you(sorry) Osborne thought was a girl. Which clearly I'm not

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Originally posted by HelloAll View Post
    Originally Posted by Nolita
    I don't like Justin Bieber, never have. But I still don't understand how you think he is gay. I mean, as far as I can see, there are no obvious signs.

    His voice is still a little high pitched and his face isn't as masculine as it could be for his age. But, if you go to a local high school there are A LOT boys that look like that. Doesn't that simply mean that they haven't undergone puberty completely? I mean, not everyone ages at the same speed.

    Ok, now for the photos. The first picture is him and his little brother. Are you suggesting incest now? Especially since his brother is five years younger than him.

    On the second picture, Justin himself did not write that. It was most likely a crazy fan girl editing his image. People do it all the time with photoshop and other programs.

    Third photo... Does this mean none of you have never gone swimming with friends? So, because I've gone swimming with a few of my very straight girlfriends this means I'm a lesbian. (I'm straight as well.) And what's wrong with dolphins?

    Fourth picture. Purple? Really? Now I really don't understand what is wrong with the color purple. Besides, he is a celebrity, most likely he has a stylist who is in charge of his hair and clothes.

    And what is wrong with Canada?

    I ask that you please don't yell or insult me. I would appreciate your respect and I will do my best to give it to you as well. I don't mean to flame or be rude, I'm just honestly curious and trying to see things from your point of view.

    See my point excatly!
    So you're Nolita? You know you weren't banned right

    Oh, and I live in Canada (for another month anyway) there's a lot wrong with it.

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  • HelloAll
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    Originally Posted by Nolita
    I don't like Justin Bieber, never have. But I still don't understand how you think he is gay. I mean, as far as I can see, there are no obvious signs.

    His voice is still a little high pitched and his face isn't as masculine as it could be for his age. But, if you go to a local high school there are A LOT boys that look like that. Doesn't that simply mean that they haven't undergone puberty completely? I mean, not everyone ages at the same speed.

    Ok, now for the photos. The first picture is him and his little brother. Are you suggesting incest now? Especially since his brother is five years younger than him.

    On the second picture, Justin himself did not write that. It was most likely a crazy fan girl editing his image. People do it all the time with photoshop and other programs.

    Third photo... Does this mean none of you have never gone swimming with friends? So, because I've gone swimming with a few of my very straight girlfriends this means I'm a lesbian. (I'm straight as well.) And what's wrong with dolphins?

    Fourth picture. Purple? Really? Now I really don't understand what is wrong with the color purple. Besides, he is a celebrity, most likely he has a stylist who is in charge of his hair and clothes.

    And what is wrong with Canada?

    I ask that you please don't yell or insult me. I would appreciate your respect and I will do my best to give it to you as well. I don't mean to flame or be rude, I'm just honestly curious and trying to see things from your point of view.

    See my point excatly!

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