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  • Elmer Christianson
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 133

    #1

    Are Euro-Urinals GAY???

    Folks, I'm sort of afraid to ever step foot in Denmark because it seems like those folks are a bunch of perverts. Come to think of it, the French, Italians, Germans, and English seem to be a bunch of homers and pervs as well. But take a look at this OUTDOOR PISSER and tell me if it wasn't made to delight homos. YOUR THOUGHTS?
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  • lord warrior
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2007
    • 406

    #2
    Re: Are Euro-Urinals GAY???

    Actually they would be disapointed. There are no stalls in there for them to have there homer sexual tryists.

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    • Elmer Christianson
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 133

      #3
      Re: Are Euro-Urinals GAY???

      Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
      Actually they would be disapointed. There are no stalls in there for them to have there homer sexual tryists.
      I hope you're right, but I'm afraid it may just be an excuse to bring their sick death-style out on to streets where they can induct our children! Just the other day I saw lexbeans rolling in the grass. Luckily I covered my wife's eyes before her soul was tarnished forever.
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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #4
        Re: Are Euro-Urinals GAY???

        Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View Post
        Folks, I'm sort of afraid to ever step foot in Denmark because it seems like those folks are a bunch of perverts. Come to think of it, the French, Italians, Germans, and English seem to be a bunch of homers and pervs as well. But take a look at this OUTDOOR PISSER and tell me if it wasn't made to delight homos. YOUR THOUGHTS?
        I think that is some sort of demonic machine homers back into.
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #5
          Re: Are Euro-Urinals GAY???

          The new ones the chinks installed for the 2008 Olympics (a communist queer event) are enough to make any decent, normal White person run for the bushes. The slants know no shame!

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Are Euro-Urinals GAY???

            Euro-everything is gay. As I understand from Free Republic, which has less of a liberal bias than most news media, the sodomites have completely overrun all parts of Europe that the mooselimbs have not converted into Eurabia and have forced the governments there to give them all sorts of special privileges. It seems that our Divinely hand-picked President needs to effect a little regime change in Old Europe, so that the persecuted non-mooselimb heterosexuals can welcome us as liberators.
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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #7
              Re: Are Euro-Urinals GAY???




              It looks like there's four stations on that thing. You mark my words, in a couple of weeks the homer's will have holes cut out at face level so they can all french kiss each other while they pee. Disgusting pricks.
              Last edited by Deaner; 09-12-2007, 10:13 PM.

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              • Wash O'Hanley
                Debate Moderator (and participant)
                Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
                Louder Than Reason
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2126

                #8
                Re: Are Euro-Urinals GAY???

                Whatever the gays can do to bring homosexuality and sloppy anal sex into our Christian living rooms and dinner tables. First we told them to never have sex, then they started having sex in their homes, then they started having sex in their clubs, then they moved to public restrooms, then they moved to playgrounds and now they just want to have sex in the open where anyone can see them. Well the elephant is in the living room, folks. They kept pushing and pushing and we kept giving and giving and now your children are going to grow up in a semen-stained future that is awash in a sea of homosexuality. Before you know it Christians will not be allowed to pray at the dinner table in their own home because the homosexuals that are having sex with their food get distracted by it.
                Last edited by Wash O'Hanley; 09-18-2007, 04:11 PM.
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                • Marshall
                  Righteous and Patriotic
                  Highest body count at the VFW
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 3322

                  #9
                  Re: Are Euro-Urinals GAY???

                  Excellent point Wash. The gay agenda is intruding into everything. The coddling and appeasement seems like it will never end. I told everyone about the Goth Homers I saw in Walmart gaying up Gods favorite store, now I see them on TV and hear them whining on the radio about their "feelings" in music and on talkshows. The simple fact that Volkswagon and Saab and Volvo have plants in America should scare the Hell out of anyone with an ounce of Christian morals.

                  First it was Catholicism and the metric system, then it was tiny plastic cars and the Beatles and Emo music. Now we see open air urinals for Homos to back into? Europe has to be stopped.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #10
                    Re: Are Euro-Urinals GAY???

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The new ones the chinks installed for the 2008 Olympics (a communist queer event) are enough to make any decent, normal White person run for the bushes. The slants know no shame!



                    Oh my GOD Pastor Zeke,

                    Are those the "Glory Holes" that Senator Craig is being accused of visiting?
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                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 9384

                      #11
                      Re: Are Euro-Urinals GAY???

                      Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View Post
                      I hope you're right, but I'm afraid it may just be an excuse to bring their sick death-style out on to streets where they can induct our children! Just the other day I saw lexbeans rolling in the grass. Luckily I covered my wife's eyes before her soul was tarnished forever.
                      You are correct Brother Christianson. Foot tapping on one of these one piece molded Euro-fag public conveniences will attract homers from at least a quarter mile around, not to mention the spreading of AIDS.

                      And where does one wash their hands after using one of these devices? Never shake hands with a European.
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                      • eliot mayfield
                        God Squad
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9324

                        #12
                        Re: Are Euro-Urinals GAY???

                        I hear the homer-Japanese have a new one!
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                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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                        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                          Scientific Advisor
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2373

                          #13
                          Re: Are Euro-Urinals GAY???

                          Brother Shitoshi, I am shocked! I don't recall having seen this photo in your D.O.F. dossier, but perhaps I need to examine it more closely! although that urinal is probably bigger than any house you could afford...
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                          • Poetic Peter
                            Christian Poet Emeritus
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 1696

                            #14
                            Re: Are Euro-Urinals GAY???

                            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                            Oh my GOD Pastor Zeke,

                            Are those the "Glory Holes" that Senator Craig is being accused of visiting?
                            No. They bear the wrong prefix* for Larry to want to affix.


                            *f-e

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